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Wheat Loaf posted:"Jez" or "Jezza" is often a shortened form of "Jeremy" (e.g. Jeremy Clarkson is colloquially known as "Jezza"), sort of like "Gaz", "Gazza" or sometimes "Gal" for "Gary". What is the deal with the UK making crazy shortened versions of words. Seeing "christmas presents" shortened to "crimbo pressies" is.... is ......  .
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Apr 24, 2015 01:53
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Please change thread title to The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Man Killed To Death - WITH COOKIES!
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She probably one of those types that has to let everyone within earshot know that "I just haven't eaten in 3 WHOLE HOURS, and I'm feeling lightheaded. It's probably my bloodsugar/electrolytes/midiclorians."
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May 14, 2015 02:20
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Alouicious posted:I, also, make judgments about people based on one news headline. Your allowed to do that when they go missing for 12 hours and decide that they were going to die unless they drank they own titty juice.
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May 14, 2015 05:12
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May 17, 2015 12:56
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Maybe she was just really efficient and set up a robocall system.
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May 27, 2015 04:20
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Might help if he didn't look like he just got sorted into Slytherin Are we sure his dad isn't Frank Zappa?
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Jun 19, 2015 00:30
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Nastyman posted:I for one welcome our new arachnid overlords. BOO THIS MAN!
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Jun 28, 2015 14:07
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Dienes posted:I remember hearing it is missing a lot of common items and objects, so instead of 'table' you had to say something like 'flat thing for putting upon.' Isn't that basically how some actual languages work?
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Jul 13, 2015 22:23
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syscall girl posted:No one has said it yet so here goes. "air conditioner" is a two word phrase to describe something that is less succinct and descriptive than "cold machine." Yeah, but cold machine is no better. Does it make the air cold? Or does it make water cold so it forms ice? Or is it for making food cold? All words or terms are subjective, since unless you want to name everything with an overly descriptive sentence, they all have a meaning which is partiallty descriptive and partially interpretive.
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Jul 15, 2015 00:53
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Only the coolest moms go with their sons to EVO.
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Jul 19, 2015 03:33
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Four times in ten days? Sounds like he came dead last in that "marathon".
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Jul 20, 2015 03:28
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The preferable nomenclature in the US is "Bacon me, BITCH!"
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Aug 2, 2015 02:08
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BgRdMchne posted:What's wrong with the Canadians? Bacon is supposed to come from the back or belly where all the fat is, not the loin which has too much lean. Nobody in Canada actually eats that stuff.
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Aug 3, 2015 01:55
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RandomFerret posted:You know those stories where a little old lady lifts up a car because her grandkids are trapped under it? Considering we live in the age of cameras everywhere, and seemingly no one has ever captured this happening and posted it on Youtube, this has probably never actually happened and is just a "story".
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Sep 15, 2015 05:46
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Snapchat A Titty posted:First Law of Self-driving Cars: Ram everything No no no. The three laws of robotomobiles are: 1.) Find a Farmers Market 2.) Run over several fat women 3.) Play recording of "I thought I was hitting the brake." when police arrive
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Oct 24, 2015 12:01
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Definitely sounds like a problemattic issue.
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Nov 19, 2015 21:14
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"For the second time in a week, the US throws out a billion dollars that probably could've gone to much better use."
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Jan 16, 2016 10:15
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Trent posted:Where does one apply Around back.
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Jan 31, 2016 07:25
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Bill Cosby?
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Feb 3, 2016 09:14
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You boneheads. If we don't have sex with monkeys, how do you expect to get AIDS-2 happening?!
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Feb 13, 2016 06:15
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:By eating monkeys. Same as HIV-1. I'm sure there was a lot of monkey eating going on at the jungle brothel.
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Feb 13, 2016 09:00
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Sakurazuka posted:I though shark skin was so abrasive it'd be like petting sandpaper, or does that vary between species? It varies, but it's not like it's painful generally. It would only really affect you if a shark whipped past you fast and you were up against it's skin.
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Mar 17, 2016 08:16
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Snapchat A Titty posted:theres no way any of those inch marks match up to actual inches Any other science you want to drop on us, Mr. Wizard?
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Apr 24, 2016 00:38
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I think when they say "Almost human with it's warm eyes.", it means it will pluck your bloody, still-warm eyes from your skull in a fit of banana-madness.
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Apr 27, 2016 20:30
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Phlegmish posted:I was so sure this was going to be in the US Canada has it's own "The South/Florida". It's Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba. Dollars to donuts the people involved in this were originally from one of those provinces.
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Jul 2, 2016 13:57
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Awesome titles indeed. Please don't doxx the court case about my golden cock.
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Aug 20, 2016 16:00
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IamnotJoe posted:... are we sure we want to go down that rabbit hole? 
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Aug 30, 2016 14:39
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Robiben posted:That news site is pretty good. I'd believe those fucken polls. More than a few people I've talked to are completely convinced ghosts are real. The frustrating thing is their "evidence" is so flimsy it's laughable. It's not like they're full on "I talked to a ghost and it told me about things from my future, and they came true!" It's always "I was half asleep in bed and I think it was sort of dark in the corner of my room, therefore ghosts are 100% real." Like, it's dumb enough you're even putting stock in the concept of ghosts, but even then your evidence is a loving shadow? At night? WHILE YOU WERE HALF ASLEEP?!? Man, I was at 7-11, and this guy coughed weird and it sort of sounded like a growl, therefore he must've actually been Bigfoot. Yep, samskwatches are real now guys. They really like Big Bite Hotdogs and grape Slurpees.
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Aug 31, 2016 07:55
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Murphy Brownback posted:Bigfoot believers are even worse because 90% of the time all the evidence they have is hearing a banging noise in the woods or found a tuft of hair on a tree once. The other 10% who think they saw one are lying or saw a bear or something. I always imagined on those "Bigfoot Hunter" TV shows, when the hunters make a hooting sound and get a response from "bigfoot" in the distance, it's actually just another crew from a competing bigfoot TV show filming a mile away responding to the call.
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Aug 31, 2016 11:21
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dobbymoodge posted:It's happened in a couple other places in NC and SC at least, and it always seems to be in poor posts of town. Maybe it was a leprechaun.
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Sep 10, 2016 13:23
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Yeah, virgin at 18 isn't as weird as virgin at 34, but it's still pretty weird.
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Sep 20, 2016 03:24
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He's the man, the man with the Tight-rear end touch.
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Sep 22, 2016 12:34
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Oh, oh thank god! For second there I thought musicians were starting to fall in with the fringe element.
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Sep 29, 2016 05:54
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:What is that thing anyway, some kind of . . . large soda?? It's a liter of cola.
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Oct 7, 2016 21:46
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I think you'll find it's actually a Muppet Pastor defense.
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Oct 20, 2016 05:48
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Every man in america wishes they could be in that chicken-coma right now.
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Jan 18, 2017 08:53
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The next law they're going to pass is abolishing International Womens Day.
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That's one sexy reast.
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