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The Bloop posted:This is like the old Kings Quest "please insert disk 2" urban legend... but in someone's loving eye What was that? Google isn't helping.
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syscall girl posted:Since legalization the local news has been doing scare stories about idiots who "accidentally" munch on some and need to be hospitalized because they did not realize what they were getting in for. Edibles can be serious poo poo. I was given one and wasn't warned not to eat the entire brownie in one sitting. I ended up throwing up within 2 hours, and the intervening time (other than the growing nausea and headaches) just gave me the disassociation that my body was moving on autopilot and my brain was 30 seconds behind. My reflexes were still good enough that I could even catch things thrown at me, but it would take a while for my mind to realize what I had done.
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Jul 21, 2017 03:29
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GrossMurpel posted:What? They clearly said it's a 40 ounce bottle shaped like a gun, not that a Colt has 40 ounces. The bottle isn't shaped like a gun. Colt 45 is a brand of malt liquor, and the bottle resembles the malt liquor bottle. The writer assumed that "Colt 45" was referring to a gun instead.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I think he's going to try and primary Pence in 2020
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Jul 31, 2017 00:04
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Ghost in the Shell sequel looking good.
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I've been trying "signature" burgers lately and the Whopper just tastes really generic.
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Aug 13, 2017 14:59
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I thought it was fake. I'm surprised.
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CellBlock posted:Maybe it's just a weird sponsorship deal. According to the news article, the cops were worried about evidence being lost or washed away by rain after a murder before Forensics could arrive and improvised crime scene markers. There's also pics elsewhere of cops using Whataburger cups and take-out containers for the same purpose.
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AlbieQuirky posted:John Popper was in two weird Twitter wrangles this week; the lady who tried to fake her way onto the New York Times bestseller list was a manager for Blues Traveler at one point. Yeah, I have a Let's Read thread for it. It's hilariously awful and features things like Carrot Top and Wayne Newton appearing to cheer on the protagonist (a self-insert of the author) in her magic show. It also has extreme levels of creep because it started as a Wattpad fanfic back in 2013 about Jackson Rathbone (who played Jasper in Twilight) falling in love with her. It turns out she was the manager for his band, 100 Monkeys, and Handbook for Mortals still has a romantic interest named Jackson who lusts over how beautiful and awesome she is. She also managed Plain White T's at some point, and faux-Jackson Rathbone is their singer in her book universe.
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Proteus Jones posted:He's an interesting fellow, that's for sure. Dude was a WW2 combat Ace who's legs had been amputated because of hotdogging prior to the war's outbreak. He had regrettable political views, but did much for the handcapped and disabled after the war. He also had a reputation for extremely salty language. Even funnier to me is that his right leg got caught in the wreckage and he fell out when the straps holding it on came off, and the Germans actually gave formal approval for the British to fly over and parachute a spare leg down to him.
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"What the hell is this 'sustainable' and 'umami' crap? When I was your age, I ate cold $0.25 corned beef straight out of the can for every meal and I liked it!" *grumbles about people appreciating things other than yardwork*
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"Now watch this drive."
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Zemyla posted:Everybody was flung poo fighting — Carnoustie kids make mess of residential street This is literally a Parks & Rec episode.
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Man arrested for trying to light cigarette with fuel pump nozzle.
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There's been reported 3 tigers loose in Florida, and nobody knows yet where they came from.
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Collateral Damage posted:Does media deliberately try to only use the worst pictures of Trump, or does he really look like that all the time? Name one flattering picture of Donald Trump.
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The Bloop posted:Judging by the number of people who can't sit through a meal, let alone a movie, without constantly checking their drat phone, I think there's a problem out there. I’m sitting in that weird position where I spent my entire childhood without a smartphone and didn’t get one until I reached adulthood, so I didn’t grow up with it but I’ve had one for more of my adulthood than not. You know what I did when I didn’t have a smartphone? I carried a book and read it when I had nothing else to do. If I didn’t have one, I would probably be incredibly bored and have no more interest in making random small talk with people or staring at the environment than I already do. If I have my phone out while eating, it’s because I can’t think of anything to talk about and I would otherwise just be eating in silence. Now that I have a smartphone, I can spend almost all of my downtime doing something. I keep up with my friends, stay on top of the news, read books and comics, do research, etc. I always have something that I’m doing instead of remaining static. What’s so wrong about that?
