Say Nothing posted:

Convex posted:

Florida Man Mistakenly Texts Narcotics Captain To Sell Drugs; Gets Arrested

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An Orlando attorney who specializes in representing men in divorce cases has been charged with punching his wife and pulling her hair during a fight in his car while he was driving, according to police records.

Jeffrey Feulner, 43, who operates the Men's Divorce Law Firm, is charged with domestic violence battery, a misdemeanor. He has pleaded not guilty.

The incident happened three days before his wife, Ashlie Feulner, 41, filed for divorce.

According to a police report, Feulner was driving his wife in his Chrysler 300 near the intersection of Mills Avenue and Princeton Street on Sept. 18 when he began yelling, and she began to record their fight on her cell phone.

He snatched away the phone, and she tried to get it back, she told police.

"According to the victim, the suspect started hitting her with his hands and fists while swerving the vehicle all over the road," the report said.

He also pulled her hair so hard that some of it came loose, something confirmed by police when they found loose strands, according to the report.

Police noted that she also had a bruise and small laceration.

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A British teen who was found collapsed on the landing outside his room at a children's home last August died from using too much spray-on deodorant, the Telegraph reports.

"He sprayed it all over himself and succumbed to the effects of the gas," Kent Online quotes the coroner as saying. A doctor says 16-year-old Thomas Townsend died from "circulation collapse caused by butane gas inhalation." The cause of death came to light at an inquest this week, reports Metro.co.uk.

“He would not take showers but would stand there with a deodorant and spray half the can on him," says the teen's mother. "Then he would spray aftershave to cover up BO."

Police found 42 cans of deodorant, hair spray, and other products in Townsend's room at the children's home near Folkestone, Kent Online reports. His mother says she didn't know her son had so many cans but says he was "a big hoarder."

Croisquessein posted:

I fondly remember his articles on telemarketers and the Do Not Call list.

http://m.deseretnews.com/article/515036176/Feel-poor-telemarketers-pain.html?pg=all

tl,dr: he published the number of one telemarketing company and they had to shut it down from all the calls they recieved from the public.

Regrettable posted:

A little late, but this doesn't seem that weird to me. If you're going to a nudist beach and don't intend to be nude yourself, you're probably a loving pervert.

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She awoke from what she thought was a dream to quickly realize someone was in bed with her, rubbing her buttocks. That someone turned out to be a friend without any pants on, according to a police report.

Christopher "Topher" O'Bitts, 29, of Fort Lauderdale, is now jailed on two charges of sexual battery.

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Police in Florida say an angry dog sent three people to the hospital after one tried to put a sweater on it.

Goober Peas posted:

Volcott posted:

Massachusetts Town Begs Residents to Stop Calling About Fish

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/13/us/sunfish-wareham-police.html

Lady Disdain posted:

So is the McD's AI in cahoots with the FBI agent and the covid vaccine that are spying on/controlling people, or are these 3 competing entities ?

fistful of hammers posted:

During a Hudson city council meeting on Tuesday, [Hudson, OH] Mayor Craig Shubert expressed concern that ice fishing could lead to prostitution.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1501096803927740417

Whooping Crabs posted:

Is Elon his own grandpa?

Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/meghanncuniff/status/1552145108765511680?s=21&t=V_2bCcvxqJ_pmH9QLfZjxg

“Antifa made me distribute child porn” is the wildest defense I’ve ever heard.

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A 27-year member of the Long Beach Police Department, Brown initially caught a break when a colleague called him in May 2020 and told him an account associated with his phone number had been used to upload child porn to the Internet but that he would not face charges.

“The detective told the defendant that the investigation would be closed, but that if the detective received another complaint related to defendant, both cases would be presented for felony filing consideration,” according to a sentencing memorandum from Assistant U.S. Attorney Kathrynne Seiden of the Central District of California. “Defendant did not question why the detective was calling him and affirmed that he understood.”

The Long Beach Post reported the detective “only learned Brown was an LBPD officer after hanging up and looking him up in a law enforcement database.” A police spokesman declined to explain beyond saying the detective’s directive was “consistent with historical investigative best practices at the time,” according to the Post.

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Seiden also said the small number of images and videos “would carry significantly more weight had the government been able to accurately assess the number of images and videos in defendant’s possession.” Instead, Brown reset his phone after the detective contacted him, so federal agents were not “able to assess what and how many images and videos defendant had in his possession — only those he uploaded to his MeWe library.”

Still, prosecutors declined to seek a longer sentence for obstruction of justice because they said they “cannot say for certain that the materials defendant deleted contained additional evidence of defendant’s crime.”

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Seiden also took issue with probation’s assessment that Brown “was never psychologically suited to become a police officer due to his particularly sensitive an[d] empathetic nature.”

BattleMaster posted:

They need to think long and hard about how an article about jerking off to child porn written by a guy who ran a child porn magazine and child porn website got past their peer review

Tiggum posted:

How did the judges get past Epic? Surely you'd take one look and give that kid the prize. Zander, on the other hand, isn't even trying:

https://twitter.com/winniecode/status/1559672708589228033

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A registered sex offender who tried to buy a child he saw in a Port Orange Walmart store for $200,000 four years ago is back behind bars, accused of offering to buy another child.

Helmuth Kolb, now 85, was arrested Thursday for violating his probation after he allegedly offered to buy an 8-year-old girl from her mother in a Port Orange Winn-Dixie store last week.

Police say Kolb told the child's mother how pretty the child was, then out in the parking lot yelled at the mother that he would buy the child for $100,000.

2nd Amendment posted:

The High Five was invented by noted homosexual Glenn Burke and as such is a tool to recruit children into the CRT agenda.

Lady Disdain posted:

Is the curled fin a common feature, then ? Didn't that orca that killed someone at seaworld have a curled fin ? Was it this lad ?

e: a quick google search reveals two orcas that've killed people at seawolrd: Tilikum and Keto, both with curled dorsal fins.
Additional googling says that this is common for orcas in captivity, because being in captivity fucks them up [paraphrased].