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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Weird News Headlines: Twerk will set you free
 
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Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Say Nothing posted:



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Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
 Man burned by fajitas while praying can't sue Applebee's

If only it said "Man burned by Applebee's twice" it would be perfect.
:911:

* # ¿ Mar 7, 2015 07:01
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Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
 "Don't mess with our butthole, say residents."

* # ¿ Mar 10, 2015 16:58
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Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Karma Monkey posted:

Either way, he was biting off more than he could chew.

:golfclap:

* # ¿ Apr 18, 2015 21:29
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