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VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
"Man with no fingers survives Saskatchewan home invasion with bear hug"
The home invader is now dead, police are investigating

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/man-with-no-fingers-survives-invasion-with-bear-hug-1.3357602

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VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
Man Stabbed by 400-Pound Woman 'With a Beard'

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Police-Seek-400-Pound-Bearded-Woman-in-Stabbing-363442981.html

"She was last seen running south on Park Boulevard." Perhaps the most surprising part of the story.

VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
I have family that lives in Sandwich. Grew up a couple towns over. It never once occurred to me there was anything odd about the town's name until I went to college in a different state and my friends laughed at me. Mind was blown that day.

VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
Oregon Man Tipped Prostitute With Primate Stolen From Pet Store: Police
Uhh...I think they spelled Florida wrong.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oregon-man-tipped-prostitute-primate-stolen-pet-store-police-n561031

e: "...along with stolen Girl Scout cookie money and a laptop computer."

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