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But a certain moderator of a certain sub-forum of the something awful forums is having a mid-life crisis. I would never tell you his name, but he is 44 years young and his name is something like canine-accident veracity. please let it be known that he is very old and the lack of testosterone in his system is making him unstable and prone to outbursts and the unadvised purchase of mazda miatas. Is there something we can do as a forum to cheer him up and help him to to terms with his advanced age? |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:10
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FartGhost posted:i didn't know you modded a forum I'm only 39, but I am starting to feel the pull of mazda miata ownership tugging at my giant prostate |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:12
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I got a 3 |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:13
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I haven't been disappointed |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:13
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Nov 4, 2014 22:14
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Nov 4, 2014 22:15
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BERGfu posted:I got a 3 gently caress off with your 3. this thread is about old men like forum mod Mutt Smash Legitimacy and myself longing for the sweet driving characteristics of the Mazda MX5 Miata |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:17
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miatas are fun and enjoyably zippy cars, you don't know what you're talking about. 
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Nov 4, 2014 22:18
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LappyDore64 posted:miatas are fun and enjoyably zippy cars, you don't know what you're talking about. 35-55 year old man spotted. |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:19
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Mazda MX-5 was the best looking car in Sony Playstation 2 video game Need for Speed: Underground (2003) so i think they're cool |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:20
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Cumt posted:Mazda MX-5 was the best looking car in Sony Playstation 2 video game Need for Speed: Underground (2003) so i think they're cool While this is true, I think we're getting off topic here. We need to find a way to help BOYB mod Hound Blast Authenticator find acceptance in his new role as manager, father figure, and Mazda MX5 Miata owner. |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:23
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he could start by reading the owner's manual, it's a good way to get acquainted with your vehicle and often includes a number of very helpful tips on safety and usage.GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:35-55 year old man spotted. you're only as old as you feel, john, and after the weekend i've had and the stuff i have to do for school, i guess yeah, i am. |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:26
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I thought this was the sassy sexy teens forum 
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Nov 4, 2014 22:29
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:gently caress off with your 3. this thread is about old men like forum mod Mutt Smash Legitimacy and myself longing for the sweet driving characteristics of the Mazda MX5 Miata You have kids don't you john? Can I interest you in a six? |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:31
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it's diesel |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:32
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if i could name names i would name godspeed john glenn handsome francis |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:32
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Luvcow posted:I thought this was the sassy sexy teens forum That's what I thought as well, but then it was revealed that our leader, Cur Collision Verisimilitude is, in fact, a middle aged man. |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:32
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Iggy Koopa posted:if i could name names i would name godspeed john glenn handsome francis thanks, sid. what would you name old, broken down mod Pup Damage Correctness? |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:34
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matt damon |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:34
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Iggy Koopa posted:matt damon 
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Nov 4, 2014 22:35
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Iggy Koopa posted:matt damon 
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Nov 4, 2014 22:36
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:That's what I thought as well, but then it was revealed that our leader, Cur Collision Verisimilitude is, in fact, a middle aged man. Matt Damon turned 44 October 8th....  I thought it was a joke but add Matt to the famous goons list with: Kesha Pauly Shore Robin Williams |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:36
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we should get him an arduino kit, my dad settled down with little programmable electronics stuff as a hobby some time ago and loves it |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:36
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Luvcow posted:Matt Damon turned 44 October 8th.... 
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Nov 4, 2014 22:37
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He's probably four years late on a prostate exam 
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Nov 4, 2014 22:37
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matt damon i beg you please get your prostate checked, my dad thought he should go without getting his butt touched by the doctors, but guess what he had butt cancer and they saved his life, save your life matt damon. do it today. |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:38
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Security Drone posted:we should get him an arduino kit, my dad settled down with little programmable electronics stuff as a hobby some time ago and loves it That's a good idea. I was also thinking about an old motorcycle that he could work on in his free time that he is totally going to ride around town 'some day'. |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:38
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Iggy Koopa posted:matt damon i beg you please get your prostate checked, my dad thought he should go without getting his butt touched by the doctors, but guess what he had butt cancer and they saved his life, save your life matt damon. do it today. Kidding aside actually go do this because someone I know recently passed away from a hemorrhoid who didn't have his butt checked. he was 76 |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:40
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i think we should get him an african american friend, maybe one who is versed in the various instruments involved in making blues music, maybe we can get him a little guitar and he and his black friend can play the blues together, i think thats a thing that middle aged men like, especially dads! |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:40
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Iggy Koopa posted:i think we should get him an african american friend, maybe one who is versed in the various instruments involved in making blues music, maybe we can get him a little guitar and he and his black friend can play the blues together, i think thats a thing that middle aged men like, especially dads! this sounds a bit racist, sid, and we all know that Mongrel Demolition Reality is a warrior of social justice. |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:45
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im sorry about this |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:46
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I'm more concerned about the state if his investment accounts. It's all fine and good to drive around town in a miata, but if he isn't maxing out his 401k at this point he'll never be able to retire at a reasonable age. |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:51
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Iggy Koopa posted:im sorry about this It's ok, sid. I just hope this doesn't bother Puppy Slam Axiom as he may be suffering from, and I quote, "visible signs of aging such as loss of skin elasticity and graying of the hair. Physical fitness usually wanes, with a 5–10 kg (10–20 lb) accumulation of body fat, reduction in aerobic performance and a decrease in maximal heart rate. Strength and flexibility also decrease throughout middle age." -Wikipedia |
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Nov 4, 2014 22:52
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Nov 4, 2014 22:54
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LappyDore64 posted:also your wiener don't work so good.
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Nov 4, 2014 22:55
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LappyDore64 posted:also your wiener don't work so good. this is a lie |
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Nov 4, 2014 23:51
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ralp isnt a moderator hes an admin |
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Nov 4, 2014 23:53
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Sleepy Owl posted:ralp isnt a moderator hes an admin ralp wants a miata, but nobody will sell one to him |
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