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Proteus Jones posted:Bet those kids think twice before dropping a deuce in the urinal. Makes kids clean up their own vomit at gunpoint.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Make them do everything at gunpoint. Might as well prepare them for the hellscape to come. 
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Sex Hobbit posted:Lol at the goon who didn't grow up in a republican hellscape where special ed kids did the janitorial duties to "teach them life skills." Yep they did that along with having kids that were in in-school suspension do it as well.
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"We miscalculated a bit and now in a few hours we will basically shoot most of Kansas with a space-shotgun...."
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Now I want to see Putin say, "I put on my Robe and Wizard Hat..."
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Japanese couple apologise for ignoring work pregnancy timetable by conceiving ‘before their turn’quote:A Japanese worker has been reprimanded by her boss for “selfishly breaking the rules” after she became pregnant before it was her “turn”, according to media reports.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:And large dongs donations from corpses to rich insecure men to begin in 3,2,1. According to trickle dong economics there should be affordable medium sized dongs for the less fortunate soon.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Of course you'd have to be extremely insecure to go through an unnecessary surgery which will probably result in a sensorially dead meat stick. What if you just want a backup dick?
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Cartoon Man posted:My dad always told me they play music to let kids know when the ice cream is sold out. Your dad was a wise man.
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The MSJ posted:Fermented durian on the other hand is something they put on into sauces, dips and other dishes. Durian is one of those things where it is great if you are the one eating it, but torture for everyone else around you.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Pretty much all the successful polyamorous people are real gross lookin. Well I mean at some point for them it is no longer about looks, just about the action.
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chitoryu12 posted:School bus driver accused of texting, searching for 'your mama' jokes while behind the wheel Other than the texting and web searching, that sounds just like all my experiences on a school bus when I was younger.
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Former DILF posted:I say we make him president of the usa Eh, can't be worse than what we got now. Go for it. USPS Trick Dude 2020
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Is this a dumb/smart rear end joke?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Pounded in the Butt Brain by My Brain's Butt, by Chuck Tingle, can't be far behind. Ouroboros of butt banging.
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Their dream was just a bit too big
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By popular demand posted:Trump is basically just only an invasion of Canada and peak oil from the last president before the Fallout universe. So are we invading Canada for their oil or their healthcare?
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I don't hate it, cilantro just tastes like soap to me. 
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chitoryu12 posted:You like the taste of soap? No. I more interpreted the headline as someone who dislikes cilantro without a reason. I mean hate is a strong word to use in this instance.
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He was actually talking about the Egyptian god and not a terrorist organization.
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Goons our time has come.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Like geese could get scarier Why do you have to tempt Mother Nature like that.
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You know they were giggling like an idiot when their editor let that last line through. quote:Uranus is truly a mystery. Will humans finally take up the task to explore it?
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Elon-gators?
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Krankenstyle posted:Don't be silly, white people can't be terrorists. We can terrorize others, but we can never be terrorists. It's almost a super power.
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By popular demand posted:How do you exorcise this demon? There's a limit to the amount of dildos I can handle. Get your hands on as many fleshlight as you can and get them consecrated.
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Splicer posted:Attached: Jalapeno_Jerky.jrk Got any extra teriyaki?
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Aesop Poprock posted:I’d say “alcoholic nihilists” fits best Hey some of us just use drugs and don't drink.
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Perhaps the Alligator was controlling the man... We were always warned about the lizard people, but no one ever expected the amphibians.
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I will admit my knowledge of herpetology is very limited.
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What a bunch of dicks.
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Are they sure its not just a large, foulmouthed parrot?
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Aug 30, 2018 20:23
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Uggh what? That seems to be quite the serious side effect.
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Aug 31, 2018 19:15
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Henchman of Santa posted:Yeah it’s weird and I thought the video would have like an 8-hour viral cycle at best, but people aren’t letting it go. As someone who uses a Frosty as dipping sauce at Wendy’s I stand with her. Fries and frosty are the best.
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You know what, if they don't want to tell us what it really was and say it was spiders causing a short-circuit that's fine.
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Sep 17, 2018 22:23
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Isn't that the guy who gave up his French citizenship to protest a tax law?
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Knormal posted:
As much as I am against drug tests, sounds like a money making opportunity for the store to sell that info to the drug testing place.
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bloom posted:broke: snitch on people for money 
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Oct 8, 2018 15:20
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Splicer posted:Broke: ringing my local take away Bespoke: actually going there and placing the order yourself.
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So do you think one would need to learn Japanese or is just grunting fine? just kidding for the love of god don't show this to my wife
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