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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Looks guilty as hell.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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These are great!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Chelsea Girl is Florida Man's great-grandmother.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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"Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper, published by Sport Newspapers, which was established in 1986. It prints plainly ludicrous stories, such as "London Bus Found Frozen In Antarctic Ice", or "World War II Bomber Found On The Moon". Defenders of the paper pointed out that it was not intended to be taken seriously. Its controversial content also includes a high quotient of softcore female nudity and extensive advertising for sexual services."

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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quote:

On a lighter note, the La Stampa daily reported that a gang of masked robbers had stormed into a bank shouting: “Relax, we are not Isis. It is only a hold-up.”

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/741346/relax-its-only-a-hold-up-italy-gets-terror-jitters#ixzz3s7kfrDF8

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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quote:

Correction at 9:58 a.m. on 3/09/2016: Due to an oversight involving a haphazardly-installed Chrome extension during the editing process, the name Donald Trump was erroneously replaced with the phrase “Someone With Tiny Hands” when this story originally published.
http://www.wired.com/2016/03/chris-christie-marginal-media/

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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BTW, if you don't want to browse Twitter feed, google searching Illustrated Police News gives tons of results.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Geniasis posted:

Self-crucifying my rear end, look at the picture again.

It was the cat what done it, yer honor.

I think you're onto something.



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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Rough Lobster posted:

I love how back in olden times, they though something could frighten you unexpectedly and you'd be driven irrevocably mad on the spot.

They didn't have horror films so everyone's tolerance for spookiness was super low.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Collateral Damage posted:

Everyone should be prohibited from dressing up as clowns.

First they came for the clowns...

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/10/mans_fiancee_to_murderer_why_did_you_have_to_kill_him_over_deez_nuts.html#incart_river_home

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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GrossMurpel posted:

The thing that gets me most with this (assuming it's really accidental) is not using protection. You're loving a furry, surely you would use a condom to prevent STDs if nothing else.

It's probably a clickbait article and not true.

e. yup, googled it

Kennel has a new favorite as of 14:44 on Mar 4, 2017

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Pretty edgy marketing campaign for Snake Pass.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Splicer posted:

Nominative determinism at its most heartbreaking

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Everyone needs brain stimulation, and by brain stimulation I mean butt sex.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1032806430921961472

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I wish people were named like race horses.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/HuffPostUK/status/1069614354457341957

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Me Everyone playing Grand Theft Auto.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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My local paper made a good headline:


"An assassin hired
an assassin, who hired
an assassin, who hired
an assassin, who hired
an assassin - No one died,
everyone arrested in China"

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Cacafuego posted:

How many Finns does SA have?!?/quote]
Shittons.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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The true final exam of the law school is to do crimes and avoid prison.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I'm sure most of you are already aware of this, but it's hilarious to see it on BBC.

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1207312798977581058?s=20

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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The Illustrated Police News
Jan 11th 1890

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/latimessports/status/1224770874714337281?s=20

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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It's a parody account.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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TASBot cures coronavirus 0:10:81
- Corrupts memory
- Executes arbitrary code
- Heavy glitch abuse
- Heavy luck manipulation
- Uses death to save time

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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(Linda is Vince McMahon's wife)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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AFAIK "Recovered" is commonly used term in these models.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6nLfCbAzgo&t=97s

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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This popped in google news when I searched something completely unrelated.



(It's just about Obama listing his favorite movies/tv shows of 2019)

Kennel has a new favorite as of 12:02 on Jun 6, 2020

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Bobby Digital posted:

The way it’s written the bartender and the Richmond man could be the same person.

Is he also COVID-19?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Aww... I thought we got him.

The pic:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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There's Onion thread for that.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Double Punctuation posted:

This is the weirdest Carmen Sandiego game.

Was he planning to steal the fjords?

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