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3 - 5 slices of ham a day for 8 years. Should have eaten more.
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I love hearing about Jerry Adams because it always reminds me of this tweet. 
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Sep 22, 2018 22:24
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Azathoth posted:Little known fact, more than 75% of pigeons in New York City can be traced genetically to the pigeon works there. It's said that prior to the Civil War, they could smelt up to 50,000 pigeons an hour, but they never recovered from the destruction of Schofield's siege. It's also where the FBI was founded. Originally it was set up as a task force to find out how to recover from the destruction and called the Flying Bird (what they used to call pigeons in the South) Investigation. While it was unsuccessful in it's original role the framework was used to build what we all know and love today as the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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Sep 25, 2018 22:54
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Oct 2, 2018 22:28
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Besesoth posted:I've never had a single delivery business ask for the CVC over the phone. They don't need it if they're using a standard system and aren't supposed to ask for it. It's the cam sites that should have needed the CVC and that shouldn't have been gotten from phone ordered wings. Thus making the story that he must have memorised it after hearing him order wings so many times is implausible.
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Oct 11, 2018 01:14
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Say Nothing posted:I'm wondering if this is viral marketing for something, because this looks exactly like David Schwimmer. I'm not seeing it 
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Oct 25, 2018 09:19
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That's $355 per pair of pants. Lululemon isn't that expensive. This has to be some sort of drug reporting price markup business.
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Oct 28, 2018 21:58
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Phlegmish posted:No jury in the world would convict him. [spoiler]They do[\spoiler]
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Nov 1, 2018 11:08
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The only thing strange about this is that people reported him to the police 
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Nov 15, 2018 02:34
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Tiggum posted:Here's Everything You Need To Know About The Drama Surrounding Bunnings' Sausages Wars have been started over regional names for sausage sangas.
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Nov 15, 2018 08:22
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GrossMurpel posted:No one has ever suggested that a fat person should stop literally intaking any food until they become thin.  In 1965 a man suggested he do this to himself. He dropped from 486 lbs to 180 lbs.
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Nov 16, 2018 21:24
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For those of us who don't know what DMSO is this is what Wikipedia has to sayquote:Use of DMSO in medicine dates from around 1963, when an Oregon Health & Science University Medical School team, headed by Stanley Jacob, discovered it could penetrate the skin and other membranes without damaging them and could carry other compounds into a biological system.
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Nov 17, 2018 04:23
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Terminally woke person: Furries are people too Furries: No we're not!
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Nov 19, 2018 03:07
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mrkillboy posted:Ridiculous event planned to protest Bunnings’ sausage sizzle change The dumbest thing to protest being protested in the dumbest way possible
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Nov 20, 2018 07:05
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rodbeard posted:Why are people buying sausage at a hardware store and why is it served on supermarket white bread? Wait till you find out about voting in Australia. ne: Democracy Sausage Wikipedia link
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Nov 20, 2018 12:06
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Scathach posted:So uh...what's stopping me from picking the robot up and moving it a space over? And what if someone parks in your spot after payment and before deployment? As if people are going to pick it up. 
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Nov 20, 2018 23:49
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By popular demand posted:Being brought down by depraved Chinese women is how I want to die. Unfortunately we have you down as it being anime nazis instead. Sorry about that.
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Nov 21, 2018 09:56
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Guess my brain cells are dying, because I read “Karate Beckinsale.” That's not really any less stupid than what is written there.
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Nov 26, 2018 20:09
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The actual takeaway from this was kill all Christians but the ginger fuhrer was too stupid to see that too.
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Nov 27, 2018 20:41
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The MSJ posted:People outraged at Australian "deconstructed" ham sandwich. We don't put strawberries on ham sandwiches. Not the least of which because you wouldn't serve needles to your customers.
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Nov 28, 2018 23:58
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Tiggum posted:What do they think hazing is? How could that be anything else? Hazing being an initiation thing forced on people. From the sounds of it the kids were most likely doing some stupid dare type activity rather than a forced hazing ritual. Never discount what sort of stupid people will get up to for a dare / peer recognition.
