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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Weird News Headlines: Twerk will set you free
 
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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Say Nothing posted:
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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Which ones are the ones it's ok to bone though


The Laws of the Hittites (translated), Subsections 187, 188, 199 and 200a posted:

If a man have intercourse with a cow, it is a capital crime, he shall die.
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If a man have intercourse with a sheep, it is a capital crime, he shall die.
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If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die.
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If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest.
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If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.
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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNewsHealth/status/875767891316137984

This isn't really surprising. Detergent is toxic, child meat isn't.

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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Lime Tonics posted:



Mexican Mayor marries a CROCODILE and even seals the wedding with a KISS! Here’s why
The unique marriage is part of a ritual which has been practised by the Chontal Indians since 1789. Every year, the Mayor of this Mexican town marries a crocodile as it is believed it will bring good luck and prosperity to local fishermen.

http://indianexpress.com/article/trending/bizarre/mexican-mayor-marries-a-crocodile-and-even-seals-it-with-a-kiss-heres-why-4738519/

harem of crocs? anime is weird...oh wait.

So does he also get a divorce every year? Does the croc get to keep half of their property?

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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

china bot posted:

vanilla coke is just coke that doesn't taste like anything

That explains why it tastes better than regular coke.

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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
IMO any language where letters have an arbitrary pronunciation is hot garbage.

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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/952275454936932353

To be fair, if you were trying to warn people of an actual missile attack, would you want the software to waste time asking for confirmation?

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