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Morter posted:I'm dumb. What am I looking at here? (From the gallery on the last page) The football players are out of order
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Wheat Loaf posted:No doubt a form of protest against either the British government or the European Union. Either seems equally likely. I'm so mad at this attempted wordplay
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http://koin.com/2015/03/26/suspecte...-dick-arrested/quote:The break in the case came late Wednesday night, Clackamas County deputies said, when Michael Dick was arrested in Gresham. Police were called both Tuesday and Wednesday night about a naked man masturbating in the Tickle Creek and Kelso Road area
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Nckdictator posted:19th Century tabloid "Illustrated Police News" had some pretty amazing headlines. There are great and are there more
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drgnwr1 posted:Woman Claims Sexual Assault By Toy In Hibachi Restaurant Was expecting this to involve a hibachi magic wand
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The MSJ posted:Vita Coco offers/threatens to send pee to one of their critics on social media. @VitaCoco gently caress that. Save that nasty poo poo for someone else. I would rather drink adult actor Stoya's piss but this will do for now my address is
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I never understood the charm. Well, the thing about strip clubs is you get to look at boobs
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Knormal posted:Don't worry, I got you. I would have gone for bulbous, almost football-shaped shaft and testes much more taut. The color's wrong, too.
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Jesus. I'm gonna show ten people that headline and see how many of them can work it out in 60 seconds.
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Domus posted:My sister in law had a gender reveal event. When her husband found out it was a boy, he was super excited. “Guess what the first thing I’m going to get him is?” “A suit?” “No” “A football?” “No! It’s a gun. I’m going to buy him a [place style of gun here] for when he gets older!”. I was torn between being disgusted by the idea of the gun, and the idea that he wouldn’t have bought it if it was a girl. I hate this, but/and aren't cops not required to do anything?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Been at least one trans goon who's said they've had relatives go 'If we had one of those for you, maybe you wouldn't be so confused'. ...a gun?
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Inceltown posted:I think they're clarifying what the OP meant. Oh. Well, I think we should give trans people guns anyway.
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Apr 25, 2021 00:40
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Fun thing, cops are specifically not required to pay child support for children they father while undercover. That can't be true. Is that true?
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Evilreaver posted:Outside of a dinosaur, a cell phone is a man's best friend oh jeez
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Bobby Digital posted:
I know this didn't happen in the bible, but it feels like one of those things that would have
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Jun 4, 2021 02:19
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They've got plastic surgery televangelist and his nephew, perennial conversion camp prom king youth pastor.
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"Myeh that's a real slick plan, but whadda the little squirrely-looking girls gonna do, boss?"
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the chief v2 posted:Does anyone have a link to a local newscast where there’s a backup anchor filling in and he starts the broadcast by introducing himself and then without pausing leading into the top story of the night about someone being beaten and killed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EO0c5L61xI
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Captain Hygiene posted:
It's funny how they asked the question like they didn't get it
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a story older than time
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"the Brains" the brains the brains
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That's offensive. When you do that you make the background color RED or PURPLE so that the end of the flag goes into it nice. And yellow? poo poo, that's like one of the least gay colors.
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:I'm clearly not an artist but my first thought was, "Sheesh did they just drive through a gay pride parade or field of unicorns or what?". Something about it being on the hood like that. Lobok posted:It's not like pride is stored in the truck nuts. Hood Cornz™
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i thought sheep food was free cause they walk aroudn eat grass
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In real countries, dollar stores sell things for one Euro or more.
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"It might seem a bit quirky," said Craig, "but I go to the [gay] bars to meet women. There are straight women there, and loads of gay men. God help me when the lads figure it out. [Laughs] But yeah, guys like me need a little trick sometimes to get an edge. Did you know that 80% of women compete for the top 20% of men? It's interesting. Take a look at your female friends' online dating accounts... these men look like James loving Bond."
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Except that people actually did this. They even used to print a braille version of Playboy that was, one assumes, just the articles. There was stereo reviews, but also stuff like a 14-page interview with someone like Gore Vidal, which in any other magazine would have been a one-page non-interview where they ask him to talk about his dogs because they don't actually want to give him a platform.
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Maybe you (who received the broken nose) informed him of the tragic nature of that color combination. (No issues with pink, but that pink and shiny black doesn't work with that beard/hair/face color.) You're right. But even beside that, they couldn't have gotten it more wrong. The shirt should be pink and the jacket black. They both look shiny and one of them should be matte. The point of a pocket square is to introduce a different color to the outfit, not one of the same! It should be gold or white or a pattern. And he should NOT be wearing a thin kilt that visibly reveals his erection (cropped out in this photo, but I was there.)
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Platystemon posted:They come in different shapes and I don’t know what that guy’s looked like, but it’s a small folding structure you can hang clothes on to dry. #4 is a clothes horse. The rest are racks
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quote:In New York in 2013, Del Bufalo gave a lecture and signed copies of his book, Porphyry, about the reddish-purple rock much used by Roman emperors. I would have named my book that just to make radio interviewers stumble over pronouncing it, but this guy thought of it first.
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Isn't the towing fees usually on the car's owner? There's a whole lovely industry based on it
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PSA check out r/tombstoning for unfortunate headline/photo juxtaposition that haven't been xeroxed and read aloud by talk show hosts a million times
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remind me again why that's constitutional?
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Antigravitas posted:A dry christmas tree is an absolutely scary fire hazard. Back when my family still bought christmas trees they'd put a bucket of water next to them, but if you've seen how they light up you know how laughably inadequate that is. Why not put it in the bucket of water? If the bucket's bigger than the tree, it'll be fine
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:We have a fragment of one from 3500 BCE. Sadly, it lacks the punchline. This one was recorded in the 4th century CE but probably dates from a few centuries earlier: i'm sure you're loving with us but it doesn't lack the punchline
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Platystemon posted:
You're not kidding. Would have lived if he were reading a recipe written in drams, pinches, and smidgens.
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"ooh, that sounds bad. the readers are going to misinterpret this as an example of cops being bad."
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Was there one where he made gay food for a gay wedding
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Who's gonna be the third incest headline?
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it's cool to be creative in bed, but why talk to reporters about it
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