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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

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UWBW posted:

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2017/10/13/before_pasco_killing.html

Before Pasco killing: 'You're messing with my girlfriend'

He killed a man for messing with his imaginary girlfriend

It was something anime or MLP wasn't it?

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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

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Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/989974746350673920


Someone called the cops on an ice cream truck

Someone called the cops on an ice cream truck

Reading the article, not surprised at all this was in Elgin. Never underestimate how pissy and petty people can be in the suburbs. I once had the cops called on me when I dressed up as Alice Cooper for Halloween and was sitting out on my front stoop handing out candy claiming I was doing some devil stuff out front. I had an idea who it was and if I wasn't in my knockoff straightjacket, I would've flipped her the Dio horns.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I wonder if anyone ever used the "at least it's not Surströmming" defence.

Though, what smells worse? Durian or Surströmming

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Sep 5, 2008

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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

The idea that you should use Israel as a model for anything especially after the last month is baffling.
Also all the school guards I ever met were ageing and out of shape.

The school guards we had were all off duty cops or bouncers.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Where did you go to school? I went to schools in lower class neighborhoods in Jerusalem.

One of the more sketchy Chicago suburbs.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Sex Hobbit posted:

Oh now I need to know which one, because I went to high school in Naperville and our school cop was an enormous bitch who loved nothing more than screaming obscenities at people and smugly hollering about how she "[didn't] like people standing on [her] GUN SIDE."

gently caress you, Erin Gibler. I still remember you screaming at our entire prom table over something we didn't even do.

I haven't been back in over a decade or more easy so I don't know how it is now, but Maywood.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

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Doesn't surprise me. I remember going with my Mom to the Entenmann's Bakery when they'd have half price day and I could envision those little grannie ladies packing the store so worked up they'd be ready to powerbomb a wrestler over the last coffee cake on the shelf.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Florida man is really using his superpowers: "Report: Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse"
Allegedly he used a condom so as to not contract a disease from the horse.

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...k&ICID=ref_fark

Every time I read something like this, I keep thinking of the 'His wife, a horse!?' thing from some years back.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Yeah I mean Japan is weird about Nazis and kind of fetishes them and even if they’re viewed as badguys in stuff like Full Metal Alchemist teenagers are just going to adopt it because badguys are cool and they don’t really know much about the holocaust. I don’t really blame the kids, I was dumb as hell as a young teenager and edgy stuff appealed to me although I was fully aware of how bad Nazis were from 6th grade on because we had a wonderful frail old Jewish lady who survived a concentration camp come to talk to us at an assembly and I don’t think there are many of those left to directly engage students

While I understand how stupid we can all be when we were teenagers, then you also get the people who are just willfully stupid. At a past job I had, we had one of the younger guys show up wearing a Che shirt who couldn't understand why the Cubans we worked with were giving him the cold shoulder. Even after explaining to him that the Revolution wasn't seen as a good thing for many Cubans and in the case of one of our co-workers, only her and an Aunt were the only survivors of their large family as the rest were all butchered by Che, he still couldn't wrap his mind around anything other than revolutionaries = good.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Der Kyhe posted:

So basically what you saw was one of the Internet communists, but in real life.

At the time this happened, Internet communists didn't seem so visible so this was my first time encountering someone like this. He also insisted he was a Libertarian and couldn't understand why anyone wouldn't be a Libertarian. When he eventually got fired for attendance issues because he developed a WoW addiction, it was a relief.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Patrick Spens posted:

I know this isn't the point, but.. $1000? One thousand dollars was enough to trigger their, "you can't possibly make this much" reflex? Jesus.

It depends on the bank and what they're used to seeing. The bank I work for, we're used to seeing all sorts of payroll/funds disbursements come in that seeing a deposit come in for $10-50,000 doesn't even make me blink anymore.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

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Here's another article on this one. https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/stranger-repeatedly-delivers-unwanted-bologna/5227195/

If every state had the same transparency laws Florida has, I think my state would give Florida Man a serious run for the money.

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Sep 5, 2008

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chitoryu12 posted:

The Denver Airport has decided to dispel its reputation for conspiracy theories by installing an animatronic gargoyle to make fun of people.


He's adorable. I'd definitely make a point of seeing him over that mural.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Aramoro posted:

I think people tend to be surprised how slow people are, Hippos can run at 30km/h for short bursts.

Hippos are also very determined and grudge holding. I remember reading some years back that some guy ticked off a hippo and it tracked him down for miles to get even.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Should we classify them as party pastries?

