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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Dayton man arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with a van

A man was arrested in Dayton on Tuesday after a witness called police and said he attempted to have sex with a van.

According to WDTN, officers were called to the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street on Tuesday night when a neighbor called about a man pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign.

Michael Henson was taken into custody when police arrived and according to a police report, he appeared to be intoxicated.

He was only wearing shorts and shoes when officers found him.

When officers spoke with the witness who called 911, she told them that she saw him pull his shorts down and attempt to have sex with the front grill of a parked van.

He later passed out in a nearby yard, that’s when she called police.

http://fox8.com/2016/08/17/dayton-man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Nearly half of British women cannot identify the vagina

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/health/female-anatomy-identify-vagina-vulva-eve-appeal/

Might be :nws: if your work gets mad at diagrams of the body.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Calgary man loses testicles while trying to ‘fill scuba tank with weed smoke’

http://www.isthatlegit.com/calgary-man-loses-testicles-while-trying-to-fill-scuba-tank-with-weed-smoke/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Helicopter accidentally picks fight with a cow and loses spectacularly

https://www.yahoo.com/news/helicopter-accidentally-picks-fight-cow-055208899.html

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Royal Canadian Mint employee accused of using rectum to smuggle $180,000 in gold

http://globalnews.ca/news/2953841/royal-canadian-mint-employee-accused-of-using-rectum-to-smuggle-180000-in-gold/?campaign_id=A100

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Whats the deal with people using their butt as a transport option lately?

Police find 110 bags of heroin in man's buttocks

City police said they found 110 bags of heroin in a man’s buttocks after a drug arrest Thursday afternoon.

City police arrested Corey Davis, 32, Carbondale, and Jason Kohut, 44, 605 Back St., Scranton, about 12:50 p.m. during a controlled heroin buy in the 300 block of Vine Street.

Mr. Davis is charged with possession with intent to deliver heroin and related drug offenses, and Mr. Kohut with criminal conspiracy and other charges. Bail and preliminary hearing information was unavailable Thursday night.

http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/police-find-110-bags-of-heroin-in-man-s-buttocks-1.2097984

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Police: Man buys NYC storage unit, finds dead, frozen cats

Police say a man bought a storage unit at an auction in New York City and found dozens of dead cats frozen in two freezers.

https://apnews.com/1fb5760f7c6c49c78bc3027200c92963?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP_Oddities

Edit : Man charged after frozen chicken attack

http://abc13.com/news/man-charged-after-frozen-chicken-attack/1560828/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Helicopter struck by suspected drunk driver near Gallup

A helicopter responding to a rollover on HW 566 was struck by a suspected drunk driver this morning.

According to McKinley County Sheriff’s Office, the helicopter landed near the rollover and the crew exited to assist in the rescue. The initial rollover accident occurred between 1:15 a.m. and 1:30 a.m.

MCSO says a suspected drunk driver drove through barricades and struck the helicopter and fire truck between 2 a.m. and 2:15 a.m.

http://www.kob.com/new-mexico-news/helicopter-struck-by-suspected-drunk-driver-near-gallup-hw-566-dui/4299092/?cat=500

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Man stops at In-N-Out drive thru during police chase

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/213949207-story

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Fart sparks fire during surgery in Japan; patient seriously burnt

A patient's fart during a surgical procedure allegedly sparked a fire which caused her to be seriously burnt, the Tokyo Medical University Hospital in Shinjuku Ward said.

The incident was reported in Japanese newspaper Asahi Shimbun.

The fire occurred at the university hospital in Tokyo on April 15. The patient, in her 30s, was undergoing an operation which involved applying a laser to her cervix, the lower part of the uterus.

The laser is believed to have been ignited by the gas she passed. The fire burnt much of her body, including her waist and legs, the report said.

http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/fart-sparks-fire-during-surgery-in-japan-patient-seriously-burnt

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Man faces $9000 fine for using a drone to pick up a Bunnings sausage

"You can clearly see people walking to and from their cars, you can clearly see people around the sausage sizzle," he said.

