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AlbieQuirky posted:Nah, the first sister's moose died. And thank god for that, moose bites can be pretty nasty.
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Jun 17, 2015 02:11
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Byzantine posted:In the South, they're called God's Gift. They use the same term for children afflicted with major birth defects and malignant tumors that scare people into going to church.
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Jul 15, 2015 01:55
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:19th and early 20th century women were NOT TO BE hosed WITH Man, I feel sorry for poor Corporal Nobbs and Sergeant Colon in the foreground, there. That lady looks like she knows The Way of Mrs. Cosmopilite.
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Aug 4, 2015 21:48
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Say Nothing posted:Gory. Let's lighten the mood. Khorne supports this development. 
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Aug 20, 2015 02:18
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Phlegmish posted:I take it that Kid Rock fans are similar to Juggalos. Less face-paint, more chromosomes.
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Aug 21, 2015 22:57
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Still less shameful than being in a SyFy original movie.
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Aug 22, 2015 02:14
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Choco1980 posted:Wow, she really DID deserve that Oscar! Her makeup artist did, at least.
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Aug 23, 2015 05:37
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I think we can all agree that we need to find a way to make the Mike vs. Gorilla match a reality.
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Sep 15, 2015 04:08
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This reads like something out of the Ankh-Morpork Times.
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Sep 27, 2015 02:21
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Aesop Poprock posted:I dunno dude honestly sounds more relaxed than I've ever been in my life It sounds like the beginning of a touching comedy about a mentally unstable man who brings a family back together.
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Oct 3, 2015 08:58
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Inoculate conception.
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Oct 7, 2015 02:22
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flosofl posted:
Aasimov bursts forth from his grave, screaming "THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS IS AN INHERENTLY FLAWED CONCEPT AS EXEMPLIFIED IN THE STORIES IN WHICH THEY APPEAR!"
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Oct 24, 2015 07:29
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Imagining all the worlds cars networking and deciding to lock their brakes perminantly. Crashes are solved! Susan Calvin glares at the car. "If you lock your breaks, you'll prevent speeding, thus saving a human life. But if you lock your breaks, the human cannot go to work and will lose his job, thus hurting a human life!"
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Oct 24, 2015 20:28
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Come all ye faithful.
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Dec 14, 2015 02:11
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Pththya-lyi posted:What's a Matlock? It's used to secure our limited supply of mats.
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Jan 11, 2016 09:01
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He looks like Gary Oldman in the Dark Knight.
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Jan 14, 2016 00:17
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"Here are several hundred full college scholarships!" *BOOM!*
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Jan 16, 2016 09:54
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Blue Footed Booby posted:What the gently caress were they supposed to do, send in special forces with wheelbarrows to carry away the huge stacks of money? Maybe they could suspend the bombings for a day or two and feed a few million underfed children for a year, although that probably doesn't get the warhawks tumescent enough to earn votes.
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Jan 18, 2016 08:35
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The Librarian of Unseen University has fallen on some hard times. 
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Feb 12, 2016 07:51
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Platystemon posted:Not necessarily eating them. I think the leading theory is that a hunter got monkey blood on a wound. How the hell else are you supposed to get monkey super powers?
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Feb 13, 2016 09:38
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"Yeh, what of it? Fuckin' Slovenian cunts havvit comin', 'struth."
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Feb 29, 2016 14:33
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Mu Zeta posted:Quesadilla is basically a deconstructed burrito. Are quesadillas sandwiches? A quesadilla is basically a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Apr 29, 2016 09:08
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Oompah-Loompah gone up in the world.
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May 9, 2016 11:12
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Guys, these puns are un-BEAR-able! You guys are so CATTY! I'm about to go OTTER my mind!
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May 14, 2016 10:25
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These puns are UN-BURY-ABLE! I have a BONE to pick with you guys! I had a good pun, but it was on the TIBIA my tongue!
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May 15, 2016 21:27
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I just imagined her putting on some super-advanced powered armor and hefting a massive laser-grid tennis racket, then staring balefully at the sky as the missiles come screaming down. She curls her lip, tenses her arm, and bats them back with a mighty sonic boom.
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May 23, 2016 10:16
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Well, that's one way to reply to a thread. Well, that's one way to perpetuate a meme.
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Jun 2, 2016 11:17
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I love old-timey news illustrations so much. They're the best kind of surrealist humor.
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Jun 4, 2016 10:59
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The brown eye of the storm.
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Nov 6, 2016 04:54
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chitoryu12 posted:Did the crew really just show up and start smashing up a fully furnished house without question? That's amazingly Dents. Relax, the constructor fleet destroyed the entire planet soon after that so it's pretty much a non-issue.
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Dec 16, 2016 00:29
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Friendship is magically delicious.
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Jan 14, 2017 09:49
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Tell that to the poor Koopalings who routinely get stomped on, burned, and dumped into lava. Poor Roy has to take medicine to calm down enough to sleep.
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Jan 18, 2017 00:38
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ABOUT loving TIME, JAPAN! 
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and here i was thinking "at least patrick stewart didn't die in 2016 now i wish he had
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Jan 19, 2017 10:58
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bitterandtwisted posted:Stiffest upper lip in Central Hampshire. Commander Vimes is real and he's in Central Hampshire.
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Feb 19, 2017 10:30
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Those boring youtube Garfield parodies have escaped into real life.
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dumb. posted:Do Canadian science news podcasts count? So when did Jayden Smith start writing for podcasts.
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