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Hey that's my town! Most likely the most interesting thing to happen on their newscast in months.
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corn in the bible posted:good thing that guy had a gun so he could stop 9/11 from happening If you make airplanes illegal only the bad guys will have airplanes.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'll call Jay Cutler and round up a gorilla. We'll be rich! Cutler couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Here's a George Thompson from Beacon, New York with a daughter named Loretta. Their ages would put this story sometime around 1940 or 1941. Things were different back then. George himself was born in 1872. ^^^Forensic gooning.
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CJacobs posted:I'm assuming your realization was 'who wouldn't want to have an orgy with Corey Feldman'. Can someone let me in on  ?
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EXAKT Science posted:Tokyo Sexwale confirms candidacy and says he plans to repair ‘undermined’ Fifa Maybe not the Sexwale we want but the Sexwale we need.
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/judge-rules-monkey-cannot-own-selfie-photos-copyright/ar-AAgrVaF?li=BBnbcA1
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Jan 7, 2016 19:00
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Hey that's my local station! My God they are so bad.
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artsy fartsy posted:How do you volunteer at a pet store? I think it's a fairly common thing. I know a couple people who do this.
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Apr 26, 2016 16:56
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FLORIDA MAN was hungry. http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/08/us/man-allegedly-kills-brother-over-cheeseburger/index.html
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May 8, 2016 15:53
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The earth, seen here from a 1968 NASA image from space, appears to be round.
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Jun 27, 2016 13:55
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Wheat Loaf posted:Imagine, if you will, that the angle from circa 2009 where Donald Trump bought WWE was actually legitimate, and McMahon retired. Fast-forward to 2016, and Vince McMahon is the president-elect of the United States. He realises he needs to appeal to Hispanic voters, so he contacts the most Hispanic person he knows; Scott Hall. Attorney General: David Otunga Director of the IRS: duh....I.R.S. Director of the Federal Reserve: Ted Dibiase Secretary of Homeland Security: Big Boss Man Somebody else run with this, I have a limited imagination.
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The MSJ posted:One of the Popes used to have orgies at the Vatican. Just one?
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Randaconda posted:Popeye's has pretty decent chicken for a chain place. False.
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The Lone Badger posted:Who's tongue was it? Chewbacca, that's why you can't understand him when he talks.
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Oct 18, 2017 11:32
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Like seriously....if more companies did this type of thing the world would likely be a better place.
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Jan 6, 2018 13:06
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I went to high school in Iowa, I can confirm this.
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Feb 8, 2018 03:29
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In true Chicago fashion someone stole one of the rings as well.
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Feb 13, 2018 12:44
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Our high school bus driver got a ticket for speeding on the way to a football game once. The reason: we were going to be late due to the ticket he got for speeding twenty minutes before that lol.
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ultrafilter posted:Man Allegedly Used Change Of Address Form To Move UPS Headquarters To His Apartment Let's be honest here. This guy deserves some credit for creativity, right?
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Say Nothing posted:Erm... Guys I think it may be possible that this man is, like certain other orange gentleman, a retard.
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Platystemon posted:Whoa, let’s not use names we’ll regret. You're absolutely right, I was just trying to maintain  . Humblest apologies.
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May 19, 2018 08:15
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:It looks like Mike from Breaking Bad hosed a turtle made of Sylvester Stallones. ^^^HOLY shot that is EPIC.
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Jul 13, 2018 01:57
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That lad is an absolute unit.
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Aug 22, 2018 20:51
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That implies that McDonalds accepted the terms of the trade? Either way that's a handsome fella right there I tell you what.
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Aug 29, 2018 12:18
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Samuringa posted:Those insects are worth more than me As in like a net worth type of deal or your value to society?
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Sep 2, 2018 01:17
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Sum Ting Wong and Bang Ding Ow must have had the day off.
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GelatinSkeleton posted:What's the thing with the roads? Lestby Avenue, Europa Lin gently caress if I know.
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Sep 29, 2018 15:13
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Aesop Poprock posted:I have been piss tested at a few different places, one weekly for a few months and I am not aware of these color changing cups you speak of I've been tested regularly at work for years and never seen one that didn't have the sensor.
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Oct 8, 2018 18:18
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GrossMurpel posted:Do livestock have particularly big balls? What does your heart tell you?
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Oct 22, 2018 11:31
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is amazing gently caress yes, good for her.
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Oct 24, 2018 03:50
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:You can't jump to judgement on the can thief; he could have some real problems. How's his career? His personal finances? His romantic life? Hell, maybe he needs an expensive car repair. We just don't know. Subtle. Took me a bit.
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Oct 24, 2018 18:13
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Tiggum posted:
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Bobby Digital posted:From another article linked in that one: Wut?
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Azathoth posted:The key is who has the power to hire and fire the officers, and whether they have actual police powers. Some big universities do have actual cops whose sole job is policing the university, but they're not answerable directly to the university (at least in theory). The local university where I live has campus police who are simply highway patrol officers in different uniforms. The campus is state property so that makes sense. No idea if this is common.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:President John Tyler (born 1790, in office 1841-45) has two living grandsons. I immediately thought this was wrong and set about googling to prove it but it turns out you're absolutely right. That's crazy.
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Sep 19, 2019 03:21
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Yeah that thing will pop right off.
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Thank you, but I'll pass.
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Nov 19, 2019 21:12
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There are many things that frighten and concern me daily. Dolphins are not one of those things.
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A kid I went to high school with got arrested for shooting st one of these. While the officers were still setting it up.
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