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So uh...what's stopping me from picking the robot up and moving it a space over? And what if someone parks in your spot after payment and before deployment?
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Cartoon Man posted:
The best part about this is that they also had a cow named Bra.
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quote:Last year, a construction worker miraculously survived after he was electrocuted, thrown from his workstation and then impaled through the anus by a four-foot steel bar. Yep robots are going to kill us all. The last part of that article lists a ton of horrifying robot mishaps.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I am protected. Pretty sure Impalerbot can throw some foot-long spears up a staircase.
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See that could be avoided if you moved somewhere nudity isn't illegal, like wonderful WA.
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Deep Thoreau posted:I hate samsquanches, those dirty bastards! Samsquanch is gonna get you
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Dec 30, 2018 18:46
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How the gently caress do you not realize someone in your care is pregnant? Seems like an abortion would have been a pretty good consideration.
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Jan 6, 2019 02:50
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E you know what this is too nasty to think on, nevermind
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Jan 6, 2019 03:48
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Oxidized copper?
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Feb 27, 2019 02:52
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No one escapes Florida.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:How long do you have to live in Florida before it's permanent? Asking for someone who did a grade there (me). You'll know as soon as your licence plate turns to "A55ORGY"
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It just kinda appears in your house after a while. You might find it in the back of the closet while you're looking for lost meth, or maybe under the bed. Also while you're looking for lost meth. All of a sudden, you're Florida Man or possibly Florida Woman.
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Oh that's loving sad
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Apr 18, 2019 02:11
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Actually yeah that does. Thanks, friend!
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Apr 18, 2019 02:23
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gently caress. They've got me. I'm super curious about the flavor but also unwilling to do the stuff to get one (maybe I'll find a vending machine.)
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May 21, 2019 19:56
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So how long before some black 18yo that's having sex with his 17yo girlfriend gets sterilized? Or some black guy nude in his own house is reported by a neighbor and sterilized? Because I feel like that's what this is gonna become.
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Jun 7, 2019 02:48
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Well you can't freeze the *entire* body because of accidental zombies
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Whooping Crabs posted:The future of your frozen head is probably more like "Hey man, throw another frozen head in the cooler. Beer's gettin warm." I'm okay with this.
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The Bloop posted:None? Hah
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Jun 17, 2019 17:47
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So apparently the females get 13 meters long. That's longer than most busses.
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Marcade posted:From my reading of it, it's no different than a college campus having its own police force. It's a church with an academy of 2k plus students. It's not like they're the Redneck Swiss Guard or anything. Have you like... seen what's happening in the US today? A woman just got indicted because she got shot in the stomach when a man attacked her, so it was naturally her fault the baby died. A religious police force isn't unbelievable.
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I'll take the healthy gem lasers, tyvm
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I love that this keeps happening and it's always cat ears.
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So why did they put that as the headline when there are so many more things worse than that? Like they found a torso with a head sewn on hanging from the wall like some sort of Frankenstein's monster.
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So you guys think it would be alright to go to Florida to pick up some free iguanas?
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Pastry of the Year posted:come through Kentucky on your way and I'll come with you; my dead gay backyard needs an adorable invasive species Hell yeah lizard road trip!
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Pastry of the Year posted:environmental biologist in 2086, reading this thread: Nah it's okay. I'm in the PNW and they'd freeze if they got loose. Besides, we really need more protein sources when the world goes to poo poo.
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Jul 27, 2019 17:14
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We live in hell world, so I feel like feeding strays and having feral cats around killing birds is way less of a worry than fitting our cars with Mad Max-style armor before the incoming apocalypse.
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Jul 31, 2019 23:59
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cinni posted:I am pretty biased as a smoker, but this sounds really lovely to implement. They don't give a gently caress about promoting a healthy lifestyle, they just want to be able to lower cost; money is the real bottom line about this. I'm a nonsmoker and still think that's lovely as gently caress. Let people do what they want with their bodies. Jesus. This whole moral poo poo against tobacco is getting nuts.
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As soon as they get rid of cigarettes and soda and baked goods they're going to start doing just that. Oh, ride a motorcycle? Sorry we're banning that within city limits for reasons. Have a scubadiving hobby? Seems like it could be bad for you, maybe we get rid of that. For your safety, you know. Anyway here's a water bottle that tracks how much water you drink in a day and sends it directly to us. Oh boy I can't wait to have the world covered in bubble wrap for my safety!  I couldn't find the picture of the playground and Ralph completely covered in bubble wrap so you get what you get.
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Blue Moonlight posted:What do we have to etch on a gun to prevent Americans from using them? "Low-fat"
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Yeah if the mom wasn't lying she would have gone to the cops immediately. But, she's lying and wants to get rid of a kid that she adopted because the kid is just too much. The doctor's notes are obviously fake, on top of everything else. Hope her son gets taken away too.
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Platystemon posted:Long pig: You’ll get brain-eating prions even if you cook it. I can’t imagine how stupendously hazardous eating it raw is. I mean, the person has to have prion disease in the first place, and you'd have to consume the spine or brain. So probaby not. Your first-world neighbors are just fine to eat. Who wants to have to go to the store for Thanksgiving anyway?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Fun fact: The overwhelming majority of prion diseases are spontaneous. So sometimes I forget this and I get horrified all over again. Thanks. Now I have to be either very concerned with eating the neighbors, or way less concerned because meh, something is gonna give me kuru eventually and I might as well eat what I like 
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Dylan16807 posted:It depends on how many neighbors. If you only eat 2-5, and they didn't eat anyone... that's likely safe? So what you're saying is that I should probably just pit roast a few neighbors at once and serve separately, so everyone in the family gets one to themselves and maybe not people rabies. Makes sense to me. Thanks!
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Nov 28, 2019 16:35
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Like a magnetron gun?
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Baron von Eevl posted:Are you telling me that Daniel Craig, the one and only Benoit Blanc himself, wants to start a war? Start a nuclear war? And indeed, AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR Still kicking myself over missing them a few weeks ago at ElCo in Seattle
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John Wick didn't even use blanks. It was all special effects. There's no reason to use blanks for movies anymore.
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No lie I would love to have that hair. Imagine having a mohawk that stands on its own!
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Lady Disdain posted:Nope, definitely ears. Well these look delicious and fun to eat, too! Like we have aspirin that doesn't look like anything and kids still eat it and die terrible deaths. Oh no, your kid is gonna eat a weed ear and... sleep well that night? Sounds absolutely awful for everyone involved.
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