Mr Gibson said the video showed a drone flying over a housing estate, crossing a four-lane road before hovering over the Bunnings barbecue.

http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/man-faces-9000-fine-for-using-a-drone-to-pick-up-a-bunnings-sausage-20161108-gsl3q2.html

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Arsonists finally mange to burn down the giant IKEA Christmas Goat

http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/arsonists-finally-mange-burn-down-giant-ikea-christmas-goat

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/12/01/cute-beaver-trashes-store-after-holiday-shopping-in-maryland/

https://twitter.com/firstsheriff/status/804071529755672576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

It seems to be a thing these days,

Parrot joins man in mugshot

http://kdvr.com/2016/12/02/parrot-joins-man-in-mugshot/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You figure people would learn from the whole "XBOX, off" thing, but....

TV news report prompts viewers' Amazon Echo devices to order unwanted dollhouses

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/01/06/tv-news-report-prompts-viewers-amazon-echo-devices-to-order-unwanted-dollhouses.html

Pretty sure there will be TV ads scripted in ways to mess with it now.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

gleebster posted:

Baltimore Sun: Dundalk man charged with attempted murder after barricading self in house over grilled cheese dispute

It's what you'd expect. A man was angry when his wife took a bite of his sandwich, so he busted out a gun and fired a shot. His wife went downstairs, so he fired three more. One police standoff later, he surrendered. The kicker?

Report: Man arrested for assaulting girlfriend with a taco

Blount County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a Maryville man after he threatened to burn down his girlfriend's house and assaulted her with a taco, according to a report from the sheriff's office.

Steven Erwin Stokes, 47, of Maryville is charged with domestic assault, aggravated domestic assault, failure to appear to in court for a misdemeanor charge and contempt of court, according to the Blount County Sheriff's Office.

The report states an argument started Friday afternoon when Stokes learned his 46-year-old girlfriend had a profile on an online dating website.

The girlfriend's adult nephew lives with her and returned from work while the couple argued. The report states Stokes "hit her in the face" and "was tearing up the house."

...

When the girlfriend picked up the phone, Stokes picked up a taco. He then pressed the taco into his girlfriend's face and pushed her down the hallway, according to BCSO's report.

The girlfriend yelled for her nephew to call the police, but Stokes threatened to attack the nephew if he made the call. Instead of calling the police, the nephew called a neighbor.

Stokes attacked the nephew, grabbing him by the neck with both hands.

Responding officers noticed "severe redness" on the nephew's neck. On the girlfriend, officers saw "remnants of a taco smeared on her face, as well as her black shirt."

Officers observed a cake and additional taco remnants on the kitchen floor.

http://www.wbir.com/news/crime/bcso-maryville-man-arrested-for-assault-with-taco/385161219

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
THOUSANDS of red Skittles that spilled onto Dodge County highway were intended to be fed to cows

Sheriff’s officials said it has been reported that the Skittles were intended to be feed for cattle, as they did not make the cut for packaging at the company.

Yes, they’re feeding candy to cows — and they’ve been doing it for years.

A former farmer told CNN affiliate WBAY that candy makers and bakeries often sell rejects to be used as cattle feed because they provide “cheap carbs.”

The practice goes back decades, but it picked up steam in 2012 when corn prices were surging and cattle farmers were looking for a cheaper way to keep their cows and other livestock fed.

“(It) is a very good way for producers to reduce feed cost, and to provide less expensive food for consumers,” said Ki Fanning, a livestock nutritionist with Great Plains Livestock Consulting, told CNNMoney at the time.

http://fox6now.com/2017/01/18/thousands-of-red-skittles-spill-onto-dodge-county-highway/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Australia Zoo Urges People to Catch Deadly Spiders as Antidote Runs Low

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/australia-zoo-urges-people-to-catch-deadly-spiders-as-antidote-runs-low/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Mop-wearing Florida man looking for eggs ‘terrified entire family'

"When police found Fields and asked him what he was up to, he reportedly told officers: “I was short of an egg and needed eggs to make a cake.”

http://www.kiro7.com/news/trending-now/mopwearing-florida-man-looking-for-eggs-terrified-entire-family/487663287

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Lettuce 'black market' emerges amid national salad shortage

On Thursday Tesco and Morrisons launched a crackdown to prevent customers from buying more than three Spanish-grown iceberg lettuces at a time in a bid to preserve stock.

But the ban has led to markets and causal sellers taking advantage of desperate salad fans by flogging them salad and vegetables for up to 10 times the usual price.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/03/lettuce-black-market-emerges-amid-national-salad-shortage/

That's that.

edit :

https://twitter.com/Parveen_Comms/status/827453856149864449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12 posted:

You know when you see a news story and think "Yes, this is the most British thing I've heard all day"?

