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BigPoot
Jan 16, 2013



...run people over in your pickup truck.

http://www.contracostatimes.com/breaking-news/ci_26862815/american-canyon-man-who-allegedly-struck-two-truck

Sadly I can't find the video of him going into court wearing a fedora, but believe you me, he was.

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


Wait, I tried that and now I have to go to court and stay at least 100 yards away from my lady love. :saddowns:

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014


trust me, it works

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008



Hair Elf

okay, fess up. which one of you was it?

old fat bird
Oct 26, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


living the dream

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


quote:

A tall man, Jon-Luc Laporte, 21, walked into the Solano County Superior Court in Vallejo wearing a long trench coat, a hat and a black bandana covering half of his face before entering Judge Tim Kam's court room.

even goonier than a fedora

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008



Hair Elf



he's gotta be a goon right?

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Maybe he's on to something. They can't reject you if they're paralyzed in an automobile accident and you're their only source of food and water.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009




he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



a bone to pick posted:

even goonier than a fedora

Lol a trenchcoat was like 2002 goon fashion

He even fails at dressing goony lmao

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW


I spent the majority of my youth building strong friendships, family bonds, and trying to get along with females in my peer group. Now that I see the world for what it is, I am trying to tear down all that horrible damage I did by being "social" when I was younger.

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014


Hid name is Jon-Luc. It's like his parents wanted him to grow up to be a deranged autist.

Luminous Cow
Nov 2, 2007

Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.

:420:


A Spider Covets posted:

he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom

lol

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009



I've been Friendzoned seventeen thousand eight hundred and ninety one times, but this worked for me.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


A Spider Covets posted:

he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom

That's usually a sign that the man is a pedophile, they look like a child with an adult's proportions

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





go go gadget type II diabetes

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy


tell girls they're hot over and over again

Hellbeard
Apr 8, 2002


Please report me if you see me post in GBS so a moderator may bulldoze my account like a palestinian school.


This thread is now about the shadow tyranny of banana-people.

I've been fred-nosed so I ran over to people in a kraut.

Edit: there exists the word Cryptocracy. So there's that.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Roargasm posted:

tell girls they're hot over and over again
hey baby i want to get into those pants cause there hot pants red hot

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009


A Spider Covets posted:

he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom

holy gently caress

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax


Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008


A Spider Covets posted:

he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom

ahaha

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007




Nice tie choice - you can tell the public defender had to rebuff his advances and he cried

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





leave him alone, if he wants to titfuck a fruit roll up that's his choice

D1Sergo
May 4, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

He wore a watch_dogs mask, a fedora, and a trench coat to court after running over a girl who rejected him.




"Your honor, this is not about the fact that I tried to kill these women. This is about ethics in games journalism."




D1Sergo fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Nov 8, 2014

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




"Not guilty." Good luck with that one.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...

Clapping Larry


Even the public defender is like "meh gently caress whatever"

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009



Hahaha. The ultimate "I am seriously reconsidering my law degree" expression.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 20, 2004



A Spider Covets posted:

he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom
yall weren't kidding

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014


If my name was Jon Luc, I'd probably just drive my car off a bridge.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



friendzone doesnt exist

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014


Philadelphia posted:

If my name was Jon Luc, I'd probably just drive my car off a bridge.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013


If your name contains a hyphen and you don't live in France or Quebec, your parents are loving retarded and probably passed their retard genes to you.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


jesus wept

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

http://youtu.be/X6oUz1v17Uo?t=18s

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH





Don't cross him, his uncle works for Nintendo.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



was hoping the trick was "kill yourself"

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


That tie be callin all them bitches Ike a fuckin magnet

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


i honestly only really like ricky gervais when he's making fun of karl pilkington and then screeching like a loon when he laughs about it

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

why even bother pleading not guilty?

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