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Straya.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 15:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:12 |
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Karma Monkey posted:Why is "carrying" circled? That's the correct way to break the word from line to line, isn't it? I think that's the CBS logo.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 01:38 |
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Not so ridiculous, but it made me laugh: e: The future is now. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Mar 13, 2015 |
# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 23:59 |
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Cacafuego posted:The UK has Latisha's? We had a Latisha (spelt Latecia, I think) at my school in Australia.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 08:14 |
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Several hours ? He was doing it for several hours before they asked him to leave ? What the actual gently caress ?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 02:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 03:00 |
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Well, I hope they were wearing gloves.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 13:15 |
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KillHour posted:The homeless guy my friends would get to buy them booze back in high school called himself Jesus. Does that count? Was he Mexican ?
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# ¿ May 8, 2015 23:05 |
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Kitsch! posted:Having children ages you terribly, it seems. Meryl Streep has also aged really well, and she has kids.
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 23:13 |
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 23:44 |
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"it's only the ruddy great oval office that spoils it" is a phrase one just doesn't hear often enough nowadays.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 09:54 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Aquaman got a new career. Yep, and we laughed about it 2 pages ago.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 13:07 |
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davidspackage posted:Wasn't Blanket's actual name Prince II (since he had another kid also named Prince)? Half right; Michael, Paris-Michael and Prince Michael, iirc.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 00:24 |
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I love the way "misjudged own girth" is in inverted commas in the title as if it's a quote from the hedgehog.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 01:29 |
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Gum posted:its a city sized seagull. im surprised you havent seen them around Yeah, they're pretty common here in Australia. But they mostly stick to the outback.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 12:22 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:They live in burros?! How big are they in Australia?!?!?! Large enough to house a flock (or "slaughter" as they're known) of venom-spitting giant seagulls.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 14:53 |
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Karma Monkey posted:Little known fact - the first Birdemic was supposed to be set in Australia, but when the entire first cast was poisoned/eaten/dragged off by dingos/crocodiles/seagulls, James Nguyen gathered up a second cast and shot it in California. I'd never heard of this film, so I googled it. People have described it as "the worst film of all time", so I'm off to watch it. Thank you so much for letting me know of its existence.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 01:40 |
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Karma Monkey posted:I honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, but if you're for real, enjoy! You are in for a bad movie treat. Once you've "enjoyed" it, check out the rifftrax version. Birdemic is the Manos of low-budget Hitchcockian rip offs. I was being completely serious; terrible, low-budget "horror" movies are one of my favourite things in the world. I just got a chance to see Birdemic, and I was not disappointed !
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 05:03 |
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It really needs to be noted that the best part of this bit of the movie is that, if you watch this gif for 2 minutes, you've watched the whole scene. That's all that happens; they just stand completely still and swat at birds that are also completely still. e: sorry for the derail.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 12:48 |
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Das Boo posted:I saw the word "rasher" and without ever having heard it before or even knowing what it was, I knew it must be British. You don't use the word "rasher" ? Then what do you call a rasher of bacon ?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 01:58 |
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Crow Jane posted:This picture is one of the best things the internet has ever given me: Free lunch ? And hot Maud and Eliza for only 15c ? I guess I'll have to pack up and move to a country where woman can vote.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 01:21 |
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I like how, instead of looking terrified, he just looks vaguely put out. "Well, I guess I won't make it to the club in time for elevenses."
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 09:14 |
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CzarChasm posted:OK, having a lit cigarette around something that routinely holds gasoline is stupid enough. I spy someone who's never met a South Australian.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 09:06 |
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 08:34 |
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't even the cheapest, crappiest newspapers have editors whose job is to avoid things like this ?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 02:03 |
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'Enraged' son dobs dad in for 'torching cannabis plants' They're from Humpty Doo.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 00:41 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Florida Man needs a theme song. I thought it was the duelling banjos song from Deliverance.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 09:53 |
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artsy fartsy posted:So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway? poo poo weasels.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 01:17 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:I have a friend who's scared shitless of any kind of spider, to the extent that she freezes up and refuses to drive if one is in the car, so those spider stories weren't particularly surprising. Huntsmans (huntsmen ?) look scary, and their bites are very painful, but they're certainly not deadly. Many people in Australia (myself included) will let a huntsman live in their bathroom (they really like bathrooms for some reason. Humidity, maybe ?), because they're territorial, so having 1 huntsman generally means no other spiders. And the choice between huntsman and redbacks is a pretty easy one.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 13:48 |
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Phlegmish posted:This is some kind of crazy rear end in a top hat spider. Just as a complete aside, one of they ways they hunt is by stringing single threads of super sticky silk between 2 horizontal surfaces (the underside of a chair and the floor, for example) and stretching them really taut. When something touches the string, it detaches from the floor and springs up into the air, so the prey gets stuck in the sticky web, suspended in the air. Which I think is neat. ETA: found a David Attenborough clip about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQABY9H1h1Y
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 01:41 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:way better, wtf Plus, they tend to try to escape; you have to eat so quickly you're liable to get heartburn.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 09:25 |
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So is Penis Pumps her stripper name, or ?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 12:25 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Today I learned that Christmas goats are a thing, and also that apparently some heathens find them objectionable enough to destroy with fire. The Finnish name for Santa Claus is literally Christmas Goat (joulu=Christmas, pukki=goat).
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 02:35 |
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SpacePig posted:It's Australia, though, so I think enormous spiders are just a part of everyday life over there. Yep. If we burnt down everything that had a spider in/on/under/near it, there'd be nothing left but flames and spiders (and sharks).
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 00:02 |
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Sunswipe posted:How is that different from Australia now? Deadly snakes.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:42 |
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"Mexico governor says Chihuahua too weak to fight cartels"
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 01:39 |
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L0cke17 posted:https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/29/world/asia/indonesia-python-salubiro-sulawesi.html That's actually really neat.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 00:19 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Giant reast erected on top of London building to counter stigma over breastfeeding (probably ) Why is the nipple made out of pepperoni ?
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 05:18 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:You've uh, never seen a nipple before have you champ I have 2 of my own, strangely enough, and they don't have white spots.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 01:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:12 |
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Grilled or otherwise, cheese is a delicious invention, but it's not as addictive as crack (Not actually a funny article.)
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