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Paramedics called to the scene who checked the man found his vital signs to be normal. But they noted he was displaying odd behavior — crawling around on the floor, randomly using profanities and calling the family cat “a bitch.”

The man told paramedics he felt like “he’s trippin’.” He declined their offer to be taken to the hospital.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Crepefruit? I'm down.

Elohssa Gib posted:

This happened at my work last night, I find it funny for the allegedly, is it still alleged when we found parts of her car still in the store during cleanup?
http://www.kezi.com/news/Women_Drives_Car_into_Safeway.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KEZI_9_News

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Really hoping that it's viral marketing for the new IT movie

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US scientists have discovered a new species of a parasitic flatworm that infects turtles in Malaysia, and named it after Barack Obama as a way of honoring the US president.

The flatworm, coined Baracktrema obamai, is so unusual that it merits not only a new species designation, but its own genus, too.

[Turtle parasite expert Thomas Platt] said he was inspired to name the creature after Obama, in part because the worms "face incredible obstacles to complete their journey and must contend with the immune system of the host in order to mature and reproduce."

He was also influenced by doing genealogy research that traced his family and the US president's family back to a common ancestor.

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The Pahang state legislative assembly was today taken by surprise when Menteri Besar [state governor] Adnan Yaakob suddenly took off his shoes and lifted his left leg to his face.

Adnan then proceeded to place a pen between his toes while his leg was raised and demanded whether members in the house could do the same, according to a report by Sin Chew Daily.

"Can you do this 'pen between the toes' action?" he reportedly demanded from across the floor.

The menteri besar pulled off the bizarre stunt to make a point that he was in perfect health.

Rollersnake posted:

There's Milo cereal?!

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The wedding night fight at the Blue Falls Grove venue started when a guest noticed that the 14-year-old was drunk. The woman scolded the boy’s mom for letting the teen guzzle beer at the reception.

“The mother responded with a punch to that woman’s face,” [Northern Berks Regional Police Chief Scott] Eaken said.

As the two women started to brawl, a third wedding guest tried to break up the fight — but the dueling women punched him and broke his glasses, police said.

By the time cops arrived, there were drunken “fights everywhere,” Eaken said.

“We went there with the intent of telling everyone to leave and go home, but that unfortunately didn’t happen,” Eaken said.

Instead, the groom challenged the cops to a duel.

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Units from the Fleetwood, Hamburg, Penn State Berks and Wyomissing departments responded, along with Bern, Spring, Tilden and Muhlenberg police and two Reading police K-9 units. The Berks County sheriff’s office sent a prisoner transport vehicle.

...The man, Brian R. Pelker, 46, of the 400 block of Hill Road, South Heidelberg Township, refused to get out of the way, yelled at officers and took on a fighting stance. After warning him to get out of the way. Barrow used a stun gun on him to no effect. He tried to use the stun gun again but Pelker only got more aggressive, so Barrow took him down with a baton.

Once on the ground, Pelker struggled with officers and grabbed one of them in the crotch before he was subdued.

Tony Phillips posted:

But I poop from there.

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Dude's been here since 2008. A few days ago he accidently revealed that he doesn't know what a shrimp is. Eight years of posting out the window, now he's shrimp guy. That's his legacy. In a few decades if you look up The _White_Crane it's just going to be an image of a shrimp, subtitle "what the gently caress is this, some kind of small pastry?"

Solice Kirsk posted:

There is a very real chance that if we play our cards right we can get him and Trump to have a celebrity boxing match.

Lime Tonics posted:

You figure people would learn from the whole "XBOX, off" thing, but....

TV news report prompts viewers' Amazon Echo devices to order unwanted dollhouses

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/01/06/tv-news-report-prompts-viewers-amazon-echo-devices-to-order-unwanted-dollhouses.html

Pretty sure there will be TV ads scripted in ways to mess with it now.

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Samurai Sanders posted:

If it makes you feel any better I doubt anyone will watch it.

tight aspirations posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/20/police-taser-race-relations-adviser-bristol-judah-adunbi?CMP=share_btn_tw

Tiberius Thyben posted:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3566834/

It's like trying to LP WoW

BoonyPC posted:

it translates to Blowjob in Greek apparently

QueenOfMistakes posted:

Faraj also happens to mean vagina in Malay. It's not spelled the same, but it's pronounced the same as the former party leader's surname.

bitterandtwisted posted:

Stiffest upper lip in Central Hampshire.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Those boring youtube Garfield parodies have escaped into real life.

Antivehicular posted:

See also this delightful video, albeit with a cat and not a kid

Cythereal posted:

Wait till it grows up. Feral boars are gigantic assholes that destroy everything they can find for fun and don't think twice about charging people.

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As reported by Mother Jones, Luckey—who last year tried to deny he was a Trump supporter—has since donated $100,000 to Trump’s inauguration committee, basically the fund that was used to help the President celebrate his election victory.

That donation was made through a shell company called Wings of Time. California business records indicate Luckey is also the owner of a company at the same address called Fiendlord’s Keep.