An iceberg lettuce black market due to a shortage is one of those.

Teenager Arrested For Selling Lettuce to Desperate Vegans on Hove Street Corner

Paul Hayes, of London Road, was detained at 11.30pm after an anonymous tip off from the general public led the police to Grand Avenue where they discovered Mr Hayes ‘serving up’ to a large queue of vegans and health conscious Hove mums. A subsequent search of the suspect’s car revealed courgettes, aubergines and traces of broccoli.

https://brightonbulletin.com/2017/0...k&ICID=ref_fark

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
German woman 'decapitated lover with circular saw in bizarre sex game'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/14/german-woman-decapitated-lover-circular-saw-bizarre-sex-game/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Police warning: Don't open doors to 'any unfamiliar cattle'

http://www.wcvb.com/article/police-...rending+Content

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Men can eat their wives if severely hungry, says top Saudi Sheikh's fatwa

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/men-can-eat-their-wives-if-severely-hungry-says-top-saudi-sheikhs-fatwa/1/509944.html

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Bicyclist sues city of Denver saying street-sweeper chased, struck him

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/02/27/denver-street-sweeper-lawsuit/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
A twofer,

Iowa lawmaker says business degree was Sizzler certificate

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Iowa-lawmaker-says-business-degree-was-Sizzler-certificate-415244293.html

Husband jailed after torching wife's saxophone

"Grand Traverse sheriff’s Lt. Brian Giddis said deputies arrested a 46-year-old man after his wife, 36, told authorities her husband had drunkenly destroyed their apartment, threatened to slit his wrists with a box cutter and set a saxophone ablaze on a balcony."

http://www.record-eagle.com/news/local_news/husband-jailed-after-torching-wife-s-saxophone/article_51e4a304-200b-57c2-a1a5-5fe89f1bdf71.html

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
This Man Was Killed by His 6-Ton Porn Collection

"A 50-year-old Japanese man was found dead, buried beneath six tons (that’s more than 13,000 pounds, in case you’re curious) of porn magazines, the Daily Mail reports. Not only that, but his body wasn’t discovered until six months later when his landlord stopped by to inquire about why the man hadn’t paid his rent."

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/man-killed-6-ton-porn-collection

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
New Peeps-flavored Oreos reportedly turning people's poop pink

http://abc7chicago.com/food/new-peeps-flavored-oreos-reportedly-turning-peoples-poop-pink/1786781/

https://twitter.com/Elliegreentea/status/836515076085436417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It all makes sense now,

Lawmaker says ‘file cabinets full of booze’ at State House

A Rhode Island lawmaker says she’s surprised by the “insane amount of drinking” that goes on in the State House.

Providence Democratic Rep. Moira Walsh tells WPRO-AM that lawmakers have “file cabinets full of booze.” She says they recently took shots on the floor of the House of Representatives to celebrate Dominican Republic Independence Day.

Walsh, a new legislator who took office in January, says the drinking blows her mind and it’s “outrageous” that you can’t drive after two beers “but you can make laws that affect people’s lives forever when you’re half in the bag.”

http://whdh.com/news/lawmaker-says-file-cabinets-full-of-booze-at-state-house/

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Florida man vows to return to scene of urination

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-vows-return-scene-urination/053DwsdW4FJmeoILLaWhGO/

While being arrested, Lorusso told a warehouse employee “You may kick me off now, but I’ll be back,”

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Police called to South Euclid Taco Bell due to dispute over 'Fire' or 'Mild' sauce

SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio - A very saucy situation brought police to the Mayfield Road Taco Bell on March 12.

Employees were concerned when a disgruntled customer held up the drive-thru line because she didn't like the choices of sauce available to her. So, they called South Euclid police.

When they arrived, officers saw that the line was backed up by several car lengths, and asked the frustrated Taco Bell customer what the problem was.

According to the South Euclid police, she told officers the reason for the holdup was that Taco Bell was out of "Mild" sauce, her preferred condiment, and had only "Fire" sauce on hand.

She was also frustrated that Taco Bell would not give her the meal she ordered at half-price for the inconvenience she was facing.

Police advised the woman that this customer service matter "was not likely going to be resolved at the drive-thru window, and suggested she return the next day to speak to a manager."

