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The most British title of the week:

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Doctor Malaver posted:

"One of the 50 safest cities in Massachusetts." That's a dubious accomplishment considering Wikipedia says that Massachusetts has 50 cities.

It has a median income of something like 68k and literally 30 black people living in the entire town. It's probably one of the whitest, most privileged places in America.

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Marketing to millenials is getting weird

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That's a good car. Very reliable. I understand why the goat would steal it.

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Feb 24, 2007




True

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Agreed, the owner disgusts me, but are Western democracies now arresting people over pug videos?

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Sobibark

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Croccers posted:

I think we need to check the Daily Mail list on this one.

Sadly, no penis taping or taped penis on the list

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when you gotta nut - nutex

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So much harder for the cops to grapple with him. Makes sense IMO

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Eggbeater Jesus posted:

Woman smoking cigarette sprays another woman with gasoline

Not the most out there headline, but it's worth it for the mugshot.

This lady is loving stoked to be in prison.

You never bring windshield fluid to a gasoline fight

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Simone Black is good at flips.

So someone "corrected" her name to African-American? LMAO

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Collateral Damage posted:

Clickbait headlines have made it into print now?

The Daily Sport invented them before the advent of the web.

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That poo poo is gold man

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Stoatbringer posted:

Why would he buy a car that he can only drive with the roof down, especially in the north of England?

Brits buy more convertibles than any other nation in Europe.

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Strudel Man posted:

? Why would they delete it?

If Podesta asks them to, duh

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Well, those keyboards ain't gonna clean themselves

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Of course they're moist with all the heat and humidity in central India

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Smuggling ricin into Israel sounds like a really bad idea

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Swiss chainsaw massacre in course:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4084846/switzerland-chainsaw-schaffhausen-attack-latest/

e: I always thought chainsaws were deadlier than that

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Y'all should see editors in my country struggling with the concept of a tractor trailer being a thing pulled by a truck, rather than a tractor, ever since those poor sods asphyxiated in one.

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jojoinnit posted:

Companies tend to hire older millennials to be their in-house Twitter person. I have a few friends who make way too much money doing those jobs (for what they actually do) but I don't know of any company outsourcing their Twitter like what you're describing.

When Nabisco did that famous “You can still dunk in the dark” tweet a few years back during Super Bowl there were something like twenty execs from three different agencies sitting in the same room and watching the game together. It’s pretty common to outsource your Twitter if you’re that big.

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Man who used anglerfish stomach to masturbate ends up in hospital

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So Hitler was literally eyeballing cocaine

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

Then he, a failed chicken farmer with a club foot, an unpublished writer, and a fat opium addict teamed up and destroyed Europe.

I’m glad that we had the bank robber with a withered arm, the wheelchair guy and the choleric alcoholic to stop them. Really, WW2 is like the worst superhero crossover event ever

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Vince McMahon’s WWE Is Pushing Anti-Iran Propaganda for Saudi Arabia

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In Japan, a Buddhist Funeral Service for Robot Dogs

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The US has an anti-drone gun that shoots drones at other drones

I love a good headline like this

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I own the Post’s book of their best front pages and it’s one of my most treasured possessions. The eighties were truly their magical era.

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Amphigory posted:

I was cleaning out a cupboard and found some old (UK) newspaper cuttings I must have taken over 10 years ago...



You think of your well paid job and nice house, your two cars and regular vacations, nice restaurants and bespoke suits... and you realize that you don’t have anything compared to the Bosnian villager who can just sit and have a nice beer with a bear whenever he wants.

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The MSJ posted:

Now this is just poking the hornet’s nest.

Also happening recently:
https://twitter.com/raminnasibov/status/1038778772420481024?s=21

Hey, I remember that mission from Tony Hawk

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So Vietnam war reenactors are a thing now?

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Splicer posted:

Sorry for your floss

LMAO

floss.jpg

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'd heard the "cow's milk leaches calcium from bones" thing before and just didn't know what to say. Who comes up with this poo poo?

Osteoporosis is a milk-drinking country problem, but research is still incomplete. There is also this: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/can-drinking-too-much-milk-make-your-bones-more-brittle/

Dude is still nuts, though

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jair-bolsonaro-golden-shower-twitter-video-brazil-president-rio-carnival-a8810186.html

Straight out of old man search: Brazil president tweets "What is golden shower?" after tweeting explicit urination video

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