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Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

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Man Wearing SpongeBob Shirt Allegedly Exposed Himself In Front of a Woman

The police sketch is beautiful.

https://twitter.com/FerndalePolice/status/1009496349782536192

Also, they caught the curly haired bastard.

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Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

ImpAtom posted:



I am unreasonably amused by the phrase "Alexandria Library of Hentai."

50 terabytes of hentai lost in time, like tears in rain.

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

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University of Michigan says it shut down a campus library for two days after discovering venomous spiders

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull
They did apologize to students for shutting down the library; I assume that extends to the venomous spiders as well.

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull
Khetag Pliev suffers severed finger during match, undergoes emergency surgery

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The fight, which was part of an event put on by Cage Fury Fighting Championship and aired on UFC Fight Pass, was stopped when the referee noticed Pliev was missing his left ring finger.

For several minutes, those in the venue were searching for the stray digit. Event promoter Rob Haydak said officials looked all around the cage, and there was even an announcement over the PA system asking people to look for it inside 2300 Arena.

Haydak said it was ultimately discovered that the finger had come off and was lodged inside Pliev's glove all along.

quote:

"It was crazy," Haydak said. "He didn't even flinch. He was getting ready to do the [official] decision and I was like, 'Uh, guys, get him out of the cage and go put his finger back on.'"

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Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

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Livonia Burger King employee points handgun at customers after disagreement on payment method

He achieved the dream of so many fast food workers. Godspeed Dustin.

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