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Awesome Welles posted:My brain can't even process this. Pageants must be very boring where you come from?
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:What possible explanation other than "I thought it would feel good" could he come up with? Drugs.
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canyoneer posted:Painting the map black I see a red map and I want it painted black.
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CzarChasm posted:Oh gently caress me, I thought this was the joke. Didn't even realize the math was bad. I am the target audience of Fox News. They also give the source for the figures as being their opinions. They literally say that they just made them up on the spot.
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Feb 27, 2015 08:27
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That's the smallest news presenter I've ever seen.
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Jun 30, 2015 10:01
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Crow Jane posted:This picture is one of the best things the internet has ever given me: The question at the bottom was intended to be rhetorical, right? Because it strikes me as perfectly cromulent.
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Aug 5, 2015 10:40
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Istari posted:I like how, instead of looking terrified, he just looks vaguely put out. "Well, I guess I won't make it to the club in time for elevenses." You know he's going to punch his way out of that shark. Still probably miss elevenses though.
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Aug 7, 2015 10:13
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I love the firefighters at the end.
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The babies or the crocodile?
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Oct 29, 2015 08:48
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cyberia posted:If I haven't played the other Far Cry games should I start at 4 or get the other ones first? 4.
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I don't think I've seen a pet store that actually sold pets in some years. They sell pet supplies now, and the actual animals are bought from breeders and/or shelters.
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Fathis Munk posted:poo poo this one is amazing. She's certainly got a good arm. I hope a talent scout was reading that paper.
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Jun 16, 2016 08:08
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Henchman of Santa posted:Are they the ones that hang out on the ceiling of the car, hidden by that thing you flip down to block sunlight? They don't always fit properly but yes.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Oklahoma student brings dead squirrel to class, wanted to eat it http://news3lv.com/news/offbeat/oklahoma-student-brings-dead-squirrel-to-class Is this better or worse than wanting to eat a live squirrel?
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timefly posted:I would assume they meant the counterfeit ones were killing people, like, instantly So they're a better, more efficient cigarette?
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Nov 11, 2016 22:26
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But how do you put them under oath?
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Stoatbringer posted:Content: This feels like something from Phoenix Wright. "As I have shown your honor, the man died before he hung himself."
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Jan 30, 2017 11:07
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But... saxophones aren't flammable.
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Mar 3, 2017 04:54
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I'm guessing he is not going to get his license.
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Mar 15, 2017 10:54
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"Look at this wound pattern... definitely another victim of the knife-wielding stabbing machine." "Sarge, I know our cleanup rates have skyrocketed but i think we should really consider turning that thing off."
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The Kins posted:
How do you put a leash on a snake? Serious question.
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Apr 10, 2017 06:12
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Phlegmish posted:You'd think not being immediately eaten would be a more valuable trait to pass on to your offspring than pretty wings. loving vapid females I think the way it's supposed to work is "look at me, I'm so badass I've managed to survive despite having these useless loving wings. Mate with me and your daughters will have my badass genes plus proper wings. (Your sons will have hosed-up wings, but that's life I guess.)"
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chitoryu12 posted:I thought it occurred within a few hours of eating, when your body begins digesting it. Food for humans takes roughly a day to pass through the body and be excreted. What's it like for komodo dragons? Depends on the type of poisoning. Some bacteria (like staph) produce a toxin as they grow in the food - this takes 1-2 hours to affect you and clears up relatively quickly. Others (like salmonella) actually infect you, taking about 24 hours to become noticeable but lasting much longer (possibly requiring antibiotics)
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May 9, 2017 08:07
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MisterBibs posted:Now that I'm not on my phone, I can elaborate: the half-remembered-and-potentially-bullshit-thus-why-I-asked theory was that humans pushed out whatever-Pandas-came-from long ago from their earlier biosphere by being humans (long before industrial progress would do it faster), and that learning to eat bamboo was a ecological response to that displacement. Can you really say pandas 'learned' to eat bamboo when they're still so bad at it?
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May 31, 2017 03:06
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jojoinnit posted:I will be so mad if AI's kill us all before the waters have a chance to rise because then global warming deniers will go to the cyber-holocaust convinced they were right What if the AI is killing us because it has calculated that that's the only way to prevent global warming?
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Jul 31, 2017 03:00
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Can you be charged with possession of drugs that are currently inside your bloodstream?
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Bobby Digital posted:More awesome than weird but Who's tongue was it?
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Oct 18, 2017 10:23
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That owl does not appreciate what they just called him.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:48
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Aesop Poprock posted:My favorite dippin dots related story is that my former roommate's brother bought them not knowing what they were and was so confused by them that he figured something had to be wrong and he threw them away in a mall trash can What's a dippin dot? Is acid involved?
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:The kid was supposed to kill the snake for valor and extra protein. Killing snakes is illegal.
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Rough Lobster posted:Green hair and good with swords? He managed to land an anime heroine and he pissed it all away! If she was /good/ with a sword he'd be dead. Empirical evidence indicates that she is in fact bad with swords.
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How do we know that though?
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Mar 28, 2018 02:35
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Automatic Retard posted:What the gently caress did they shoot her with? A cannon? How does someone lose two legs in a cop related shooting? Probably shot her five times (well, shot her 47 times and hit five times).
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May 14, 2018 13:22
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ultrafilter posted:Religiously extreme couple loses child custody after stuffed lion purportedly transmitting the word of God acted as their lawyer It turns out Jesus isn't a very good lawyer. I guess his training is 2000 years out of date.
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I assume it's just Cop Math. The same way they come up with the 'street value' of drugs.
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Aug 21, 2018 08:09
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Banksy is a stand alone complex.
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CapitanGarlic posted:That's the theory. In practice, it means that lethal force is authorized if a PoC is wielding a potentially dangerous set of functioning limbs. LOL you think american cops wouldn't shoot a disabled man for not obeying commands fast enough.
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AFewBricksShy posted:In the Matrix when Agent Smith is talking to Morpheus, he tells him the original Matrix was a paradise for people but our minds rejected it. I feel like this might be what the rejection started to look like, when reality just starts to go to complete poo poo. You know those MonsterFactory videos where they hit 'randomise' repeatedly as the face slowly twists into a nightmarish parody of reality? That's the simulation we're living in.
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Pookah posted:At the same time I 100% understand why chinese parents want to ship in outside products - the very idea of your child starving to death because the loving babyfood is really ground up plastic is almost too nightmarish to comprehend. What happened in this case is that the milk company paid dairies for their milk at a varying rate depending on the protein content. This was to stop the dairies from watering down their milk before selling it. The standard test for protein just checks the amount of nitrogen. So someone at one of the dairies realised that if they added some cheap industrial plasticiser to the milk they could water it down and still have it test as having a high protein content. The dosage they used wouldn't be good for an adult drinking the milk, but it probably wouldn't cause acute problems and anyone that did get sick probably wouldn't link it to the milk. However, the milk company (who knew nothing of this) went on to turn the milk into milk powder, and then the company that bought the milk powder turned it into infant formula. The dosage was definitely enough to kill an infant, which it did.
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rodbeard posted:Why are people buying sausage at a hardware store and why is it served on supermarket white bread? Because that's How Things Are Done.
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