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ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
I like the medieval mode, charging at each other like idiots, it's fun.

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Powercrazy posted:

They removed the ability to detonate stickies when taunting :/

:wth:
that is effed up

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

I love with every update they find something new and completely unrelated to break. Right now payload carts do not heal you or provide ammo, for absolutely no reason.

Soral
May 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDREe8YreMk

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

mabels big day posted:

I love with every update they find something new and completely unrelated to break. Right now payload carts do not heal you or provide ammo, for absolutely no reason.

Also some hella bad problems including being able to pass through formerly solid walls, and phantom cosmetics trailing you. Last night on Star's server, the cart wasn't able to actually move. I had to give up playing because I kept seeing a ghost of cosmetic's following me.

Which would be great and "wacky" except I'm actually trying to play the game.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Powercrazy posted:

Also some hella bad problems including being able to pass through formerly solid walls, and phantom cosmetics trailing you. Last night on Star's server, the cart wasn't able to actually move. I had to give up playing because I kept seeing a ghost of cosmetic's following me.

Which would be great and "wacky" except I'm actually trying to play the game.

poo poo better be fixed for next week's ugc game, because its upward. I don't want to push a cart that doesn't heal.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

mabels big day posted:

I love with every update they find something new and completely unrelated to break. Right now payload carts do not heal you or provide ammo, for absolutely no reason.

It's always with the carts. The bread update if you put bread down the payload hole the game was ruined. Makes sense I guess since Payload is one of the stupidest game types of all time.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The only stupider idea for a game mode I can think of you'd have to play APB or something to find.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Wormskull posted:

The only stupider idea for a game mode I can think of you'd have to play APB or something to find.

Have you played the haloween bumper cars thing yet? Its insanely and brutally cool.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Borsche69 posted:

Have you played the haloween bumper cars thing yet? Its insanely and brutally cool.

lmao

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
Prophunt should be an official TF2 game mode.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
mario_kart was a fun map

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

This is awesome.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010


Lol

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

I haven't played that map inforever. Its so good.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Borsche69 posted:

I haven't played that map inforever. Its so good.

It pwns

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Borsche69 posted:

I haven't played that map inforever. Its so good.

Many good times had on mario_kart

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012
Oh, big deal... OP knows how to copy and paste. Fucktard want a cookie?

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Mad Man Pusco posted:

Fucktard want a cookie?

[gives you a cookie]

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Borsche69 posted:

[gives you a cookie]

Heran Bago
Aug 18, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC7-DiM4j2U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o

:cawg:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Wormskull posted:

It's always with the carts. The bread update if you put bread down the payload hole the game was ruined. Makes sense I guess since Payload is one of the stupidest game types of all time.

Nah payload is actually a great map for an uncoordinated group of bad players because it provides a focus for action. 5cp is a better map type amongst equally skilled and experienced people but on pub servers that will rarely happen so 5cps are just rolls.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Payload is bad, and a bad idea.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Making poo poo that's "Alright" for people who are braindead is for the birds. CP is just better altogether.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Nothing stops payload from being just as much a steamroll except that there's a speed limit on it, making it worse in some ways because it's not just over when the other team wins.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Care not about the game mode and just shoot mans because 99% of the time your team is brainded

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

qnqnx posted:

Care not about the game mode and just shoot mans because 99% of the time your team is brainded

The circumstances of shooting men has everything to do with the game mode, and the payload game mode is a pool of goat diarrhea.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Wormskull posted:

The circumstances of shooting men has everything to do with the game mode, and the payload game mode is a pool of goat diarrhea.

defense or offense?

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Opinion time: payload is better on defense while spamming explosives, most ctf maps suck balls and 5cp maps are mostly good, the bad one being Process every time the playercount goes over 12

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Either one is rear end because defending is super campy and as passive as TF2 gets and offense I guess isn't as bad but once you've learned to stop the defenders from coming forward there isn't much to it. For that matter Attack/Defend game mode is also trash usually but at least in that one a lot of the maps are laid out such that there's more than one objective to attack or whatever, and if the game is bent toward offense at least they can end it right off or keep moving through significant states at a pretty high speed. In payload if either side is way better then you have to either wait for the cart or the first point timer, and there's only one way. CP at least will end right away, and has the most choices for players and teams to make if the game isn't going to roll over.

farsel
Aug 4, 2007


also all the payload maps are bad

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
only bronies and furries play this game anymore

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ4oWR7LVGI please watch this

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009
I started playing payload and now I cant stop cause i only know where the health packls are on pl and koth maps :(

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

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DrPaper
Aug 29, 2011

mabels big day posted:

Many good times had on mario_kart

it needs to come back now that bumper karts exist

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