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# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 01:16

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:09

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# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 14:19

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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 20:09

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DENTIST ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSES HIS PENIS TO NURSE AFTER ACCIDENTALLY SHOWING HER A PICTURE OF IT

http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/?news_id=43225

# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 05:13

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What a magical world we live in.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 01:27

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Say Nothing posted:

More butt stuff.

The last time I had a cinnamon roll can explode in my butt I did NOT have that expression.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 02:43

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# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:07

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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

And that man's name was Hitler

Agent Hitler, FBI.

# ¿ May 28, 2016 01:52

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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 19:16

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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 21:51

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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 18:19

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

What a bad person. Even if you hate children, that's seriously an opportunity to show yourself to the viewing audience as an awesome person. Instead: "gently caress this kid, gently caress everything, who cares!"

It possibly didn't hurt his career but the opposite would def have helped his career I think.

I'm with you. This dude left a negative imprint on the kid -for life- in exchange for a fleeting, insignificant moment of control in his in his boring adult career. gently caress that guy.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 04:17

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we are the Funyuns posted:

Turn your monitor on.

http://www.snopes.com/fake-cigarettes-are-being-sold-and-killing-people/

gently caress Snopes is a goldmine of great headlines

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 02:31

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

Let's hope the DA is a cracker

They'll have to do a Polygraph test.

SinineSiil posted:

Those brilliant, nefarious bastards!

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 19:20

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Radio Paranoia posted:

Danger 5, which you should definitely watch!

e: V Aw gently caress you're right! It's just eerily similar to that one scene though.

God drat right.

dumb. has a new favorite as of 05:09 on Jan 20, 2017

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 05:06

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

How does sex with a circular saw go right?!

Castration and thus elimination of the gene that drives one to desire sex with a circular saw.

It's a self-solving problem.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 05:02

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quote:

The court heard Dando then shouted �Here, don�t talk to me like that, I will smash your head in and throw this snake at you

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/9-fine-benwell-drunk-who-12668073

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 19:01

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Do Canadian science news podcasts count?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 06:08

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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 15:05

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GrossMurpel posted:

20 to 30 cockroaches among hundreds of people really isn't much of a cockroach bomb. That's like releasing 10 spiders, no one's gonna be too bothered by that.

Probably the spiders would be.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 12:58

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Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year

Good thing they're on our side... for now.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 01:55

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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 21:29

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Lime Tonics posted:

To go with your 400 dollar drm juicer i guess?

Nordstrom offering pre-dirtied jeans for $425

http://nbc4i.com/2017/04/25/nordstrom-offering-pre-dirtied-jeans-for-425/

Don't forget the matching jacket (also $425) to complete that Canadian Hobo Tuxedo look:

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-mud-denim-jacket/4457254

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:00

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EVE Online's latest war is being fought over anime

http://www.pcgamer.com/eve-onlines-latest-war-is-being-fought-over-anime/

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 03:47

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Tardigrade posted:

Oversimplifying but yes. "I can grow those huge useless feathers and survive" is a valid advertisement of fitness.

Wouldn't it make more sense for the females to just evolve lower standards?

smdh :reject:

# ¿ May 6, 2017 14:45

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Lizard Wizard posted:

# ¿ May 13, 2017 03:33

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/truck-plows-analtech-odor-leads-hazmat-situation-article-1.3189762

# ¿ May 24, 2017 15:06

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SpacePig posted:

Don't see why they couldn't do both.

Aight this is completely off-topic but for some reason your avatar makes me ridiculously happy and chill, so thanks for that.

# ¿ May 26, 2017 04:25

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Counterpoint: Goons actually manage to produce offspring.

# ¿ May 28, 2017 03:08

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Lime Tonics posted:

August Busch IV, ex-CEO of Anheuser-Busch, arrested for trying to fly helicopter while intoxicated

Swansea Police said in a Facebook post officers were dispatched to to a report of a helicopter landing for an unknown reason around 12:40 p.m., and were concerned about the aircraft taking off again "due to close obstacles and buildings." Chief Steve Johnson contacted the FAA at the time, and they advised they would investigate the landing.

About 7 hours later, police said they received a call saying the pilot, identified as Busch, "appeared too intoxciated to take off." The helicopter�s rotors were spinning and the engine was revving up when an officer arrived on the scene. The arrivng officer then turned on the emergency lights on the squad car, and the pilot powered down the engine. Busch's wife, Dawna Wood, was with him at the time, in addition to eight dogs in the helicopter.

After a second officer arrived on the scene, Swansea Police administed a standardized field sobriety test. Busch appeared unable to keep a single train of thought, and his speech appeared mumbling and slurred but he blew a .000 on a breathalyzer test, FOX 2 St. Louis reported, citing court records.

His wife told officers Busch has anxiety issues and is off his medication because of recent fertility treatments, according records obtained by FOX 2.

Officers also believed Busch may have been under the influence of a controlled substance, according to court records.

The 53-year-old then told officers that he had a conceal carry license and had a Rohrbaugh R9 9mm gun in the front pocket of his pants, adding that the weapon was �hot.� Busch then removed the gun from his pocket.

Officers also found Dexamethasone, which is used to treat inflammatory conditions such as allergies, in his pocket, but the prescription was for Busch's wife, court records obtained by FOX 2 said.

A further search of the helicopter turned up several loaded weapons, including a loaded Ruger LCR 22 LR revolver, and several bottles of prescription drugs.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/11/august-busch-iv-ex-ceo-anheuser-busch-arrested-for-trying-to-fly-helicopter-while-intoxicated.html

http://i.imgur.com/BzfqAiD.gifv

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 03:53

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Say Nothing posted:

Preposterous Situation Is Actually Real, We Promise! ~ The Mirror

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 05:16

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'Self-driving car' actually controlled by man dressed up as a car seat

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...tech-university

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 02:12

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, say what you will about McD's fare in general, but their lettuce game is probably the worst in the business. I've never seen a piece of McDonalds lettuce that doesn't look like it's been sitting on the floor for a few days.

Even Burger King has fresher lettuce, which is saying something considering the entire BK experience is a dumpster fire from top to bottom.

Up here in Canada I've found the McLettuce has always tasted fresh. Maybe it's the colder climate.

Otoh the Canadian institution Mr Sub gets all.of their lettuce from a compost heap.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 16:30

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I once did a website for a gynecologist that had a pay-access private section for other gynecologists that contained several thousand photos and descriptions of gynecological disorders. I had to edit and upload every single loving picture... it was years before I could 'go down south' without having horrible flashbacks.

Anyway the gyno was a little bald South African dude with a goddamn profound obsession with the pelvic floor. His fetish was leagues beyond the sexual realm, it was bordering on religious.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 04:08