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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



schadenfraud posted:


From this month's Fortean Times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90yCst7jRr4

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Apr 12, 2013



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Apr 12, 2013




The crying on the inside kind, I guess.

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Apr 12, 2013



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Apr 12, 2013



chitoryu12 posted:

Not sure if this site is satirical or not.

http://guardianlv.com/2016/06/holla...hip-hop-granny/

what on earth did I just read

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Mu Zeta posted:

I think Medium is the most worthless site with the shittiest articles. Why are there so many about the secrets of SEO and 10 ways to use mindfulness to be a successful product manager.

It's all self-published stuff, largely by people who use phrases like "content leader" and "building your brand" without being immediately murked with a nailgun

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Mu Zeta posted:



What are the approved methods of assassination in Malaysia then?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Ready! Set! Blow! posted:

minivan rap battle

And the bar is set high for tomorrow's three-word indictment of society

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



I Can't Believe It Isn't The Unpopular Opinions Thread!

Anyone in here who is either actively or passively fine with prison surprise sex, get those hands up so I can tell you what a colossal piece of poo poo you are.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




I'm here to complain about the whitewashing in this version of "The Second Bakery Attack"

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Apr 12, 2013



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Apr 12, 2013



WWN is probably cheating but I loved this

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Apr 12, 2013




A dear friend of mine has to fly into and out of Newark on a fairly regular basis and something has always, every single time, gone wrong at that god-forsaken airport.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Solice Kirsk posted:

I bet David's Sunflower Seeds would do pretty well.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Aesop Poprock posted:

*eats for 2/3 of the day and never scores*







Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Lime Tonics posted:

oh man,

" a stream of brown liquid gushed over the stage"

seems like a good thread title.

edit : ha , "high heels and diarrhea don't mix"

I liked the one guy that was confident in his masculinity enough to admit that he "lost all interest in the show" after the deluge of diarrhea and mass vomiting.

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Apr 12, 2013



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Apr 12, 2013



One of the many wonderful things about the ol' WWN was that they'd put weird-but-true things they'd found in overseas newspapers or medical journals or whatever right alongside the patently made-up stuff, e.g.:



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Apr 12, 2013



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Apr 12, 2013



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Wow! I wonder what they'll call these totally brand new items?

Chompables? Maybe... eatables. Maybe WeedSNAX. How about Pot-Bites?

maybe jesus christables

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



pretend I posted the scene from the 1997 film "mean guns" in which ice-t's henchmen drop several hundred pounds' worth of literal guns onto a room full of people

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Apr 12, 2013



Sunswipe posted:

Were the guns shaped like bottles?

every gun is shaped like a bottle if you think about it

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Apr 12, 2013



March, 1989

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Apr 12, 2013



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Apr 12, 2013



Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I've never been to Iowa, the impression I'm getting is that "clean and wholesome" is code for the depressingly boring and tedious.

ding ding ding

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Apr 12, 2013





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Apr 12, 2013




that's weird, Republicans usually spend way more than ten dollars to punish someone

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Apr 12, 2013



Wheat Loaf posted:

I don't read any of the newspapers.

I wish my local newspaper was worth reading. I miss reading the paper.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




Can someone explain in one simple sentence why someone would want or need their buttplug to connect to the internet

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Apr 12, 2013



I'm shaming your family remotely through my internet-connected device!

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Apr 12, 2013





hundreds of dollars' worth of Cracker Barrel shirts

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Apr 12, 2013



MausoleumExtremist posted:

This is only Pervert Santa Claus, that guy was a total dick and deserved to die.

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Apr 12, 2013



Randaconda posted:

It's not the same, though. They pulled back a bit after 9/11.

They used to lean more into celebrity gossip, and actual weird news from around the world, until there came this point that everyone was like "yeah, WWN is fake," and then they were like you're damned right we are and out came the adventures of Bat Boy and etc.

And yeah, 9/11 broke their brains as it did so many other media outlets.

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Apr 12, 2013



AlbieQuirky posted:

I miss Ed Anger and Dear Dottie.

Dottie was suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a bitch

It was great

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Apr 12, 2013



Randaconda posted:

Oh man, I remembered Ed Anger, but totally forgot about Dottie.

also Serena Sabak, the world's sexiest psychic

they had some intrigue for a while in which she was in a car accident or something and her twin sister took over the column? Anyway, there's tons of WWN on Google Books for 100% free so get in there, chief

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




Give me a sixer if you must, but that is god damned retarded.

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Apr 12, 2013





I've been living my life all wrong.

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Apr 12, 2013



AlbieQuirky posted:

This reboot of Oliver Twist is pretty bad.

yeah, bad rear end

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Apr 12, 2013



Proteus Jones posted:

So now I'm imagining if they had played their cards right, a bunch of kids could have major players in the criminal underground.

OK, if you want your back alley casino, you gotta meet the Boss, Tommy Westphalen.

I appreciated this, a lot.

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Apr 12, 2013




I guess someone didn't bless the reins

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