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HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Make Sweden erect again!

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HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Al Qaeda's official newspaper is the Washington Post? Sure it is, Nixon. :rolleyes:

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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I feel sorry for the people who died.

"Mom, how did Dad die?"
"Shot by a naked guy at a Waffle House. Last thing he saw was the guy's dong."

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Detective Thompson posted:

What is murder? We just don't know.

If you think about it, we can never truly be sure that any murderer actually did it.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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:same:

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Proteus Jones posted:

What? I can't find any information supporting this. All I can find was guy managed to sneak in a "get rid of cat" vote, Internet went nuts, cat was allowed to stay, guy loses his next election specifically because of the cat issue.

Actually, it's the other way around: the cat had him euthanized.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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The crocodile thing might also translate to impulse buys. This means the future of American shopping malls is being handed a live croc upon entering.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Cartoon Man posted:

https://wtop.com/local/2019/08/after-40-years-traffic-guru-bob-marbourg-leaves-the-wtop-traffic-center/

This one isn’t for everybody, but if you’ve ever sat in rush hour DC traffic and cussed, you’ll be familiar with Bob Marbourg. He’ll be missed.

It's gonna be weird listening to traffic reports without his voice. Although, they could just use an archive of his reports and play those as appropriate.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Milo and POTUS posted:

You can't even convince morons to vaccinate their kids. Punctuation didn't have a chance

Anti-vax is a self-correcting problem.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Lol butt
:yosbutt:

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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If the dimensions are not in the ratio of 1:4:9, then it's not a real monolith.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Harsh penalty for being startled by a deer.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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About aggressive, but I find it hard to disagree with their approach.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Knormal posted:

The trick is to just pee in front of you as you walk.

That's pretty good advice in general.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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OK Charles.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Captain Hygiene posted:

Well that just gives me an excuse to harass Canada geese even more often

Harass them enough and they'll eventually violate causality.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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We should pass that law here. Dog ownership is detrimental to society and should be discouraged.

Cat caretakership, meanwhile, should be mandatory.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Looking forward to next week's article, "No, I am."

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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3D Megadoodoo posted:



"This is how much money the most famous Ville Virtanens in Finland made"

(If you actually want to know how much, you can use, for instance, https://verokone.hs.fi/ and search for "Ville Virtanen". Or any other name.)

The Ville Virtanen? No way!

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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zedprime posted:

Companies have been mail merging the absolute stupidest poo poo since 1995. See also accidentally merging CMS tags into your personalized circular mail ad so it addresses you as "Hi Suzy 3 kids, miscarriage, divorced"

Please, Ms. 3 Kids Miscarriage Divorce is my mother's name. Call me Suzy.

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HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


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Where can I get one?
....
Where can I volunteer to be a watch slime mold?

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