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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Isn't that just Welsh?

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Centripetal Horse posted:

Not enough double-ls.
Cornish?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

QuelleFuck posted:

Nicknames for Margaret: Peggy, Maggie, Marge, Margo, Meg, Mamie, Molly, Greta, Midge, Madge, to name a few. And Maisie.

From what I understand, it's a holdover from when everyone had saints' names and everyone named their kids after themselves (this used to be common for women as well).
There's a fair degree of regionalism to them as well--Margo(t) from the French, Greta the German, and Maisie, if I recall correctly, from Scots. A lot of them, I would wager, date from the time when a merchant from the Danelaw regions could scarcely make himself understood in Kent.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom

Total bullshit, though.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Aesop Poprock posted:

Why did this couple allow this person into their house and around their children. Why would that even occur to them as a thing they would do. I'm confused and unhappy about this
They're perverts.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I'm not an expert by any definition, but I feel sure that this was not the proper way to enjoy cocaine.
How do you do it, then?

Scrub.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

flosofl posted:

I'm going to pretend he used to be an abused fighting dog that was thrown in a ditch after he lost, left for dead. And old woman found him and nursed him back to health. He wishes to stay with the kindly old lady and live a life of ease with tasty noms. But he cannot. Honor compiles him to track his previous owner across the country so no dog will ever suffer what he did at that man's hands. He must... BITE THE HAND THAT ONCE FED HIM.
No need for that, it's from The Onion.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

artsy fartsy posted:

So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Marcade posted:

So, did he or did he not dance all night?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

OK, which one of you is this?
Ivor Biggun.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Crumbletron posted:

Why would they serve fried pastries at a ripper joint
Because a lot of places that no sane person would ever go to eat are legally required to serve food/have a certain amount of their sales consist of food or they get their license pulled.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

The only thing you can rely on the web comic Jerk city to teach you is proper fellatio etiquette.
No, every now and again you can glean useful advice from it.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RandomFerret posted:

Hey, good excuse to play around. Get a tattoo, piercing, some of those implanted silicone BBs, go nuts. You don't like how it turns out, wait a few months and get a do-over
Be careful what you wish for. It's all fun and games until your penis regenerates into Sylvester McCoy.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

spog posted:

Interesting that on the DVD, Peter Falk gets higher billing than both David Niven and Sir Alex Guiness
It's alphabetical, dingus.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

GrossMurpel posted:

I hadn't heard of the original lawsuit. Is giving someone STDs illegal? Is there precedent for this?
Something doesn't need to be illegal to be a tort. And, yes, there is plenty of precedent, although primarily for incurable STDs.

quote:

I didn't realize "she was depressed because you gave her an STD" counted as manslaughter, is that normal? Or is this more of a "you gave her the drugs so it's negligent" type deal?
The argument might be that she was depressed because of the STD, and that supplying her with the drugs knowing her mental state was incredibly negligent.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Leavemywife posted:

What's KFC apologizing for? Did they somehow run out of chicken?
They ran out of chicken.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

syscall girl posted:

If he'd kissed a girl, just to try, it he wouldn't have such a weird Pence-ish hang-up about it.
And if he did, it would have been his choice. And also not on television.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Probably complete bullshit.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Your theory is bad and you should feel bad

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Antioch posted:

The next day I got fired for "letting the police steal the computer" and I should "have just asked him to leave".
You should have sued the prick.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Scathach posted:

Welp, hail Satan I guess
You guess?

Sometimes I question your commitment to Sparkle Damnation.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

darthbob88 posted:

OH GODDAMMIT. In my defense, it looked like a legit local news site.
Not really duder.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Henchman of Santa posted:

As someone who uses a Frosty as dipping sauce at Wendy’s I stand with her.
As long as you are both standing together in the jail, so be it.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Yeah, most grocery stores have those. Which I find confusing, as they're entirely different types of organ meat. I have made food them in the past but I've found the gizzards too obnoxious to work with.
It's hit or miss where I am. Some places don't have them at all, some it's a crap shoot.

The best way to do gizzards is to slow cook them, unless you like them chewy.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Say Nothing posted:

Nice pubestache.

Westworld Season 3 taking a weird turn

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Phlegmish posted:

I'll probably get laughed at for not being in the know but why are they microwaving their piss
Because if you don't have a proper wee snifter, it's the only way to bring out the subtle oaky notes of fine gourmet piss.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

AlbieQuirky posted:

Where do you live that there aren't any Turkish restaurants? Come to Boston, we'll hook you up.
Aside from regional variations in spicing and such, shwarma and kebab are pretty much the same thing, so lots of Mediterranean places whould suit you.

And now, I am craving Zankou.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Mindy St. Claire?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Scathach posted:

See that could be avoided if you moved somewhere nudity isn't illegal, like wonderful WA.
I don't want no bigfoots peeping at my titties tho

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sasquatches, maybe, but they got to pay

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

doverhog posted:

I think I saw it, Rose MgGowan castrates a twink with garden scissors in the finale?
Nope. The twink gets castrated by Nazis. I can't remember whether they were played by Skinny Puppy or if that was another gang of thugs.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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doverhog posted:

It's funny what little things stick in our minds. I always associated "generation X" with that movie.
It came out the year after Reality Bites, so yeah, it's Generation X as gently caress.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Samuringa posted:

I meant the actual Generation X movie but I guess I should've expected some sort of entirely unrelated derail to happen, maybe not involving castration, but still.
Either I was entirely unaware of it at the time or I had blocked it out.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Slippery posted:

Who the gently caress is Alvis
You frigging Krebs are all alike

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Nah. I'm just in it for the ham and liquor. Also the revenge.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I said "check the couch cushions" like a million times, but nooooo.

And guess where he was?

:colbert:

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Pastry of the Year posted:

the Middle School Urban Legends thread in GBS and this thread have, perhaps inevitably, collided in a terrible way:

Waitress ‘caught putting hot dog up her vagina before apparently serving it to customer’


Phlegmish posted:

She could've taken it to clips4sale and made more money than by waiting tables
You might not realize the absurd extent to which this is true. A friend of mine recently sold a shitload of clips if her modeling watches in a LBD.

She also did one of the most bizarre, surreal custom clip I have ever heard of.

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