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Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012



Budohead posted:

the what now

After the demons attack Adlehyde, they lock up the princess in the castle and you have to sneak out via the kitchen. If a single guard comes into contact with you you have to start over.

It's not really that bad it's just the guards move sorta randomly and fast and you wouldn't know to go to the kitchen unless you talked to a specific NPC in there that tells you about the underground passage hidden in there, and even then it's an easily forgettable detail.

And this is ignoring that I played the game earlier this year and forgot about this and had to look it up.

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LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

NERF THIS!


Machai
Feb 21, 2013



ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was




Smellrose


yeah

also i rented the n64 south park game a few times because it had farts and pee snowballs but eventually i figured it that it was just turok but boring

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005



Pork Pro

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.

Grimey Drawer

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009



Sir John Feelgood posted:

Home Alone for Sega Genesis.



Actually I didn't think it was cool, but I played it all the time because I had only four games.

I rented that like 5 times as a kid and its one of the worst genesis games ever

Xarbala
Feb 13, 2011

Rolling Thunder: War to the Knife, Knife to the Hilt

Why? , that's why.




From a while back, but is this game literally unwinnable? I got it in an AAFES bargain bin for five bucks over a decade and a half ago. Always got to a point where my colony's population would collapse for some reason I have yet to figure out.

Also I was going to post God of Thunder for the MS/DOS but thought better of it.

CaptainFish
Mar 31, 2011

It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!


Brasseye posted:

I rented that like 5 times as a kid and its one of the worst genesis games ever

Home Alone for the Genesis is extremely fun and innovative.

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

NERF THIS!


01011001
Dec 26, 2012




its still good

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

NERF THIS!


01011001 posted:

its still good

According to the gospel of xXxSePhIrOtH420bluntzzZxXx.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009



LuiCypher posted:

According to the gospel of xXxSePhIrOtH420bluntzzZxXx.
I wouldn't call what I say gospel.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014



01011001
Dec 26, 2012



Sir John Feelgood posted:

I wouldn't call what I say gospel.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...



Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011


Long ago I used to like Mortal Combat in arcades basically because it had blood and fatality stuff in it. In retrospect the animations were horrible and it was probably kind of poo poo.

I also played a fair bit of the x-files fmv game because everyone was obsessed with it at the time. I had a friend who had all the casefile numbers memorised. So at least I wasn't him

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009



Goofballs posted:

Long ago I used to like Mortal Com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs

Unhappy Meal
Jul 27, 2010

Some smiles show mirth
Others merely show teeth





Here have bad-ish game from a system next to no one actually owned, and most haven't even heard of, and as a bonus:



This thing is a case study in the hilariousness of localization, and game art. The in-game enemies keep swapping between cutesy and nightmarish (At least for a kid), and in the US they took the very anime storyline and turned it into He-Man complete with a full and very bad comic book, seriously go look it up for a good time.

I could also post Bloody Wolf, but that game is still good.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Unhappy Meal posted:



Here have bad-ish game from a system next to no one actually owned, and most haven't even heard of, and as a bonus:

Get the gently caress out of here.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012



boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD4g1N-4TSQ

Unhappy Meal
Jul 27, 2010

Some smiles show mirth
Others merely show teeth



Pastry of the Year posted:

Get the gently caress out of here.

Hey hey, I used '-ish' for a reason. It's not like the TG16 had an abundance of truly bad games.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005



Pork Pro


holy poo poo yea

this is one i recently verified is actually not good

Iron Casanova
Dec 7, 2012



This game made me want a TG16.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009



most of them

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.



I too, watched cartoon animals poop.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007



Asimo
Sep 23, 2007



also all you loving brats linking psx and n64 games, do your parents know you're up this late? you have school tomorrow

nvm no cake
Feb 27, 2011



Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.



gently caress you

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox


Asimo posted:

also all you loving brats linking psx and n64 games, do your parents know you're up this late? you have school tomorrow

The PSX was my first system and I'm balding.

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds




no, this game was good.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


PantsBandit posted:

The PSX was my first system and I'm balding.

lol

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



zen death robot posted:

that's some early hair loss there gamer

it happens, a guy i knew in undergrad was thinning his hair at 20

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox


zen death robot posted:

that's some early hair loss there gamer

Yup, male pattern baldness is a bitch.

Although I am in my mid 20s so it's not that crazy but yeah the ps1 is pretty old is my point.

Heavy Lobster
Oct 24, 2010




Most games that were posted in this thread, but especially

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!



Somebody make an LP of this game, need to bring back tthe magic

Cutscene Powers
Jun 7, 2010



Man the bits where the evil droids would start chasing you and hunt you down was scary as poo poo as a kid

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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien


Iron Casanova posted:

This game made me want a TG16.

Me too, fortunately I got it confused with golden axe and got a genesis instead.

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