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Make Sweden erect again!
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 15:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:44 |
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Al Qaeda's official newspaper is the Washington Post? Sure it is, Nixon.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 23:02 |
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I feel sorry for the people who died. "Mom, how did Dad die?" "Shot by a naked guy at a Waffle House. Last thing he saw was the guy's dong."
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 21:27 |
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Detective Thompson posted:What is murder? We just don't know. If you think about it, we can never truly be sure that any murderer actually did it.
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# ¿ May 24, 2018 14:20 |
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 20:33 |
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Proteus Jones posted:What? I can't find any information supporting this. All I can find was guy managed to sneak in a "get rid of cat" vote, Internet went nuts, cat was allowed to stay, guy loses his next election specifically because of the cat issue. Actually, it's the other way around: the cat had him euthanized.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 13:24 |
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The crocodile thing might also translate to impulse buys. This means the future of American shopping malls is being handed a live croc upon entering.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 01:53 |
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Cartoon Man posted:https://wtop.com/local/2019/08/after-40-years-traffic-guru-bob-marbourg-leaves-the-wtop-traffic-center/ It's gonna be weird listening to traffic reports without his voice. Although, they could just use an archive of his reports and play those as appropriate.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 20:19 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:You can't even convince morons to vaccinate their kids. Punctuation didn't have a chance Anti-vax is a self-correcting problem.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 17:52 |
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Lol butt
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 16:31 |
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If the dimensions are not in the ratio of 1:4:9, then it's not a real monolith.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2020 05:25 |
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Harsh penalty for being startled by a deer.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 03:52 |
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About aggressive, but I find it hard to disagree with their approach.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 01:05 |
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Knormal posted:The trick is to just pee in front of you as you walk. That's pretty good advice in general.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 01:25 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1570116439302090752?s=20&t=QC1nf5deWOUn-d7Hb40RLQ OK Charles.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 21:07 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Well that just gives me an excuse to harass Canada geese even more often Harass them enough and they'll eventually violate causality.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2022 16:43 |
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We should pass that law here. Dog ownership is detrimental to society and should be discouraged. Cat caretakership, meanwhile, should be mandatory.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 02:15 |
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Looking forward to next week's article, "No, I am."
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 15:12 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
The Ville Virtanen? No way!
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 17:48 |
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zedprime posted:Companies have been mail merging the absolute stupidest poo poo since 1995. See also accidentally merging CMS tags into your personalized circular mail ad so it addresses you as "Hi Suzy 3 kids, miscarriage, divorced" Please, Ms. 3 Kids Miscarriage Divorce is my mother's name. Call me Suzy.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 20:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:44 |
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Where can I get one? .... Where can I volunteer to be a watch slime mold?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 00:42 |