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Bloody Hedgehog posted:You boneheads. AIDS-2: Chimpanzee Boogaloo
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I thought that was a picture of John Madden, at first.
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"You'll run how far?"
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Tiggum posted:Why are your friends showing you their nipples? Why aren't yours?
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cinni posted:Better be a drat fine dick of the elder. Every day I come to SA, I always read something I never expected to see in my life.
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Inzombiac posted:I learned to gently caress but my long list of disappointed lovers confirm how bad I am at it. Long list? You've only got two hands.
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I think if I lived near there and suddenly lost use of my legs, I'd donate all ten toes.
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Jun 21, 2017 18:11
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The potential to write headlines like that makes me want to get into journalism.
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Jul 10, 2017 14:58
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Sir Lemming posted:drat. Best I could come up with was "Sharif don't like it, rock the Caps Lock" I want to make sure that this is appreciated.
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Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: His Cat Roams Free
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Aug 25, 2017 13:46
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The Bloop posted:LOL if you don't have Enrique sing to the tree and drum on it with specially prepared sticks until the spirit of the tree willingly parts with a spanking paddle extruded from its living flesh. The Piggies won't like that! They won't like it at all!
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Baron von Eevl posted:There is a new note, but they hid this one behind his sack. "What were you doing fondling the statue, Father?" "Practic--I mean, looking for hidden messages. There were none in the back."
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Dec 4, 2017 22:48
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Garrand posted:It did eventually appear in syndication but Fox refused to ever air it again. It's also probably one of my all-time favorite episodes. Why did they refuse to reair it?
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Dec 15, 2017 04:16
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I'll have to go watch that again.
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Thank God for this man.
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Jan 14, 2018 23:06
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What's KFC apologizing for? Did they somehow run out of chicken?
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Feb 27, 2018 01:11
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Randaconda posted:
gently caress you, you overgrown hamster.
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Mar 19, 2018 20:44
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If nobody else is going to... Masterful username/post combo right here.
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May 6, 2018 17:53
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Whatever motivation she needed to lose the weight, she got. Good for her.
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Jun 10, 2018 13:24
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These are all words I know, recognize, and understand. But when you put them together like that, it's still a very  thing.
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Jul 3, 2018 15:26
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The incels are going to start killing themselves in droves when they hear about this.
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Jul 24, 2018 14:29
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Never before had I ever imagined what a penis thief would look like, but I don't think this would have been far off, had I been forced to guess.
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Aug 24, 2018 14:16
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Well, those kids aren't going to believe in Santa anymore.
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Dec 21, 2018 04:10
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Where I work, on a couple of occasions, we've had someone steal all of our 5 Hour Energy right off the shelf, by coming in, grabbing a basket, dumping the whole shelf, going into the bathroom, and then putting the stuff into his own bag, whether it's a store bag or a personal canvas bag, and walking out right past us. They'll come back from by the pharmacy, and since they can check out back there, we don't think anything of it. Even if they come from the direction of the bathroom, it's not unusual, because maybe they had to hit the can before they go, or took a minute to check out something else before leaving.
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Jan 22, 2019 23:55
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Wow, that was loving terrible.
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Jan 24, 2019 20:10
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He had other spots to worry about in regards to bee infestation. https://i.imgur.com/r6zrcRl.gifv
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Apr 10, 2019 11:37
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Azathoth posted:I think we can all agree that every pop pales in comparison to the one true pop, Diet Mt. Dew. gently caress you, I like Diet Mountain Dew.
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May 22, 2019 02:04
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Azathoth posted:That was completely nonironic. It's the only pop I drink with any regularity and I will actively choose restaurants based on which ones have it. Oh. It's my primary drink of choice, but I'm not too picky about what I drink. I prefer diet pop; I think it tastes better.
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May 22, 2019 03:38
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Cartoon Man posted:Aspiring PhD student and 7-Eleven worker sues for more than $3million because he 'lost his SEX DRIVE when he was rejected by top Australian university Imagine the ego to think you'll have $3 million worth of sex.
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May 28, 2019 11:32
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Randaconda posted:Was it the book's ending? Because the ending in the book is loving perfect In the book, he's pretty much become their Boogeyman,
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Nov 27, 2019 14:39
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The finisher of "taunts a nun" is making me crack up way too much. I think you could append that to just about anything, and it'd still be funny.
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Feb 7, 2020 02:53
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That creeps me out way more than I thought it would. Does the sun usually make noise?
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May 4, 2020 23:27
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Clearly, Magneto is more powerful than an MRI machine, duh.
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May 8, 2020 23:42
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Ruflux posted:I'll be honest: if I won the Eurojackpot I'd be very, very tempted to build the tackiest looking "mansion" and decorating it with items in increasingly lovely taste. Something about having more money than you'll ever need makes the leap of logic to "buy ugly trash" far more acceptable to me. Like, I'd never spend money on gamer RGB cases or whatever the gently caress if I actually don't have so much it literally doesn't matter. No joke, if I suddenly won a ton of money, I'd very heavily consider having a replica of the mansion from Resident Evil made, complete with silly-rear end keys, emblem puzzles, and traps.
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Jul 10, 2020 18:30
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Lobok posted:It's not everyday that the rich decapitate themselves. Oh, yeah, you'd definitely find me crushed to death by the boulder trap in the underground cave system. Or electrocuted in the room with the four paintings puzzle. Or drowned in the shark tank.
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Milo and POTUS posted:He's no rip torn Wait, Rip Torn robbed a bank? What the gently caress?
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Sep 18, 2020 23:25
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Based on his age, I'd say he was shooting for dust in the wind.
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Calm down, it's not an anonymous confession.
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