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thepopmonster posted:Yeah, that's next door. I’m glad you repeated the joke to make sure we all stopped enjoying it
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Nov 8, 2020 19:40
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Suspended NASCAR driver says he didn't intentionally draw a swastika on his toaster strudel  “It was totally accidental”
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Nov 16, 2020 01:56
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Not all of them died
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Nov 24, 2020 04:36
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I won’t get to retire and I imagine many of you will not either. When I fail to perform sufficiently anymore the slug will erase me before I see it coming and what’s left over will be thrown down the memory hole
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Settle this with swords
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Jan 9, 2021 16:24
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:It's a jpeg, dumas I’m going to sarcastically call people Dumas too
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Apr 26, 2021 02:07
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:The internet makes you turgid Are you spying on me
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Apr 29, 2021 02:26
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Pastry of the Year posted:one phone call could solve this entire problem Nobody (2021) lookin good
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Apr 29, 2021 20:31
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Mummy milky
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May 1, 2021 02:13
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Inceltown posted:
Just because it didn’t lead to mounting and climax for you doesn’t mean that everyone else is weird
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May 10, 2021 15:12
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George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere
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Milo and POTUS posted:Some guy died in the pillar of a big box store after falling in the roof running from the cops Actually I made it out with only moderate brain damage
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I wonder if the publisher of that book has even had the wherewithal to go “Hmmm, maybe it’s weird that I see photos of children in normal clothing and think that it’s outrageously sexual in some way” Doubtful though tbh
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May 25, 2021 14:01
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Man in chipmunk costume robs Evangeline Parish pharmacy
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May 26, 2021 01:02
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GiP talks about seamen regularly too
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Jun 15, 2021 01:57
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Lobok posted:"I'm only going to say this once: I'm not releasing the parrot until my demands are met!" 
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Jul 8, 2021 16:26
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Tei posted:kind of like this old one How do points on a license work
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Aug 3, 2021 17:43
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wait, what? I still think you won Besides, who is around to say otherwise
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Aug 10, 2021 16:52
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Excite
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Aug 13, 2021 23:24
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:a bunch of posts I know Dane Cook if you want to get something going
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Sep 7, 2021 15:24
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Ah yes, Indian food. Well known for lacking in spices and variety
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Sep 12, 2021 17:13
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gently caress; I remember my first time. I was late to pay the fine but thankfully the cops fled instead of arresting me because I was dressed as Michael Myers and carrying a bloody knife
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Sep 15, 2021 16:52
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So she is self-harming in increasingly severe ways. Bad pattern
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Sep 19, 2021 21:45
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Has anyone had that chicken from Heaven Sent in Washington? I've heard that's supposed to be some bomb rear end chicken. What is rear end chicken?
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Sep 21, 2021 18:35
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Aspirin and Benadryl
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Sep 27, 2021 17:14
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I took my kids to dollar tree like three years ago and they already had an entire special section of stuff that was over $1 so what is changing
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Hard Top Big Bottom
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By popular demand posted:Probably got bit a bit while gasping for dear life, his last thoughts could have been on a fish nibbling on his scrotum. Back in prison the fresh fish were always expected to do this
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Nov 8, 2021 12:57
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Our side mounted ears make us really, really good at telling what direction a sound came from compared to dogs and cats. It's neat. I’m deaf in one ear. Chalk another one up to my animals over me
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Nov 12, 2021 22:04
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I think “streaming” was already the joke friend
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Nov 14, 2021 17:02
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Nov 15, 2021 23:51
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Sadly they haven’t lost anything of value but still get to make themselves martyrs over it because the thing they did lose is symbolic
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Dec 8, 2021 23:54
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Even the trees are obese in America e: But actually lots of homes have entryways and common areas that have very high ceilings and lots of Christmas trees are much bigger than that one. Lots of 10+ foot trees freeedr has a new favorite as of 17:10 on Dec 9, 2021 |
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Dec 9, 2021 17:08
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On Christmas Eve at 11:00 pm the fireplace turns into a hungry mouth and you put rodents into it one at a time and it chews them loudly. You do this until it is satisfied or else it will not let the fat gift elf into your home
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Dec 9, 2021 21:58
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He was loving right
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Dec 15, 2021 20:06
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I’m on the side of monkeys, but I also don’t want to be anywhere near them
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They Know Naught But Pong
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Zil posted:How? Why? Because of the heart attack scare. Please read before you ask these things
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