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Sep 5, 2008

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Krankenstyle posted:

Wouldnt surprise me. It was the same thing in Greenland, Lappland, etc. Here's a new name, deal with it.

Also in this context it's worth mention that nothing like that happened to immigrants on Ellis Island. Literally everyone who passed through had tickets with their written names, passenger manifests, etc. No misunderstandings whatsoever, everybody was extremely painstaking. It was later that some changed their names from say Jensen to Johnson etc.


When one of my ancestors was going through Ellis Island, the guy processing his papers mistook the 'a' at the end of his last name as an 'o'. We never bothered changing it back.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Krankenstyle posted:

:wrong:

Typewriters existed and were indeed used. The namechanges came before or after.

https://www.gjenvick.com/Immigration/ImmigrantDocumentation/1923-EllisIslandHistoricalDocuments.html

While typewriters existed and all, not all the documentation was typed.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Bogus Adventure posted:

Australia: The Florida of the World

I'm wondering how he was wearing them. Were they butterfly cut into slippers or did he bind them like sandals?

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Sep 5, 2008

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chitoryu12 posted:

There's been a lot of studies done trying to figure out why New Coke failed. Coca-Cola had done blind taste tests that had it consistently beat classic Coke and Pepsi, so they figured it would be a slam dunk.

The first data point they missed is that when they did the taste tests and asked people what they would think if the soda permanently replaced the current recipe, there was an extremely vocal minority who reacted with anger that ended up actually interfering in the test groups by imposing peer pressure on other tasters. This information was ignored in favor of just the taste test results, so they were completely unprepared for exactly that to happen: the people who were die hard Coca-Cola fans (especially people in Georgia whose identity includes Coke as a native product) constantly harassed the company and wrote articles about how much of a travesty it was. Even if it was a minority, the massive bad publicity created a disaster.

The other is that they did the taste tests as individual tests with a small sample. Product testing like this is best done with long term tests where people are allowed to take home a sample to consume over a week or a month or whatever to see if they actually want the product at the end of it. While New Coke was sweeter and won taste tests in small samples, the sweetness was so high that people who bought large packs quickly tired of it. Regular Coca-Cola's less sweet flavor than Pepsi has often been credited with its high popularity, as it's easier to drink in large quantities or over a period of time.

From what I remember, it was too sweet and not all that different from Pepsi which I also don't like for being too sweet. Only good that came out of New Coke was I found I liked RC Cola.

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Sep 5, 2008

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The Bloop posted:

Diet Coke is the only soda I really enjoy, with mountain dew throwback coming in a distant second.

It's "thinner" and much more refreshing, and I liken it strongly to coming to love skim milk after growing up with whole milk

I only drink diet soda when I do drink soda. For me regular soda and the 'zero' style ones leave me with a filmy sugar mouthfeel that standard diet just doesn't. I've never liked Mt. Dew and the only diet soda I really disliked was Tab. But Diet Coke, Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet RC are all fine with me.

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Sep 5, 2008

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AlbieQuirky posted:

There is a great memoir by someone who worked at Alcor in the early days that suggests their quality control is not all that clients might hope for.

Zereth posted:

I saw an article somewhere claiming that, yeah, they frequently don't even not gently caress up the primitive and probably grossly inadequate techniques we have right now. During the initial freezing stage, that is.

Ah, here it is: https://thebaffler.com/salvos/everybody-freeze-pein

That's only part of the shitshow that's cryonics. Even if they do get the remains frozen, they can still gently caress things up. It's been a while since I last went reading, but facilities have had freezer failures and bodies go missing.

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Sep 5, 2008

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chitoryu12 posted:

What life as a typical person was like is actually hard to really know in many cases! With mass illiteracy and only the wealthy and powerful (and the people who worked for them) learning how to read and write, most of the surviving written record for thousands of years has to do with the literate classes. I don't think it's until the 17th or 18th century where literacy in Europe and the Americas starts becoming common enough that journals from regular people who aren't of the middle and upper class survive for the historical record. There's a lot of unanswered questions about just basic facts of life.

Going from the graffiti at Pompei, we still tend towards particular swears and insults.

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Sep 5, 2008

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While I'm curious to try durian, I'm not sure about the smell. As it is, surströmming was too much for me.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Phlegmish posted:

What is this bizarre Frankenstein poo poo


Sounds very Frankenstein-ish in this article.

https://kutv.com/news/nation-world/graphic-fbi-found-bucket-of-heads-arms-and-legs-bodies-sewn-together-in-arizona-07-25-2019

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Sep 5, 2008

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cinni posted:


I am pretty biased as a smoker, but this sounds really lovely to implement. They don't give a gently caress about promoting a healthy lifestyle, they just want to be able to lower cost; money is the real bottom line about this.

