budgieinspector posted:

Choco1980 posted:

And instead of violence, they prefer to just get busy with each and every other Bonobo they see, from bonobo a to bonobo z.

a goon posted:

Sorry, I didn't read the whole article - if I had, I would have known that the vegetable in question was shoved up his rear end by the future newspaper article "Doctors remove 18-inch cassava from man who tried to use it as a sex toy."

caligulamprey posted:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Yaaaaay:

du -hast posted:

Johnny Aztec posted:

Florida Man needs a theme song.

Wheat Loaf posted:

pussy riot police posted:

And I did not speak out, because

Fathis Munk posted:

Lime Tonics posted:

THOUSANDS of red Skittles that spilled onto Dodge County highway were intended to be fed to cows

Sheriff’s officials said it has been reported that the Skittles were intended to be feed for cattle, as they did not make the cut for packaging at the company.

Yes, they’re feeding candy to cows — and they’ve been doing it for years.

http://fox6now.com/2017/01/18/thousands-of-red-skittles-spill-onto-dodge-county-highway/

Stoatbringer posted:

Why would he buy a car that he can only drive with the roof down, especially in the north of England?

Content:

Wikipedia posted:

2008: David Phyall, 50, the last resident in a block of flats due to be demolished in Bishopstoke, near Southampton, Hampshire, England, decapitated himself with a chainsaw to highlight the injustice of being forced to move out.

Handsome Ralph posted:

89-year-old man found in suitcase identified as WWII veteran

Strom Cuzewon posted:

"to you to you to you to you" replied Paul and Barry.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Anyone feels like going through the epic of Gilgamesh and finding out?

Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/Playboy/status/897623950292922368

a kitten posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/908724707175911424

Say Nothing posted:

Proteus Jones posted:

MausoleumExtremist posted:

It's OK- Look at the bottom left-

This is only Pervert Santa Claus, that guy was a total dick and deserved to die.

trapped mouse posted:

Eminem does have the distinct honor of saying more offensive poo poo in public than even Trump and Kid Rock.

Not that it's a compliment to either of those people (gently caress em), it's just that Eminem has rapped about some really hosed up poo poo. He's not becoming senator anytime soon.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

schadenfraud posted:

Man who launched into rage after being denied gazebo is jailed

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I tried thinking angrily of Portland but I kept thinking lovingly of Natalie Portman.

chitoryu12 posted:

I’m sitting in that weird position where I spent my entire childhood without a smartphone and didn’t get one until I reached adulthood, so I didn’t grow up with it but I’ve had one for more of my adulthood than not.

You know what I did when I didn’t have a smartphone? I carried a book and read it when I had nothing else to do. If I didn’t have one, I would probably be incredibly bored and have no more interest in making random small talk with people or staring at the environment than I already do. If I have my phone out while eating, it’s because I can’t think of anything to talk about and I would otherwise just be eating in silence.

Now that I have a smartphone, I can spend almost all of my downtime doing something. I keep up with my friends, stay on top of the news, read books and comics, do research, etc. I always have something that I’m doing instead of remaining static.

What’s so wrong about that?