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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Man Builds Actual Bomb in Restaurant to Show We're All Too Cavalier About Bomb Threats

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Florida man is back to his old tricks

A Florida man found a grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

perforated by a pack of peeved peckers

Whooping Crabs has a new favorite as of 13:16 on Mar 14, 2019

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I would imagine a large metal ball gets very hot in the Florida sun

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Well fine. They end up entering a society that's both familiar and completely alien in all the worst ways and almost immediately become shocked and traumatised, and society considers its job done by fulfilling the ancient pact then kicks them out onto the street to fend for themselves since everything they ever owned is long gone, and they end up just yet another kind of transient undesirable in a world that's already trying to ignore plenty of its own problems.

The future of your frozen head is probably more like "Hey man, throw another frozen head in the cooler. Beer's gettin warm."

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Really Cute Mewing Police

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Dachshundofdoom posted:

While investing in body parts is an excellent hedge against a poor economy, the bottom is about to fall out of the hair market and I advise you all sell. Why? Because:

Soon There Will Be Unlimited Hair

I can finally achieve my dream of becoming a sasquatch

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Mods please rename me teledildonics user

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Absurd Alhazred posted:

$30 and a friendly admin can make that a reality (it's too big to be a regular one, I think). Call it :brainmeats:

:haveasip:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Deputies search for burglar who broke into Bradenton home to suck victim's toes

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet

If he was having a bad time inside the jet, I can't imagine how bad it felt after he ejected.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

jenkem is real

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
CDC warns of aggressive cannibal rats facing shortage of garbage to eat

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Man puts cellphone charger up his penis, gets it stuck in his bladder

This guy figured out the secret to charging the crystal

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Phlegmish posted:

Vienna police fine man €500 for 'massive intestinal wind'

Flatulent, hates the police - alright, which one of you was this?

In some places, it's treason.

Whooping Crabs has a new favorite as of 01:06 on Jun 17, 2020

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

this should be the title of all threads

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Painting Eyes on Cow Butts Could Save Cattle and Lion Lives

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Man pooped in box at Meijer in Belleville, put it back on shelf

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Oh Baby, Baby, how was I supposed to know, that something wasn't right here...

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Serial pooper wanted for defecating in unlocked vehicles in Warren

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
that's too many butts

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SELL YOUR SHITCOINS

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

rodbeard posted:

Scientists had to end the experiment early to avoid going double blind.

nice

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Spanks are the new stonks

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

almost 100 million years of blue balls

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Tei posted:

This is the after-born abortion pill. Give it to the children, and the children is not more.

the other sponge

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

that's a rude thing to call number 84 on the patriots

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Extorting billionaires doesn't seem like a good way to live a very long time

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Video is the best part of this one
https://youtu.be/TFdVM7you_0

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Captain Monkey posted:

jesus do not read the comments

strong agree

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Shooting guns while on a roller coaster sounds loving dope though

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I feel sorry for their kid Exlax

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

By popular demand posted:

But do people want to gently caress Subaru?:thunk:

nearly everyone in Re:Zero wants to

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

He's a dancing machine now

Step, clap, step, clap, step, clap

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

This is the biggest fish related legal judgement since Roe v. Wade

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

the next generation of dildos is about to drop I see

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

You wanna hear about falling into vats eh???

https://www.effinghamradio.com/2022/06/09/worker-melted-in-half-in-vat-of-iron/

Worker melted in half after falling into vat of molten iron

This is basically the entire article right here:

"Steven Dierkes had only been on the job for five days when he apparently tripped and fell into a large iron melter at an Illinois foundry on Tuesday. Employees say that only part of his body fell in and was instantly melted. Some reports say Dierkes hadn’t been given adequate training to work on the melting floor. This is the second death at the foundry in a six month period, and an investigation is ongoing."

:kingsley:

That can't have smelt good

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Is Elon his own grandpa?

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

according to this methodology, my cat is very healthy

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