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Meese are intentionally designed to gently caress up cars and their occupants. They're one of the reasons A-pillars on modern cars are so beefy.
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Tardigrade posted:Are the babies moslings? 
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Aquaman got a new career.
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The spider is on the lens of the rooftop camera that films the city. The presenter is in front of a green screen in a studio.
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I feel that "<party> stil beating dead horse" could be a catch-all headline for a lot of political news.
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To continue the linguistics derail, my favorite language for that is Icelandic which is really traditional. There's a language institute that is responsible for figuring out a word whenever a new thing needs it, and they go back through icelandic and norse lore to find something suitable. Loanwords aren't used. So when "computer" came along it was translated into "tala völva" ("numbers oracle"), and then shortened to "tölva". Of course what the institute says and what people actually use are some times different things. So for instance a kiwi fruit translates into "lođber" ("hairy berry"), but everyone just calls it a kiwi anyway.
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Flipperwaldt posted:"Thing" is too non-specific. Think more along the lines of tool or device.
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British tabloids are special.
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Taeke posted:In a science/astronomy video I saw a while ago it was mentioned that the earth and moon could be argued to be orbiting each other, so technically not incorrect I guess? Pluto and Charon orbit each other though, and in fact the Sun and Jupiter does too.
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dog days are over posted:'Home of the page 3 girl' = Page 3 traditionally has a large picture of a woman with her norks out, because y'know why not
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Johnny Aztec posted:Coming this fall; The new exciting adventures of...>FLORIDA MAN! https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
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CzarChasm posted:Who is doing small engine repair inside their bedroom? His wife was less than thrilled.
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If she really wanted to be blind why not just wear a blindfold 24/7? 
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Kennel posted:"Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper, published by Sport Newspapers, which was established in 1986. It prints plainly ludicrous stories, such as "London Bus Found Frozen In Antarctic Ice", or "World War II Bomber Found On The Moon". Defenders of the paper pointed out that it was not intended to be taken seriously. Its controversial content also includes a high quotient of softcore female nudity and extensive advertising for sexual services."
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 This is such a perfect image to illustrate why adblocking is necessary.
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I imagine a sign in the Detroit city hall saying "This city has gone
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flosofl posted:Bonsai Buddy.
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Suspected Burglar Killed By Alligator While Hiding From Police In A Pond Florida.txt
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British tabloids are kind of low hanging fruit.  
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Geokinesis posted:Mine wasn't from a tabloid either, its from the "women's mags". We have those here as well, though judging by the headlines ours are about 80% royal family gossip.
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So they built a reality show participant?
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How do you even fit that in the fridge?
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Calling them the Y'all-Queda is one of the better things to come out of Twitter in a while.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/judge-rules-monkey-cannot-own-selfie-photos-copyright/ar-AAgrVaF?li=BBnbcA1 quote:The lawsuit filed last year by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sought a court order allowing PETA to represent the monkey and let it to administer all proceeds from the photo
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Well it's Daily Mail, you never know.
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At least now he qualifies for a seat in congress.
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You'd think teen pregnancy would drop sharply at 20, not 25.
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What do you think the NASA Asteroid Redirect Mission is for?
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Khazar-khum posted:Now we need shark petting pools.  Also they're kleptomaniacs and will try to steal anything that dangles from your rig.
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Florida Man is at it again.
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Surprisingly not Florida. Texas
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They knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote that headline.
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The Swedish liberal party announced their new logo. https://twitter.com/bjorklundjan/status/723840623095242752 
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HisMajestyBOB posted:Make Sweden erect again!  That didn't last long.
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