Scathach posted:

I'm a nonsmoker and still think that's lovely as gently caress. Let people do what they want with their bodies. Jesus. This whole moral poo poo against tobacco is getting nuts.

By popular demand posted:

There will come a day when health insurance providers would straight up give you a list of demands for lifestyle optimization as an ultimatum.

And it will definitely be in America.

For disclosure purposes, I am a smoker.

From watching how the anti-smoking campaign's evolved over the decades, while it started out being a concern over health, it's shifted to be more about control. Just look at how things have shifted from the perfectly reasonable points of no smoking in public buildings to only smoking in designated areas outside to this no nicotine at all position to also include vaping. I wish I could remember where I saw the interview, but an anti-smoking activist was asked what would she do once there was no more smoking and she was ready to start policing people's diets. Of course no one's going to mind the lesson of Prohibition in if enough people want to indulge in an unhealthy vice, they're going to do it.

I can definitely see America slipping into the 'live this way or face these penalties' much like most of the countries with some form of NHS going that route to cut down on how slammed the service is.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Cartoon Man posted:


What the hell is wrong with people’s fetishes?!

As much as I'd like to blame the internet, if I've noticed anything from Victorian era porn, there's always been some messed up fetishes people are into.

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Sep 5, 2008

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I'm surprised no one's posted The Great Mattress Migration of 2019.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Johnny Aztec posted:

If that is really a 22 yr old posing as a child, then she is really not very bright. I mean, whats the end game here? You scam some free meals and whatnot for a while.

It has happened where an adult pretends to be a teenager. It turns out they endured abuse which has them trying to relive what their teen years could've been without the abuse as a coping mechanism.

With this case, there's still too many questions like why the previous adoptive parents were giving her up and why are there different results from the bone density tests. It should make the eventual true crime novel on this an interesting read.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm no expert but could it be that conditions that affect how limbs grow can affect bone density? Maybe one test accounted for that and the other didn't.

I'm not an expert either. It could possibly be something genetic, could be what labs the tests were done at, could even be with what time's passed that what tests get done changed.

Looking at her pictures, I honestly can't tell since the angles make it difficult for me.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Knormal posted:



I'm forced to question his sexiness.

I'm wondering if that's the same vegan guy who'd get posted here in the Internet Weirdos and AUG threads. He had one creepy video where he went on about 'vegan ladies lovely labias' and demonstrated how he would go down on them.


That's pretty accurate. According to my Intro to Archaeology professors, if you weren't sure what an artifact was, claim it was a ritual item until proven otherwise.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Probably? I'm kinda weirded out now that there's more than one really creepy pervy vegan guy out there.

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Sep 5, 2008

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This made me go look up if gemstones can burn because I've never heard of such a thing. Apparently they can depending on the impurities in the stone and the harder the stone the hotter the temperature has to be. Emeralds apparently turn into phenacite when burned. Hopefully some knowledgeable in gemstones goon could confirm or give more detail on this.

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Sep 5, 2008

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Tunicate posted:

generally less burn and more explode into dust due to uneven heating and internal stresses


might wanna crosspost to the lapidary/gemstone megathread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3894756&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

I asked over there and at the right temperature an emerald will turn to white ash. For something like the stone described in the links, it's an interlocking combination of differing minerals with varying heat points so what parts didn't go to ash are ruined from the soot. Gemstone thread is calling bullshit on the valuation claimed.


Reading the article, I really wonder what sort of security system did they have in place? I know they make it look all high tech in the movies and that movies lie, but I think there's better security at the call center jobs I've had.

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Sep 5, 2008

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By popular demand posted:

Different meats ranked from low risk to high:
Fish: relatively low risk as the Japanese can attest.
Beef: you can have a steak tartare once in awhile I guess.
Pork/Poultry: high risk, do not consume undercooked!

I wish I remember where I read it, but as far as pork/poultry goes it can be okay to eat with some visible pink if the food inspection is on the high end so cooking it to no pink's more needed when food inspection's questionable. I'm still not risking it though.

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I can't stop laughing at this part:

quote:

"I feel like a loving caged animal," one Elmo told us at the time. "gently caress the law. gently caress the system."

I keep hearing it in the Elmo voice in my head.

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