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Aug 23, 2007

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Trump Ignores Advice Not to Stare Directly at Sun as Life Becomes an Extremely on-the-Nose Metaphor

The headline writers have been having a field day with this one.

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Aug 23, 2007

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Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens

This may be the greatest headline of all time.

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John Popper From Blues Traveler Will Not Stop Posting Aerial Pictures of My House

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Aug 23, 2007

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‘Do It Now!’ U.K. Regulator Turns to Animatronic Arnold Schwarzenegger

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LONDON — When British financial regulators were planning a public education campaign about missold payment protection insurance, they figured they needed to inject some pizazz into the relatively dry subject matter.

Enter an animatronic head of Arnold Schwarzenegger, calling back to his 1987 action film “Predator,” and shouting, “Do it now!”

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Aug 23, 2007

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Midwife rides inflatable swan through Houston floods to deliver baby

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Another great Nando's commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7yzDSgKNU8

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Aug 23, 2007

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

That's what the metro's for. :shrug:

No other public transit system in the world has a website dedicated to whether it's currently on fire.

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Aug 23, 2007

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Don't for a minute think that there aren't tabloid subscribers.

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Semen-contaminated flutes might have been given to children, California school officials warn

Well that's about as bad as it gets.

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Aug 23, 2007

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Say Nothing posted:

Killed to death.



Killed by Death

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Aug 23, 2007

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The Weekly World News is still publishing new material online.

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Aug 23, 2007

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That's from WorldNetDaily, so it's probably not actually true.

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Pennsylvania man accused of selling heroin in maternity ward following daughter’s birth

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Aug 23, 2007

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Will Pumpkin Spice Destroy Us All?

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High-tech mirror for cancer patients only works if you smile

10/10 for good intentions.

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TRUMP'S GOP LUNCH ENDED WITH NO ONE GETTING CALLED AN 'IGNORANT SLUT,' SENATOR SAYS

Yay?

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Aug 23, 2007

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You Can Still Eat This Corgi In Pennsylvania, Thanks To The NRA

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Outrage after Kyrgyzstan reburies its only ancient mummy

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Scientists have called for Kyrgyzstan's only mummy to be immediately dug back up after the 1,500-year-old relic was taken from a museum and hastily reburied on the eve of a presidential election in a decision celebrated by self-professed psychics.

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Coven Of Paddle Board Witches Spotted On River

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Trump greeted with 'Welcome to Kenya' signs in Hawaii

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Britney Spears Just Sold a Flower Painting to Robin Leach for $10,000

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Naked suspects in Alberta kidnapping case may have unknowingly consumed hallucinogenic tea

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Heart association president has heart attack during heart health conference

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Aug 23, 2007

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New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive

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Aug 23, 2007

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Goat Head Tree Topper Missing From Satanic Temple of San Jose's Christmas Tree

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This Zootopia Abortion Comic Is the Latest Sensation Sweeping The Nation

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TRUMP GROUP SENDS 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO INTERVIEW ROY MOORE AHEAD OF ALABAMA ELECTION

Just gonna leave that one in all caps.

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Aug 23, 2007

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syscall girl posted:

Most of X-Files is crap but there are some diamonds in the midden.

My favorite was Jose Chung's From Outer Space, which featured Jesse Ventura and Alex Trebek as men in black. That was a trip.

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That's a nice problem to have.

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U.K.'s Secret Brexit Studies Reveal That Airbus Makes Planes

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Man took large quantity of MDMA then stole boat 'because the swans don't judge me'

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What you really need to know about Dippin' Dots is that Sean Spicer hates them.

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Fans are competing to see how quickly they can get Mario topless

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12 Sexy Camels Kicked Out of Beauty Contest for Using Botox

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Guggenheim Museum Offers Used, Solid-Gold Toilet to the Trumps

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Aug 23, 2007

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Not bad for 80, I guess.

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Better headline: Nigel, the world's loneliest bird, dies next to the concrete decoy he loved

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