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The Bloop posted:Maybe nothing. I was the same re: book and smartphone. Eating alone or on break at work or whatever? Read away. I'm talking about eating a meal with friends, family, spouse etc not randos Even when I’m at meals with them, I use my phone when I have nothing to talk about. Sometimes I use the things I pull up on social media or the Internet to have new things to talk about, but I wouldn’t be talking more if I didn’t have it. We tried that a few times, putting our phones away or in the center of the table for a whole meal. All that ends up happening is people sitting and eating in silence exactly as much as before, just without a scapegoat to blame.
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Powaqoatse posted:Man, just throw out a current event & talk about that. Or we could just...not talk? Why do I need to force conversation when nobody has any desire to talk about something?
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Besesoth posted:Yeah, I thought they were supposed to be satire, but that could never happen. https://politics.theonion.com/trump...5520.1508595191
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schadenfraud posted:Mysoginist parrot on the loose: Frantic search for escaped parrot 'who attacks women' Have they checked the White Hous
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AlmightyBob posted:I think the review also got the plot wrong too Reed previously reviewed Cabin in the Woods, where he apparently didn’t actually watch the movie and lost his mind partway through. http://observer.com/2012/04/cabin-in-the-woods-rex-reed-richard-jenkins-bradley-whitford/ quote:It’s all part of an elaborate video game that allows paying customers to watch real people slaughtered according to the horror of choice. The five kids in the cabin are innocent pawns to test the mechanics of the game, the way fiends in a horror movie test the sounds of screaming babies as they feed them to the jaws of mutated crocodiles.
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Tiggum posted:Long Island Iced Tea Corp’s Shares Skyrocket After Renaming Itself ‘Long Blockchain Corp’ I thought this was a joke. Holy poo poo.
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Magnus Praeda posted:I gotta say, "IoT buttplug" is not a phrase I ever expected to see. So what happens when the security on your buttplug is poo poo Bluetooth-controlled sex toys actually have terrible security and would be really easy for a dedicated hacker to break into and turn it on overdrive mid-coitus.
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I wonder what would happen if you took your sex toy hunting software around the government buildings in DC. You're watching C-SPAN and Mike Pence suddenly begins shaking and falls to the floor mid-sentence.
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ultrafilter posted:Man took large quantity of MDMA then stole boat 'because the swans don't judge me' Good to see my own city joining the illustrious ranks of Florida Man.
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bongwizzard posted:AB owns like 100 different microbrew labels, Bud Light tastes the way it does because it sells too good to gently caress with. Bud Light is popular because it’s generic and easy to drink. It doesn’t strongly taste of anything, so you can pound it back endlessly. There’s definitely some nasty macro lagers though. The worst cheap beer I ever had was Sapporo.
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kupachek posted:I think I understand his reaction. Dippin' Dots have been around since the 90s and are really common. I'd be legitimately surprised if someone hasn't heard of them by now.
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kupachek posted:I honestly hadn't. Sort of? They're flash frozen with liquid nitrogen in sphere form, but they still melt like any other ice cream after it's served. They're pretty easy to eat because you can take big scoops with a spoon.
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kupachek posted:Bizarre. If you're in America, chances are literally any mall around you has them.
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Pastry of the Year posted:yeah and it makes zero sense. you can search twitter for We really need to keep reminding ourselves that the first Press Secretary for Trump was a guy who publicly feuded with Dippin' Dots for years for no apparent reason and once fled into bushes to avoid reporters.
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I can't find any source on that, but I did find this dude handing out cum yogurt. Also confirmation on whether the witness spits or swallows because she recognized the taste.
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Russian Iron Man: Russia's Special Forces soldier and Kosovo war veteran fights debt collectors wearing exoskeleton, gets pardoned
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Facebook Aunt posted:"SOBR Special Forces"? Sobriety is the scariest thing in Russia.
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Dienes posted:I can't seem to find an actual article about this, just websites sharing that same image. Got a link? I've seen pics like that before. From what I can see, if it's just a picture but no article it's fake.
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Jan 25, 2018 16:57
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Unfortunately a picture was posted, and it's an airsoft grenade launcher. You can tell because the grenade (along with looking only vaguely like a real 40mm grenade) has holes in the end for BBs to spray out.
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Feb 2, 2018 01:57
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jojoinnit posted:Let's remember that birds can be goons too. quote:When the three birds first arrived Bell told the New Zealand Press Reader that Nigel “may be a weirdo” and that the other birds probably didn’t want to have anything to do with him.
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Mix them together in honor of The Room and its scotchka, a third example of a bizarre goon.
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