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Ah, yes, the performer who had men put their faces up his rear end. That's the one. That's the guy to fix things.
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By popular demand posted:what does Kirk Johnson have to do with all this? I don't know, ask Secretary of the Treasury, Steve "Named After a Misspelled Pac-Man Clone Piece of Shareware" Mnuchin
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Hey, Mnuchin's a pretty conventional Jewish surname. Yishai Menuchin is a well-known human rights activist. I know but man you have to allow for some easy dunks on the world's villains every now and then because honestly? you think an appeal to reason gets under a monster's skin more effectively than a cheap playground shot?
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Platystemon posted:That frog is a tour de force of minimalism. this is an absolutely s-tier avatar if you ask me 
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call center manager posted:mods please rename me impassable fecal mass tia a correction was made
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May 7, 2020 22:00
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call center manager posted:holy poo poo well if it had been maybe it would have found its way out a little sooner
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Shifty Nipples posted:It helps convey how hard you have to throw something to get it to space. I woke up in the middle of the night a few nights back and started thinking about old X-Men comics, you know, as a perfectly normal brain operates, and it struck me that Sentinels - those nutty old mass-produced murder robots - were built with the ability to breach escape velocity, which I'd always thought was supposed to be a really challenging thing to do
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May 8, 2020 14:16
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zedprime posted:Missed opportunity for his late duckship. Funny you mention that specifically since if I'm remembering the story right (in keeping with this thread's remit as a place for weird news, naturally) the Sentinels were specifically flying into / at the Sun since they were convinced it was the cause of human mutation and oh my god I just typed that sentence.
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May 8, 2020 14:39
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Platystemon posted:It’s Britney Bitch. 
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May 14, 2020 23:36
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Phlegmish posted:What's his username P***** ** *** ***r
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Jane Cakebread: The Drunkest Woman in the World
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Platystemon posted:Serious pipe bomb? Does he strike you as seriously competent? He clearly had a lot of experience with things blowing up in his hands.
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Captain Hygiene posted:YOU GOT YOURSELF A STEW Absurd Alhazred posted:Add some kidney beans and you've got yourself some chili! I need both of you to report to the Anti-Food thread for what I feel like is going to be a very conflicted but by-the-book beating.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Am I being detained? gently caress! This flag has a fringe on it!
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Lobok posted:Go Roni, Go Roni, Go! Havin' a Roni was RIGHT THERE
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Lobok posted:Wow, that is actually the real song title. I defer to your superior knowledge of Vanilla Ice's ouevre. I'm not going to sit here and pretend I didn't go through, in the early 2000s, an internet-enabled period of fascination with the hills and valleys of this ridiculous man and his career. You just can't wash weapons-grade dumb like this out of your brain: 
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chitoryu12 posted:https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1278754479324770304 Vanilla Ice in that photo looks like if MacGyver had plastic surgery to try and look like Fred Durst
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Drone_Fragger posted:Why would Jesus steal this guys insulin? He's going into hypoglycaemic shock and Jesus is just stealing it straight outta his veins! Insulin? No! Rad Ideas!
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do you think yoshi makes milk and if so does he have udders and if so could i squirt it onto a strudel in the shape of a swastika and if that happened what would it smell like just wondering hahaha for laughs hahaha
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Nov 16, 2020 04:42
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By popular demand posted:Science fiction authors have predicted this day. Ted Chiang's "The Lifecycle of Software Objects" is what you want to read.
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trapped mouse posted:Two for one headline special: the ends of "meaningful work" are, ultimately, "play" and this joyless creep should be extruded through a play-doh fun factory that disingenuous little "ummm" there at the end, boy I bet he felt real loving clever there
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Sex Arse Supremo Brian
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The Bloop posted:I saw a different ad, I guess the algorithm knows what you like 
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zedprime posted:Not a given. The human vascular system is nearly completely unsuited for microgravity. one phone call could solve this entire problem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSABauyWz0
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how about a custom Duke Nukem 3D map in which you hit the big self destruct button at the end and a bunch of appropriately-colored confetti and poo poo comes exploding out make them work for their intrauterine gender secrets
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Jul 22, 2021 13:05
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Baron von Eevl posted:"drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for knocking up my bride!" lmao
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Jul 22, 2021 14:08
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I try to tailor my emails to the recipient, but always with what I think is a friendly and not insincere touch, so it burns me a little when I just get back something like code:
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doverhog posted:I don't know what field you are in or if you are talking about work emails here, but regardless if work or personal, if I send a message like that it is never intended as a "gently caress you". That's actually good to know. I can read too much into things and completely miss the mark.
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gleebster posted:Well don't blame me, I voted for Colossus. I see what you did and I like it.
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Captain Hygiene posted:They should have branded as Tennessee Fried Chicken from the start, so they could advertise as food made with Tender Fuckin' Care  Every thread in PYF will eventually experience its own food derail, but yeah, honestly, chain fast food in America has gotten both more expensive in the last 10 years and, in my opinion, demonstrably worse almost across the board. I think the only chain food / takeout we still regularly get and enjoy is Domino's. I thought it would be relatively easy to find some sort of chart, or a dedicated site, that tracks the course of fast food prices, but it's not!
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Burkion posted:Frankly the staggering lack of bee human boning I felt was a gross example of false advertising A bee boned my bottom, and now my bottom's big.
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I am going to shove you both into an oven Gretel-style for discussing Donald Trump's boobs
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Pole Assassin, incidentally, looks pretty much like you'd expect a stripper who owns an emotional support monkey and uses it in her act to look. 
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Milo and POTUS posted:*looks up picture* Don't post like this here. If you meant to say "this person looks less bonkers and/or shot through with crystal meth than I imagined given the name and context," then just say that. I don't want to see you or anyone else posting the word "would" at a woman unless she's a cartoon and you're in the Cool World thread.
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I wish everyone involved in this a very flushed down a giant toilet connected to the Sun
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Antigravitas posted:A dry christmas tree is an absolutely scary fire hazard. Back when my family still bought christmas trees they'd put a bucket of water next to them, but if you've seen how they light up you know how laughably inadequate that is. https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/951854499827765248
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