She left the restaurant.

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/oh-cuyahoga/police-called-to-south-euclid-taco-bell-due-to-dispute-over-fire-or-mild-sauce

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Chef Arrested For Releasing Live Roaches At Anime Song Concert

According to police, on the evening of August 28th, Kazuyuki Kawatani, a 33-year-old chef from Osaka Prefecture, scattered at least 20 to 30 live cockroaches into the audience of the Animelo Summer Live 2016 anime song concert, which was being held at the Saitama Super Arena in Saitama City.

People who were in the audience at the concert told police that they witnessed the suspect release things that appeared to be insects as he was dancing to the live music.

Police have stated that the insects released at the event were Turkestan cockroaches, a type of flightless cockroach commonly sold as food for reptiles. They suspect that Kawatani bought the cockroaches at an event for buying and selling animals that was held earlier that day at the arena. It is unclear exactly how he managed to smuggle the cockroaches past the security check point people have to go through when entering the arena.

Kawatani was arrested on suspicion of forcible obstruction of a business. Kawatani has admitted to the allegations telling police "The one that released the cockroaches was me."

Police are currently attempting to ascertain the motive behind Kawatani's actions.

http://www.japankyo.com/2017/03/wac...e-2016.html?m=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZIktIqYxI

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Man infected with pig disease in freak laboratory accident

http://talkradio.co.uk/news/man-inf...k&ICID=ref_fark

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Boy survives ride through Saratoga County sewer line

A 14-year-old boy playing with two friends fell into an open sewer main Saturday and took a half-mile-long ride through a dark, smelly, wet sewer line before Saratoga County sheriff's deputies rescued him.

His 20-minute trip through the sewer pipe that traveled under the woods, across a creek and under Route 67 ended loudly.

"It was a curdling scream," Sgt. James Leonard said about the boy's cries for help that led deputies to him.

The deputies pulled the manhole cover off the county sewer line where it passed through the Curtis Industrial Park. They found the boy clutching the metal railings that serve as steps.

http://m.timesunion.com/local/article/Boy-survives-ride-through-Saratoga-County-sewer-11060411.php?cmpid=fbsocialflow

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Wonder what the state gun of Rhode island would be,

Texas plans to designate official state gun along with other weapons

The Texas state dish is chili, its tree is the pecan and its fish is the Guadalupe bass. And soon, Texas may have an explosive addition to its set of official symbols: plans are afoot for a state gun.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/09/texas-official-state-gun-cannon

AK47 would be California though, has to be.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Ice-addicted python 'on the edge' taken to prison rehab to 'dry out'

The cold-blooded methamphetamine addict has been incarcerated in the care of inmates and guards at a prison facility for animals that find themselves on the wrong side of the law in Sydney's west.

The python was seized in a raid on a drug lab where it had developed its habit after absorbing fumes and particles in the air as the drug ice was being manufactured, the Daily Telegraph reports.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/34987181/ice-addicted-snake-ready-to-re-enter-society-after-drying-out-in-nsw-prison/#page1

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
1,100 strangers showed up at his home for sex. He blames Grindr

Over the past five months, Matthew Herrick says that 1,100 men have showed up at his home and workplace expecting to have sex with him. Herrick is suing Grindr, the popular dating app for gay and bisexual men, because of it.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/technology/grindr-lawsuit/index.html

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Nigerian police this week found $43 million in an upscale apartment in Nigeria.

http://www.complex.com/life/2017/04/nigerian-police-get-anonymous-tip-43-million

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Penises hung in Yellow Springs vagina tree

http://www.dayton.com/news/local/penises-hung-yellow-springs-vagina-tree/mH6UMa3wvWk8dexUay8elN/

The police officer arrived at the scene after a business owner called around lunchtime to report that the man was being combative and yelling, the dispatcher said. The officer talked to the man.

“While he was free to hang penises in the vagina tree, he needed to stop shouting at passersby,” the police report says.

The dispatcher said the man hung about five penises in the tree and attempted to buy more felt from a Yellow Springs business. The shop owner refused.

The man removed the felt penises from the vagina tree the following day. The man said he had made his point, the dispatcher said.

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Sask. ranchers stunned as beaver herds 150 cattle

Curious heifers marched after beaver, rancher calls event a very Canadian moment

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/sask-ranchers-stunned-beaver-1.4073018

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