Slime posted:

I know a kid named Charlie Brown, the poor bastard.

trapped mouse posted:

So today I learned that "gently caress her right in the pussy" was completely made up by one dude who created a series of hoax news bloopers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy

This is a sad day

Mu Zeta posted:

Lizard Wizard posted:

...well, what happened?

Say Nothing posted:

blugu64 posted:

How is that legal, not malpractice, etc

Gogo Logo posted:

Nova Scotia man breaks into Kamloops home, feeds cats, watches TV, takes a shower

Some dude made himself right at home in this stranger's house and even wrote a little log of his doings there You know, totally normal things.

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“He used (the residents’) toothbrush and shaver, he had taken some meat out of the freezer to thaw and he had written in their diary.”

“Today was my first full day at the ranch,” he wrote in the diary. “I fed the cats and horses. So much I can do here I have to remind myself to just relax and take my time.

“I don’t feel alone here, I guess with 2 cats and 3 horses it’s kinda hard to be alone. Last night I had a fire in the house. It was so (peaceful). I slept like a little baby.

I saw a picture in the basement on the wall of a man holding and weighing fish on a boat. Looking at him I realized we look a lot alike, but I think I’m more handsome.”

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Me, just a minute ago: "Who would want to have an orgy with Cor -- OHHHHH... right."

...I'm a little slow today.

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Can someone let me in on ?

drgnwr1 posted:

Anyone else see this picture and think it is a relative of Gregory House?

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Just occasionally Wikipedia manages to be both witty and scrupulous.

Nckdictator posted:

drgnwr1 posted:

I think mine rivals it in it's own way.
Car stolen with child inside; carjackers drop child off at school

nockturne posted:

Car park gone terribly wrong in Albion Park Rail

Say Nothing posted:

Fishstick posted:

From: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/terrified-neighbours-call-police-domestic-6903030

cyberia posted:

Blackfish posted:

Harvey County deputies confront nude man taking pictures of wheat field

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“nothing on but a hat and a smile”

Wheat Loaf posted:

Cleretic posted:

So this guy just wants a Top Gear headed by James May instead of Jeremy Clarkson, then?

I could get behind that.

Mulva posted:

Yeah but allowing for split "interest" in photos would open up a whole can of worms. If someone takes a funny picture or video of me in a public place and it goes viral do I get a shares of the copyright? After all I am the performer in this case and the work wouldn't exist without me. What about Apple? After all if not for them making the iPhone I could not have bought it and taken the picture? If the case was decided the way you want it to be, every photographic or video work done without a release or contract would be like a song with 1000 writers.

Phlegmish posted:

Anti-environmentalism bordering on racism

What the gently caress

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There are many terrible children's programs through which parents must suffer during their child's young life. For every Sesame Street, there is an annoying Caillou or an acid-trippy Yo Gabba Gabba. But Thomas and Friends is – or was – the one show with enough subversive messages to make me turn it off for good.

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Thomas and those friends are trains that toil away endlessly on the Isle of Sodor – which seems to be forever caught in British colonial times – and, on its surface, the show seems to impart good moral lessons about hard work and friendship. But if you look through the steam rising up from the coal-powered train stacks, you realize that the pretty puffs of smoke are concealing some pretty twisted, anachronistic messages.

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these trains perform tasks dictated by their imperious, little white boss, Sir Topham Hatt (also known as The Fat Controller), whose attire of a top hat, tuxedo and big round belly is just a little too obvious. Basically, he's the Monopoly dictator of their funky little island.

Inevitably, the trains get in a fight with or pick on one another (or generally mess up whatever job they are supposed to be doing) until Hatt has to scold one of them about being a "really useful engine", because their sole utility in life is their ability to satisfy his whims. Yeah, because I want to teach my kid to admire a controlling autocrat.

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(For the record, all the "villains" on Thomas and Friends are the dirty diesel engines. I'd like to think there was a good environmental message in there, but when the good engines pump out white smoke and the bad engines pump out black smoke – and they are all pumping out smoke – it's not hard to make the leap into the race territory.)

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But once James gets back on the rails and picks up Granddaughter Hatt and her friends, all seemingly ends well because the girls love pink.

Well guess what? It's not OK. You think a little boy watching Thomas is going to file away the lesson that pink is OK for boys? No, what kids remember is that James was laughed at, cruelly, over and over again, because he looked different and was clad in a "girly" pink color.

Westie posted:

presumably you mean diesel pumping out black smoke?

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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix star Daniel Radcliffe enjoyed annoying the paparazzi during his recent stint on the London stage - for six months he deliberately wore the same clothes when leaving the theatre so photographs would be worthless. The 17-year-old was greeted by photographers each night outside the Gielgud Theatre during his stint in controversial West End play Equus, where the teenage actor disrobed onstage every night.

Radcliffe quickly realized newspaper and magazine editors wouldn't publish photos of him wearing the same outfit night after night, because it would look like the pictures were taken on the same day. He says, "They (the paparazzi) were outside the theatre every single night, but we came up with a cunning ruse. I would wear the same outfit every time - a different T-shirt underneath, but I'd wear the same jacket and zip it up so they couldn't see what I was wearing underneath, and the same hat. So they could take pictures for six months, but it would look like the same day, so they (photos) became unpublishable. Which was hilarious, because there's nothing better than seeing paparazzi getting really frustrated."

"There was one hysterical moment when my 'stage door outfit,' as it was called, ended up on, like, one of the fashion bits in the newspaper, which is like an old dirty hat and a jacket that hasn't been washed in ages and somehow it got in there. I was very proud," he told Leno.

RandomFerret posted:

I thought they already had him in custody in Pennsylvania.