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Dec 4, 2018 05:27
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Samuringa posted:I'm sorry, Shadow Culture and the Arts Minister? Is this Museum in Hogwarts? Shadow is the term for opposition minister. You have the elected offical who is the minister for arts and then an elected member of the opposition is given the portfolio to stay abreast of everything that is going on in that ministry as well. Basically it's the opposition trying to stir up a culture war to win the homophobic vote.
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Dec 11, 2018 22:26
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Jesus christ $60k / year for losing 20% of your life is a joke.
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Dec 20, 2018 02:30
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It's the jury not giving a poo poo about his alibi that is the real messed up part. Dude spent 19 years behind bars because a jury went 'coloured and criminal, we don't give a poo poo about the fact it couldn't be you. Off to prison'
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Dec 20, 2018 03:29
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GrossMurpel posted:What, like in the same time it took him to reach 101 with Coors? That sounds horrible. What, you've never heard of someone living a double life before?
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Dec 22, 2018 23:21
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Lot of goons showing they've been denied entry to places for looking like goons.
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Dec 30, 2018 00:09
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No one ever remembers the bunyip. Poor forgotten bunyip.
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Ahahaha, another instant classic from the team at Clickhole.
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Jan 8, 2019 22:33
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Slippery posted:Gotta solve the double dating problem first, then implement secure nuptial contracts Too late, they're on the blockchain now so unless you have 51% of the computing power there is no going back.
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Jan 13, 2019 21:00
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:Osteoporosis is a milk-drinking country problem, but research is still incomplete. There is also this: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/can-drinking-too-much-milk-make-your-bones-more-brittle/ You can't talk about him without posting his first viral stupidity. Like that lady with the nephew ARMY who died three times to tunnels on the USA / Mexico border this was very funny until you realised it wasn't a joke. 
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Jan 13, 2019 21:03
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Platystemon posted:This is supposed to be paleo? Pete Evans is a gibbering moron. There is nothing about him or his life that isn't absolute wank. Anything that he can do to push his stupid ideas and sell books he will do. As was posted earlier this includes promoting staring directly at the sun with no eye protection to promote 'good health.' Whether he always got high on his own supply or if he just lived the lie so long that it become true is up to the reader to guess but this guy is one of the most poisonous people in existence - all dressed up as a trendy chef.
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Jan 14, 2019 01:23
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Smash Mouth did it better
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Knormal posted:
At least she's living her best life. Shine on lady, not everyone can be as baller as you.
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Jan 16, 2019 04:48
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Congratulations on getting a date OP.
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Jan 18, 2019 03:07
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Boy opens message in bottle on beach but finds note from men 'out our nuts on cocaine'
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Jan 20, 2019 09:17
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Whooping Crabs posted:Man Builds Actual Bomb in Restaurant to Show We're All Too Cavalier About Bomb Threats Even if you wanted to make this stupid point why would you use real explosives. Accidentally setting it off is always going to be a risk (even if minute). Even if the point you were making was a valid one, it being a live bomb doesn't actually help prove your point any better than a fake one does.
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Jan 21, 2019 03:16
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The statement from the police seems to confirm that the guy was right about people not paying attention to what's going on around them. I mean, yeah, he should still be charged, but he wasn't wrong. He just proved his point in a stupid and dangerous way. Just draw a comic with everyone staring at their phones like every other hack who wants to make this point.
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Jan 21, 2019 22:53
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Dylan16807 posted:What does "openly building a bomb" look like? All you need to do is splice a couple wires and put your phone/stopwatch next to some explosives. It looks like any other "guy poking a circuit", and 99% of people with actual intent to bomb would do that part at home. It's a nonsense threat model, and it doesn't prove that people are too lax since false alerts have their own cost too. It's not a false alert if it's a real bomb rollsafe.jpg
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Dachshundofdoom posted:CDC warns Americans not to kiss their hedgehogs 
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