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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Collateral Damage posted:

British tabloids are special.

Eh, those ain't tabloids - they're magazines.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Wheat Loaf posted:

I reckon whoever does the Beeb's live updates is having a laugh today.

Some of you will get this:



In case nobody is, I suggest you check out the UK politics thread, entitled: David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig

That is not an exaggeration.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Phlegmish posted:

The damage to the walls was 2s 6d? Is this some sort of weird British currency? For a brief moment I thought it was a D&D reference.

Two shillings and sixpence, or thirty pence total.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I'm just wondering why that sailor's wearing flares.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Tardigrade posted:

Stalin 'used secret laboratory to analyse Mao's excrement'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35427926

:itwaspoo:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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The MSJ posted:

Mice are not interested in Mars. They paid a lot of money to get Earth built.

No, some of them were. They were just shunned by the others because of their prolictivity towards motorcycles​.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Terrible way to find out the obituary writer died.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I like rich food myself, but this is ridiculous!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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spog posted:

28lbs!!

That's more than a couple of days of not going.

EDIT: oh jeezus, there are photos.

Don't look.

I can't believe that. That guy was obviously full of poo poo.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Florida man, Florida man.

Florida man hates Hurricane man.

They have a fight, Hurricane wins.

Hurricane man.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Aesop Poprock posted:

What in the hell

Thankfully false alarm. People in Hawaii pissed, though.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Would have never thought the Grey Goo apocalypse would be so delicious.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Looks like the yolk's on them!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Pastry of the Year posted:

that is the most "NEET who spends all day getting mad on Twitter" cluster of identifiers possible

Then that weeb must be one hell of a piece of work.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I don't see the marshals being very effective when they're packed up like that.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I mean - it's called Parkinson's disease, not Parkinson disease. Who on earth thinks Down's syndrome is a disrespectful term?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Well, I do agree that referring to a person with Down/Down's sydrome/Trisomy 21 as 'a Down's child' is pretty unpleasant. But it does seem a bit odd; especially with the example I gave earlier re. Parkinson's disease - i.e. James Parkinson was the first to classify it, not the first recorded case of it. In fact, why would it particularly matter one way or the other if people thought it was named after the first sufferer of the disease/syndrome/disorder as opposed to who discovered it?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Samuringa posted:

The real Commander of Cheese will not be amused by this mishap



I remember that LP, too.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Platystemon posted:

Anyone smart enough to be handling paint puts it in a bag. :ssh:

And anyone taking a picture for a newspaper would show the contents of th bag confirming the body of the story.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Screaming Idiot posted:

That's the Japanese equivalent. They can be identified not by their overlarge feet, but by their massive hands and lust for younger, effeminate men.

So, the Japanese yeti is the anti-Trump?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Sir Lemming posted:

I misread that as "Private Parts Clinic" but I guess that's not really wrong.

I first thought the pic on the right was of something VERY different, myself.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Nicolas Cage?!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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nockturne posted:

Someone needs to run as the Giant Prawn.

There's a giant pastry somewhere in the world?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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It's actually to make sure that people sleeping rough are forced to be out on the streets rather than in a place with a roof.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Quick! You have to make sure your grandma and grandpa get together at the senior prom, Marty!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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gey muckle mowser posted:

the poor aren't actually that poor because they have homeless shelters and soup kitchens" :smuggo:

There was someone in the UKMT thread arguing that because people weren't dying from starvation, malnutrition in the UK wasn't a big deal.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

*hacker voice* I'm in.

That's fantastic.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Musta been a cat burglar

No, the cats were still there.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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And the best part is, come winter, the monkeys will all freeze to death!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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You can't have life without death, man. It's all poetry.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Ruflux posted:

This is madness

This is Finland!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Elviscat posted:

My child's hand is stuck in this toy, and is in obvious distress, better take a loving picture for the 'ol 'gram before I attempt to free them.

Unfortunately, this is a thing that predates Instagram. It gives parents something to share when the kids get married.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

There are many things that frighten and concern me daily. Dolphins are not one of those things.

Knowingly... They had trained a dolphin to kill the president!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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gey muckle mowser posted:

my girlfriend's been doing genealogy research and she's found some dumb loving names going back a few hundred years. My favorite so far is "Zebulon"

It's hard to beat Dorcas.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Automatic Retard posted:

That train vs ship one is some next level poo poo man 😳

Perhaps he was inspired by the one time Napoleon's armies ordered a cavalry charge against a naval fleet.

The French won that, tho.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Nottherealaborn posted:

I just took a DNA test - turns out I’m a 100% inbred.

I dunno, that sounds a bit flakey to me!

...

...because-

-because bread can flake and...

bread is a homophone for -bred an-

oh nevermind.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Scarodactyl posted:

Pikachu? That's like some sort of strip'ed green rabbit with two butts, right?

Grood!

I mean great and good.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Unfortunately you turn into Captain Bathroom long before you gain atomic superpowers. :(

Lol at this person who doesn't know about Bananaman.

Just lol.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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So where did the cops get it in the first place?

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