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GrossMurpel posted:That's for evading a moose though, not to check whether the car can survive ramming one. Tests like that have been done, but I don’t think they’re routine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7va6-0StIK4
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quote:“It started because somebody emailed us under the name Deez Nuts,” says Jim Williams, an issue polling specialist a Public Policy Polling. “He said, ‘I’m Deez Nuts. I’m running. Here’s my filing statement. Would you poll me?’” Platystemon has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Aug 21, 2015 |
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 Meerkat-keeper guilty of assaulting monkey-keeper over love triangle with llama-keeper Platystemon has a new favorite as of 23:17 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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AlphaKretin posted:This reads like one of those sentences constructed specifically to illustrate points about grammar like "eats shoots and leaves" or "the strippers JFK and Stalin". It’s a garden path sentence.
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 Sailor DID NOT use raccoon to bypass breathalyzer[
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Police called to meeting of beard fans in Sweden after passer-by confuses them with Isis terrorists
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Karma Monkey posted:You all seem to be missing the bigger question here, which is, if I have a self-driving car, will my insurance rates be higher or lower? It depends. Are you a young male?
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Choco1980 posted:I swear, this past week, Carson has decided he doesn't want to win and is trying to deliberately appear to have a full on meltdown. There's this, there's the whole pyramids quote that's just bizarre to even exist, there's him screaming at CNN anchors that they're stupid for believing he said something they just played a video clip of him saying, etc etc. This would be a better theory if his original pyramids quote did not date from 1998.
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cyberia posted:If I haven't played the other Far Cry games should I start at 4 or get the other ones first? Their plots are unrelated, but all four are great games. Just don’t start with 2. I love it, but it’s definitely divisive in a way the others are not.
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Trent posted:How the gently caress do you get the basic shape of the map wrong You have all the states (except Hawaii and Alaska, lol) in your graphics design program as separate layers. Then you drag a selection box around what you think is the whole country, but accidentally fail to include New England. You move the rest of the states and fail to notice your mistake before publishing.
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I like how they say the kid was abducted, which is technically true, but the car thieves were more responsible than the mother.
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drgnwr1 posted:'I've gone back to being a child': Husband and father-of-seven, 52, leaves his wife and kids to live as a transgender SIX-YEAR-OLD girl named Stefonknee quote:She now resides with an adoptive 'mommy and daddy' and spends her time playing with dolls and the couple's young grandchildren Definitely not going to gently caress with those kids’ heads at all. 
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“Women still outnumbered in medical leadership by men with mustaches, study finds”
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Fathis Munk posted:Idgi Look below those papers.
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quote:Judge rules monkey cannot own selfie photos copyright Yeah, but neither can anyone else.
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foobardog posted:I'm pretty sure photographers normally do have the copyright on pictures they take, which includes selfies. It's referring to that, not the idea of selfies themselves. When I saw the headline, my first thought was that that a court had reversed the ruling that the photo was in the public domain and given the guy who owned the camera the copyright. That is not what happened.
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The irony is that the guy probably made up the part about the monkey tripping the shutter.
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Next you’re going to tell me that the Tree That Owns Itself is a fraud.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:"For the second time in a week, the US throws out a billion dollars that probably could've gone to much better use." That’s not how money works.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Is there a joke behind "Grauniad" or is this the British newspaper equivalent of a Rivals.com pun? Wikipedia posted:The paper's nickname The Grauniad (sometimes abbreviated as "Graun") originated with the satirical magazine Private Eye. This anagram played on The Guardian's early reputation for frequent typographical errors, including misspelling its own name as The Gaurdian.
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Cereal offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn
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Florida Man accused of tossing gator into Wendy's drive-thru window
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:By eating monkeys. Same as HIV-1. Not necessarily eating them. I think the leading theory is that a hunter got monkey blood on a wound.
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Hitler did only have one ball. That puts him slightly above average.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkrcj8L7gf0 South Australia’s main rescue helicopter has been grounded after being rammed by a goat
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With mattress as centerpiece, family celebrates Presidents Day like no otherquote:“The No. 1 symbol for Presidents Day is the Presidents Day mattress,” Joe Vanourney explained, “because all the stores have mattress sales on Presidents Day.”
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Guinea pig to become father to 400 after breaking into female enclosurequote:They noticed that the exhausted father-to-be, now nicknamed Randy, had lost a little weight, but did not realise why until they discovered he was actually a male rodent being kept busy in the wrong pen. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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The U.S. is familiar with British chips. They’re called “steak fries”.
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Regardless of your position on hot dogs or open‐faced sandwiches, I think everyone can agree that burritos are not sandwiches.
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duckmaster posted:If they're curly they're always fries and if they've got the skin on them they're wedges. What if they have the skin on them but they also have a small, rectangular cross section?
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I didn’t notice the “shits” because I was distracted by open jacket spelling “SETTLE” .
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FAROOQ posted:I love it when goons try to correct people with incorrect, probably racist, facts ?
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flosofl posted:Christ, that's creepy. And I'm not talking about the dog. Agreed; it’s the dog’s owner that’s wrong here.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what does "the smallest radioactive element" mean, to you It’s the smallest‐numbered element with no stable isotopes. I assume that.
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Canadian curling world swept up in ‘Broomgate’
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Polish man stars in Helen Keller joke.
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Mu Zeta posted:She looks like she makes frivolous complaints about a lot of things I’m pretty sure that’s Ted Cruz with a wig.
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Florida man arrested when cops mistake donut glaze for meth
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