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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

bobjr posted:

This can not be real

Scathach has a new favorite as of 10:16 on Oct 4, 2015

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 10:12

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:54

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Collateral Damage posted:

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/505354.html

loving art. Beautiful.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 02:12

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Geokinesis posted:

I highly doubt that woman can fit in a fridge.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 13:34

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Baron von Eevl posted:

I mean Conshohocken also sounds insane...

Not as bad as Humptulips.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 02:12

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

This just in: Americans are idiots and scared of everything.

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# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 02:59

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Ozz81 posted:

I love how "fully trained" assumes "won't grow and eventually try to eat you"

http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/sacred-crocodile-ponds-of-paga

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 05:37

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

quote:

Man Accused Of Paying Stripper For Lap Dance With Fake $100 Bill

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# ¿ May 22, 2016 12:27

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

quote:

Man charged in fatal butt injection

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jose-robusto-charged-in-fatal-butt-injection-suyima-torres-miami/

# ¿ May 23, 2016 01:48

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's 2017. Couldn't they switch it up just a tiny bit?

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# ¿ May 7, 2017 04:37

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Lime Tonics posted:

Satan's abode

Oh gently caress it, that house looks cool and my life could use some shaking up. I'd take it.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 08:47

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

"Big Hat Enthusiast Attacks Opponent For Big Hat"

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/big-hat-enthusiast-attacks-opponent-135105216.html

# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 21:25

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I'm gonna guess it was more along the lines of intentional. He didn't let them know he was in there while they closed up shop.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 18:21

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

The MSJ posted:

Man in Utah wants school mascot changed to something less penis-sounding.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/educatio...te-crude-jokes/

That man and everyone who signed his petition are giant wusses.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 00:04

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

We took like twenty or so glass bottles from a party and melted them into a giant ball in a bonfire over the course of about eight hours.

Not a sword but still had some sharp bits.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 09:43

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

It's just as stupid as you think. Big ole babby is being criticized and throwing a tantrum.

E: also I'd rather have cancer with a dog than live in a dogless house #booflife

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 19:40

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I didn't think it was that hard to find considering the title.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/28/china-bans-the-letter-n-internet-xi-jinping-extends-power

# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 00:34

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Who the hell can't solo Molten Core these days jesus

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 22:15

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

ultrafilter posted:

Pretty good haul today:

Cadbury World is giving the people what they want: a seven-stone Easter egg

Ice cream shop bashed for blasphemy and satanism

T-Rex Catches Fire at Amusement Park Despite the Fact That Real Dinosaurs Were Rarely on Fire

Forget Facebook, Russian agents have been pretending to be furries on Tumblr

Jared Kushner’s Month Goes from Bad to Weeping Inconsolably in a Janitor’s Closet

Oh my god pro-click

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# ¿ Mar 28, 2018 01:39

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

cock hero flux posted:

he was alright if you consider that he had received no formal education for it

Nah. Plenty of amazing artists get 0 education for it and plenty of lovely artists have art degrees. You can't always teach someone to draw/paint well. Some people are just great at it, others like Hitler have no eye for art and doubtedly would have done better with someone teaching them.

Fuckers eyes must have been wonky.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 20:44

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Whoa now that seems like a bad rule

# ¿ Apr 8, 2018 05:56

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Gynocentric Regime posted:

I think this sounds neat! Then again I live in a nudist community so any excuse to not have to wear clothes out is a welcome one. 😊

Hey now that is interesting. Are you in the US or somewhere more nude-friendly?

# ¿ May 5, 2018 23:14

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Gynocentric Regime posted:

The U.S., Florida specifically where we have more permanent nudist communities than anywhere else in the country. 😊

That's cool. Last year I learned that nudity is perfectly legal in WA as long as you aren't doing anything lude.

# ¿ May 6, 2018 04:08

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

My god my spelling is poo poo. Also please don't get anything caught in a bike chain, yikes.

# ¿ May 6, 2018 18:08

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Dominos is now fixing potholes to save their pizza. You can call a hotline and submit your road.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/jalopnik.com/dominos-is-fixing-americas-crappy-roads-for-pizza-safet-1826736405/amp

#AmericasCrumblingInfrastructure
#Dominos2020

E: #TheHeroWeNeed

Scathach has a new favorite as of 22:10 on Jun 11, 2018

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 22:08

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

You know your country has problems when a pizza chain does more for it than your politicians.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 16:50

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Uh what

# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 02:16

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 22:00

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Say Nothing posted:

Amazing how sex dolls always have a look of impending doom on their faces.

I would be so loving pissed if I was a prostitute and started losing money to a drat doll. Like, thanks for catering to manbabies, brothel :colbert:

# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 02:03

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

gently caress sex robots. And by that I mean don't gently caress sex robots.

gently caress.

I mean it's not like they have families to provide for or bills to pay.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 02:39

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Almond Breeze milk is being recalled for containing actual milk

How does this even happen?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 01:45

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Well drat.

E: then again as soon as you pour it, at least it's obviously either milk or not-milk.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 06:05

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Aleph Null posted:

Why?

You can tell real milk from almond milk by color and consistency. It's completely different.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 19:33

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I'm pretty okay with that. Also upset I don't have a penis to partake in sidewalk pissing.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 19:19

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 19:33

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Goober Peas posted:

Deviled eggs are Satan's spawn

Welp, hail Satan I guess

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 23:41

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Glad diabetes isn't a thing I have to deal with. Holy god.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 18:45

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Centrists oughtta be rounded up with the fascists, because anybody on the fence between nazis and non-nazis is still a loving nazi.

Okay yeah I loving agree with that. All the "don't punch Nazis" people get my goat because obviously they didn't follow history class too closely.

So not real news (found on Yahoo while bored at work) but um...

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 06:11

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Samuringa posted:

Sounds like a problem you want to have?

# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 19:01

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Gum posted:

Spoken like someone who's never had sex in a car

I have a Bronco II with folding back seats so I guess I don't see car sex as a chore. God get self-driving SUVs, people. I'm not here to solve your problems for you!

# ¿ Nov 14, 2018 01:27

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:54

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I can not help but read that as butt sex. SA broke my brain.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2018 03:20

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