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pookel posted:Things you never, ever type into your dummy text box, even without intending to print a proof, even as a joke for a coworker ... Poor header discipline
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Dec 17, 2014 06:12
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South Africa's national electricity provider, Eskom, is in dire straits and is urging the public to reduce their electricity consumption to avoid blackouts.
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Jan 16, 2015 07:30
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canyoneer posted:
I guess you have to go there to find out? Fantastic marketing, really.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:46
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Haruharuharuko posted:
The overly enthusiastic writing style of this article reminds me of Ugandan newspaper headlines.  
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Jan 23, 2015 11:53
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It's pretty big business down here for witchdoctors to "bring back lost lovers" and "punish cheaters" - sources. A local tabloid ran the same story with the headline "FREE MY PUNANI".
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Feb 28, 2015 06:37
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There's an apartheid-era assassin on trial at the moment with the unfortunate surname of De Kock. I can't tell if the media is having a field day with the headlines or if it's honest-to-goodness obliviousness - also, I am 12. I doesn't help that one of South Africa's cricket players shares the surname. See if you can guess who's being referenced in these headlines. De Kock emerges from 'dark spaces' Calls for probe into De Kock's whereabouts Where in the world is De Kock - reports De Kock is fine - lawyer Amla: De Kock will come good De Kock treated like a king in prison - inmates Ministry stays mum on De Kock And finally: De Kock a valuable SA asset
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Apr 19, 2015 09:21
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Croccers posted:Still has a loving huge monitor of matrix code though. "Blonde... Redhead... Terrorist..."
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Apr 19, 2015 11:50
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Phlegmish posted:It's presumably a common surname in South Africa, so I'm not sure most of them did it on purpose. It is. Some poor sod had the first name Sakkie.
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Apr 20, 2015 09:00
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Cops but notorious 'Condom' after Durban car chase
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Oct 7, 2015 14:07
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My roommate Banksy's at it again!
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Jan 18, 2016 08:06
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Huh. I was wondering what the funniest thing on earth was. Now we know it's this picture. Bigger version, because it's even better in good quality: 
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Feb 11, 2016 11:36
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Evilreaver posted:Who was counting? The rings at the base.
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Feb 16, 2016 10:41
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Karma Monkey posted:Jimmy Nsubuga, WTF is wrong with you? Desperately waiting for that call from The Onion.
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Apr 4, 2016 05:59
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Snake latches onto man's penis as he squats on toilet
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May 28, 2016 11:36
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Phlegmish posted:Do they realize you can 'cook' by throwing the contents of a bag of paella or whatever into a pan and occasionally stirring? How has this 51-year-old man not mastered this secret yet Dollars to doughnuts he's got some very interesting opinions on women.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:04
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Now we know why they're such big dicks.
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Nov 8, 2016 12:57
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‘I was attacked by vampires’quote:A Cape Town resident believes she was the victim of a real-life vampire attack. 
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Nov 12, 2016 20:40
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Erotic game goes wrong as wedding ring 'strangles' man's penisquote:A rare penile strangulation emergency in which a man had put a wedding ring on his penis for erotic pleasure has been described in the latest issue of the SA Medical Journal (SAMJ).
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Nov 14, 2016 14:44
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Personally, I'd settle for TOP GAY where a bunch of Brits put a couple of high end gays through their paces, often with amusing quips and results.
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Nov 21, 2016 11:46
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I'm amazed the website is still standing. It's such a pity there aren't any comments 
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Dec 8, 2016 15:43
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Intoluene posted:You know what, I'd try rat if it was prepared properly. Hell, I'd try anything if it was prepared properly.
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Jan 14, 2017 11:25
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Translation aside, "Stinking Cheeser" sounds like it comes from the same journalistic school as those Ugandan anti-gay articles that talk about "Monster Whoppers" and the like.
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Jan 16, 2017 21:51
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whiteyfats posted:What is that from? Danger 5, which you should definitely watch!  e: V Aw gently caress you're right! It's just eerily similar to that one scene though. Radio Paranoia has a new favorite as of 15:36 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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Jan 19, 2017 13:00
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Somebody call Alex Jones! BIZARRE! Goblins 'having sex with teachers in Zimbabwe school' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3v7nQi3OaM
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Feb 4, 2017 19:40
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Mu Zeta posted:I think Medium is the most worthless site with the shittiest articles. Why are there so many about the secrets of SEO and 10 ways to use mindfulness to be a successful product manager. It's mostly for self promotion. I've honestly considered setting up a medium account and writing some "think pieces" just so I can include it on my resume / it shows up when a potential employer googles my name.
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Mar 2, 2017 10:44
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Bonar Hunter, 76, was arrested on March 22 and is charged with invitation to sexual touching.
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Mar 27, 2017 13:16
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Magician confesses to killing 21-year-old on her birthday Well that's just about the worst party trick in the book 
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May 5, 2017 08:42
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Gwyneth Paltrow focusing on Goop Gwyneth, noooo!!!
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May 17, 2017 19:54
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Honestly I don't care about the article at all. I'm just amused by the presence of the word "goop". v v
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May 17, 2017 20:14
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gey muckle mowser posted:my girlfriend's been doing genealogy research and she's found some dumb loving names going back a few hundred years. My favorite so far is "Zebulon" Biblical names have always been pretty popular within certain circles. I ran into a Naphthali the other day, cut from the same cloth if I"m not mistaken.
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Feb 12, 2020 17:41
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Misspellings in headlines that completely change the meaning are forgiveable.
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Jun 17, 2022 14:30
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quote:'Flying' adult toys cause crash on KZN highway Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance.
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Accelerationists!! 
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