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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


This is how the Cold War should've ended.

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


:eng101: The Sun is far too hot for fire to exist!

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Tibor posted:

I don't know why anyone would think it was a sex toy. It's not like the camera is the only thing looking at her and when it's pointed away she's suddenly alone; there must be dozens of crew and staff around. Why would she sit there playing with a strapon in the middle of the office?

To be fair, I thought it was a gun

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Nuclear Pogostick posted:

Last I recall hearing it was actually to commemorate a milestone of the amount of ordnance dropped on Vietnam, a pretty high number of pounds IIRC.

A shitton

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

In the South, they're called God's Gift.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Blood cascading through the spillways of Hoover Dam

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

So much drama in zoos.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


The Roman Empire: bastion of libertarianism.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

What's he like? It's not important. Florida Man.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Platystemon posted:

Buttbuttin’s Creed

Stabbed in the Butt by a Radical Buttbuttin

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Powaqoatse posted:

theyre children

They shot a child in the head.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

I Can't Believe It Isn't The Unpopular Opinions Thread!

Anyone in here who is either actively or passively fine with prison rape, get those hands up so I can tell you what a colossal piece of poo poo you are.

Prison rape is evil.

Shooting a child in the head is also evil.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Mammal Sauce posted:

And if we rehabilitate them, they could become astronauts or cure cancer or something.

Bullets do technically cure cancer, I guess.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


For occasions like this, apparently.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

People prefer butts? They're full of poo poo.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Oh sure, but when granny opens up with "Serena Williams done born her first pickin" it's time to put her in a home. smdh

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

"Let's all live in the desert!"
"idgi where's the water?"

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

England has mountains?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Tiggum posted:

Is "some people are more oppressed than others" really such a difficult concept?



Benefiting from straight male privilege

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Another one bites the dust.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

The MSJ posted:

Kansas Scrambles To Change Rules After 6 Teens Enter Governor's Race

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race

The possibility of a dog running for office is also mentioned.

"So into the race jumped Jack Bergeson. Calling himself an anti-establishment candidate, 17-year-old Bergeson is pursuing the Democratic nomination, advocating for a $12 minimum wage, legalization of medical marijuana, and high-speed rail for major cities in the region."

Atta boy.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Samuringa posted:

Can't wait for the movie where someone has to fight for the control of their body against their transplanted penis

To stay alive, you must

BEAT YOUR MEAT

cumming this summer

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

There was that time we elected a wrestler

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

hehehe, nads

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The primordial Greek god of agriculture deserves more respect than he gets

The really weird thing? Uranus is the Latinized Greek name of the god. The Roman equivalent was Caelus, and the original Greek was Οὐρανός, pronounced like "oorah-nose".

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Zereth posted:

I've never seen "judeo-christian" actually used to refer to jewish stuff, at all.

It means the parts of the Old Testament Christians aren't supposed to care about but do because it lets them stomp on other people.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Can't taste worse than regular beer

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


"applicants must know how to operate a manual car"

GOD drat IT

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

cinni posted:

Also, I really hope 'Trail of Treats' wasn't a halloweeny reference to the Trail of Tears.

That is (unfortunately) the town I live in, and it's not. It's just a trail with treats.


I might have to switch to a Captain America costume this year, though.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Randaconda posted:

*googles*

Of course that's a loving thing



Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I just wear hawaiian shirts, jorts and socks with sandals everywhere.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Platystemon posted:

Why is Sunday the Lᴏʀᴅ’s day?

Constantine gave everybody in the Roman Empire Sundays off.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


:unsmith:

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Romans confirmed for nerds

it's true

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

There's this body of water between them

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I mean I'm just saying it's not totally implausible. Especially since ancient Egypt at times was a lot bigger than the modern one.

That's what she said.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Zilla will soon rise to take vengeance on the Floridians for harming her kin.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Poooop in the water
Fire in your eyes

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I just love that after a decade of disdain, op-eds about industry-killing and avacado toast jokes, the first, tiniest little insult to the boomers and they immediately poo poo themselves in fury.

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Sir Lemming posted:

I like the implication that if inserting the syringe into the banana is... successful?... ...that will somehow prove the efficacy of this medication.

*jabs self in the finger* goddammit, pack it in, boys

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