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Portal will clear longstanding D.C. traffic snarl. I was extremely disappointed to learn no Apperture Science technology was used.
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Left Ventricle posted:That is precisely what I expected such a man to look like. Bill Gates Bin Laden
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Lime Tonics posted:Frozen hash browns recalled due to possible golf ball contamination If the current thread title wasn't funnier I'd suggest: quote:Eating pieces of golf ball could pose a choking hazard or cause physical injury to the mouth.
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May 11, 2017 11:56
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/17/cyclops-goat-born-with-one-eye-is-worshiped-by-villagers-in-india-6643422/ Cyclops goat owns.
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/CharlestonPD/status/865624683038646272 If you ever visit historic Charleston S.C., riding in one of those carriages down the cobblestone streets is a hoot. Edit: Your perpetrator... 
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Speaking of Neo Nazis: ‘Alt-right’ leader loses gym membership after confrontation quote:A leading figure in the “alt-right” movement had his gym membership revoked after a Georgetown University professor confronted him during a workout and called him a neo-Nazi. http://wtop.com/virginia/2017/05/alt-right-leader-loses-gym-membership-after-confrontation/
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Turn up the heat: National Zoo’s giant panda Mei Xiang ready to breedquote:WASHINGTON — The National Zoo’s giant panda Mei Xiang appears to be in heat, and zookeepers are making preparations for the small window of opportunity they have to get her pregnant. If you live in and around D.C., the National Zoo pandas having sex and making babies is more important than elections, protests, impeachment, or the (horrible) Redskins.
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Lime Tonics posted:Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python Scroll down and look at the bloody bathroom pictures...like something from a CSI episode...
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Perhaps a hamster posted:Mum and Daughter tricked into licking feet of Poundworld staff who rode them like horses  W T F
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Here's your follow up article on GIANT PANDA SEX. 9 things you never wanted to know about giant panda sex (but we asked anyway) http://wtop.com/science/2017/05/9-things-never-wanted-know-panda-sex-asked-anyway/slide/1/   I tried urine hoping once, but it was after I downed six beers and I failed to mate too.
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Are we sure this isn't fake news?
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SpacePig posted:While it's not exactly out of the realm of possibility that something like this could happen, the article itself almost goes out of its way to not mention the club by name, or identify the witnesses in any reports. Oh well, no diarrhea cha cha cha for us.
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Here's a special delicious diarrhea headline we can all get behind. ‘Special,’ ‘delicious,’ ‘diarrhea’: Google reveals states’ most misspelled words http://wtop.com/living/2017/05/special-delicious-diarrhea-google-reveals-states-misspelled-words/
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That's a Disney movie that writes itself. That bee guy needs to sell his movie rights. Get The Rock to star and you've got liquid honey Hollywood gold.
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chitoryu12 posted:He's lucky he didn't get thrown off the top into a street full of molten lead. https://i.imgur.com/tm923JZ.gifv
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Lime Tonics posted:Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit That's not Kid Rock, that's Jeff Foxworthy.
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Monkeys swarm (Florida) man's property http://www.wftv.com/news/local/monkeys-swarm-ocala-mans-property/552589371 https://mobile.twitter.com/LSeabrookWFTV/status/883428838914568193 quote:Pritchard had put out a feeder with a camera to catch photos of deer, but instead, he got monkeys. Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 17:55 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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Collateral Damage posted:I'm usually not bothered by spiders, but even I would start considering nuke it from orbit based options at that point.
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Jul 24, 2017 13:10
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Millennials Unearth an Amazing Hack to Get Free TV: The Antenna http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/millennials-unearth-an-amazing-hack-to-get-free-tv-the-antenna/ar-AApmLwm  Millenials!!!!!
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The dude who fought a bald eagle in his hot air ballon owns.
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Aug 8, 2017 12:12
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Lime Tonics posted:uhhh... ONE OF THEM WAS SHOWING HIS PENIS IN LIKE 4 SECONDS. They had to put that in caps cause its serious science stuff. Also, there's your thread title please.
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Here we go again! Panda-monium! National Zoo’s panda might be pregnant Federal law requires all news articles about panda pregnancy at the National Zoo to use the word "Panda-monium" in the headline.
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If you want to know what the Washington D.C experience is like these days under the Trump administration, any given day can look like this: http://wtop.com/dc-transit/2017/09/juggalos-rallies-lots-traffic-headaches-weekend/ Juggalos, a pro Trump rally, an anti Trump rally, an airshow, and a Latino cultural festival. God forbid you plan to drive your car and try to park somewhere in this insanity, just stay home.
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 http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648 “If they were alone with a female, the males just grew a normal-sized penis, but if there were other males around, they had the ability to change dramatically,”
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German zoo hopes to cure panda's bad walking habit with sex http://www.reuters.com/article/us-g...Breuters.com%5D
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“Guys, I know we’re about to go into the Molten Core and beat Ragnaros, but the girlfriend wants sex. Let me go tell her no, and I’ll be right back.”
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The Lone Badger posted:How do we know that though? 
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/03/28/turtles-use-flippers-like-hands-grasping-jellyfish-karate-chopping/ Turtles evolve to use flippers like hands and karate-chop prey No word on whether they were taught by a wise old rodent.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5577837/Indian-woman-saves-goat-fighting-tiger-stick.html Indian woman saves goat after fighting a tiger off with a stick… and then takes selfie of her injuries I don’t know which to post.  or  So I’m posting both.
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Cythereal posted:To be fair, those jingles can be annoying as gently caress. My dad always told me they play music to let kids know when the ice cream is sold out.
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I thought it now said “and remember, gently caress Facebook.”
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Do you know what they call a cheeseburger in Paris?
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ultrafilter posted:'I lost 125 pounds and decided to get a divorce': Woman who changed her life after she 'saw a bigfoot' is SUING California after national park officials say it was just a bear She lost the weight so she could go gently caress a Bigfoot or something and is now suing to prove it was real? 
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The MSJ posted:Pretty much this guy's career. WHY WOULD YOU CHOSE THIS CAREER PATH???
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