Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«5 »
  • Post
  • Reply
Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Boy tumourier; police smarter

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

AlbieQuirky posted:

TUMOR BOY WINS BLACK BELT

TUMOR TEEN TACKLES TAEKWONDO!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Screaming Idiot posted:

ARG for the Santa Clause reboot going well

THE CLAUS IS DEAD



LONG LIVE THE CLAUS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

M_Sinistrari posted:

Hippos are also very determined and grudge holding. I remember reading some years back that some guy ticked off a hippo and it tracked him down for miles to get even.

He slept with my wife, also calling me that is very hurtful

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Double Punctuation posted:

New Coke is just Diet Coke with HFCS and the knobs twisted a bit. Diet Coke tastes like rear end, so I can’t imagine New Coke is any better.

Is that actually true? I've never heard anything other than some generic claim that it's sweeter and "different" than classic. My interest works go way down, since yeah, actual Diet Coke is nasty garbage that I can't imagine anyone truly enjoying outside of some kinda soda Stockholm Syndrome.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

The Bloop posted:

Diet Coke is the only soda I really enjoy, with mountain dew throwback coming in a distant second.

It's "thinner" and much more refreshing, and I liken it strongly to coming to love skim milk after growing up with whole milk

I dunno, I mean like what you like, but I don't see how it's similar or refreshing. Slim milk tastes like weaker milk to me, but Diet Coke tastes harsh and metallic and only related to Coke in a vague slightly cola-ish way.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Imagine four Lord Bucketheads on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the Lord Buckethead nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of Lord Bucketheads and takes the place of the first Lord Buckethead. The formerly first Lord Buckethead becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

Politics work the same way.

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Jun 1, 2019

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

I'm the aroused neighborhood

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Gender reveal party stunt ends with a car erupting in flames

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

jojoinnit posted:

But were the flames blue or pink?

"Congratulations, it's a fire elemental!"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

fisting by many posted:

Since I was "lucky" enough to see it before it was deleted



https://twitter.com/nytimesvows/sta...1769413632?s=19



It's okay, just bury that age down further in the article and it's all good!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my unholy frankensteinian creation is dying

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Bertrand Hustle posted:

spend less on spines

no

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


[Morgan Freeman]No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that mankind had willfully engineered its own destruction[/Morgan Freeman]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Bird songs suck if they're from the crows that shout at each other at 5 AM outside my window, otherwise they're good

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice



At that point it's probably more accurate to say you're removing a small boy from a pile of teeth.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Scathach posted:

fitting our cats with Mad Max-style armor before the incoming apocalypse

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

cinni posted:

Tango and Cash

This is the one I refuse to believe.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Arctic mission will trap scientists in ice to study climate

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

I feel like you should win by default if you die during an eating contest. Like, you other people may have eaten more, but nobody's eating harder than you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

"They're not swastikas, they're clearly two S's"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Joke's on them, I don't even have sex

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

AlbieQuirky posted:

She didn’t actually use the diapers, though she did bring them.

What

I feel like my whole life has been a lie

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


I never knew baby shoggoths would be so cute

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

A mob of horny tarantulas is prowling San Francisco

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

[climbing into oven] Mine too, sooo...

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


So many cool potential apocalypses lately and yet we're stuck with slow, boring climate change

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

I'm fine with the rats, thanks though

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

[armpit fart noise]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


quote:

It's also true that everyone who ever lives will die

[citation needed]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Goats help save Reagan library from destruction as California wildfire threatens

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


The purest boi, the one spoken of in prophecy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


quote:

researchers have now studied the colony to understand how it functioned—and installed an escape route to see if its members would leave their home given the option

[as massive wave of ants engulfs burning skyscraper in background] "Well, we just wanted to see what happened if they got out"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The massive wave, composed of over a millions ants, has grown to just over 3 feet high at this point. Those in coastal areas and low-lying environs are asked to seek shelter.

Small skyscrapers are important too

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

"Sir," he said, and believe me, I could tell he was crying tears of joy, "Sir, thank you for telling me to tear down this wall! We're all getting richer here now that you've torn down the wall the democrats put up"

e: dog tax

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

You Can Finally Spend The Night In A Hotel Shaped Like An Anus
My mind automatically filled in the voice for a Professor Farnsworth useful new invention announcement

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Invisble Manuel posted:

Fox News: 2 infants buried wearing helmets made from other youngsters' skulls have archaeologists puzzled.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/2-i...logists-puzzled

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Church accidentally builds giant baby Jesus statue resembling Phil Collins

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Sir Lemming posted:

So it was, as soon as Moses came near the camp, that he saw the Israelites air-drumming "In The Air Tonight". And Moses said to Aaron, “What did this people do to you that you have brought so great a sin upon them?” So Aaron said, “You know the people, that they are set on evil. For they said to me, ‘Make us gods that shall go before us.’ And I said to them, ‘Whoever has any gold, let them break it off.’ So they gave it to me, and I threw it into the fire, and out came Baby Phil Collins.”

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice




See the face on the billboard? Well, that man is me

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«5 »