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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
we are an eastern european country in all respects except that our government is only soft-authoritarian because of centuries of swedish rule

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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Fetus Tree posted:

i wish this thread was finished



generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

krampster2 posted:

Am not. Here are her flaws.



dunno whos that supposed to be since this is the actual miss finland 2014 who looks like the doughfaced half mongol half aryan that the average finn is

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
o rite, the one with the beautiful smile...


dunno if anyone but housewives and creepy uncles are actually interested in beauty pageants anymore (like only gays and former eastern bloc countries take eurovision seriously)

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Yaldabaoth posted:

Finland's neo-nazis always come off like they only follow the ideology because they're looking for a fight and being a neo-nazi is the surest way to provoke other european countries into starting poo poo with them

typical juden typ humanist hogwash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGSL6MkZpvQ

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
finland.jpg, a slice of life

images courtesy of Finland In Pictures thread in the punkinfinland.net forums

recommended background music: jean sibelius - finlandia, op. 26

















can loneliness kill you?
old ppl being found mummified in their apartments after being dead for months or even years






woman crashes her car into the bus her husband is on
after a heated argument, taking their children with her :smith:





















:nms:http://i.imgur.com/PZapcXs.jpg:nms:"I done hosed up"

unemployed's cafeteria closed due to shortage of employees


































:nws:http://i.imgur.com/wjdsJNk.jpg :nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/ckTnVgw.jpg:nw:











http://i.imgur.com/03AHu2l.jpg[/img]
















no bouncing in the bouncy castle

no swimming, only fishing / no fishing / max. three trouts per day permitted with a fishing licence :psyduck:


Hetero Pride 2014









a ferry gets stuck in ice; this guy wasn't afraid at all but you shoulda seen the cowardly swedes

12 years without getting pussy!






"REAL BURGERS FOR REAL MEN"




lottery ticket worth 50 million
free bucket for first 100 customers
queue for marginally cheaper gas



plainclothes cops at an anarchist rally















(http://youtube.com/watch?v=vHDgH2ZmdNk)


















world championship of farting

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/InUpOwl.jpg :nws:


































generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it doesn't baffle me that a potatisodlare från västkusten can't grasp basic linguistics

language pedagogy has been too grammar and text oriented for years tho

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

karhu (karhea ie. rough) is just an euphemism for otso (bear) because finns were bear worshippers and didn't want to summon bears by saying their true name

btw. the original form of the word is oksi (inflectional stem ohde-)

from protofinnic *okte i guess

generative grammer fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Nov 10, 2014

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
its really fun to be unemployed with a goony sleep schedule when it's pitch dark outside already at 4pm during the darkest season. thank you idiot poo poo fucker ancestors for settling north of the 60th parallel. on the plus side i don't live in lapland anymore

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
is winter in finlandiya. woman come home and find hers husband have hanged himself. woman cry of upset because man was selfish to escape cruel world first whitout her and using up expensive rope. such the life -- is never ending misery.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
there's homonyms in the english language, fingerpori jokes are literally what you guys call 'puns' but extremely far-fetched sometimes

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
like "terve" means literally "healthy" so yeah someone who thinks he's the funniest guy in the room might playfully presume that you're introducing yourself as a healthy person and answer back "sairas" ("sick") . that's actually a really stale joke that my 6th grade teacher really loved.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

Are fins slavs?

we speak a heavily indo-europeanized form of uralic because apparently the way the more prestigious northwestern indo-europeans in the finnish gulf area butchered their language sounded really cool to our western uralic speaking ancestors

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
everyman's rights are a cool concept until big berry&mushroom exporters start exploiting them with their almost-slave almost-trafficked labor force

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

galenskaparna - perkele.flv (removed from youtube för fan)

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
sweden is the only eu country where it's legal to sell snus. snus was legal in finland up until we joined the eu. swedes got an exception because of their precious and ancient lip stuffing culture as pictured



actually iirc it might be legal in åland no it isnt

generative grammer fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Nov 12, 2014

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
dont use fahrenheits in a eurothread, its triggering

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
whenever an ad agency is given the task to produce a commercial for the finnish tourist board or whatever they just film santa claus in a moomin suit drinking salmiakkikossu in a sauna and call it a day

if they want to be edgy they add in some perkele sisu äijä perse jonenikula extreme metal attitude (music composed by tuomas holopainen, or kärtsy hatakka if the budget is limited)

generative grammer fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Nov 12, 2014

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
helsinki really needs that 100m high statue of jussi pajunen's cock in the south harbor

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

that's music for inbred retards

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

krampster2 posted:

Pretty much the only Finnish song people know right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE

E: heard this guy is a big Zionist or something

zeitgeist cultist

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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
now that we joined the united nations of sodomy how about a goon meet in the woods behind the olympic stadium

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