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Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Charge is 4.99 per minute.

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red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
ic ant beat the barrel part in sonic 3 carnival night zone

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


hwo do i beat the whelk in final fantasy 3

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

red plastic cup posted:

ic ant beat the barrel part in sonic 3 carnival night zone

You can't beat it. It was put in because Sega didn't have enough time to finish Sonic 3. I recommend purchasing Sonic and Knuckles and attaching the lock-on cartridge.

gay skull posted:

hwo do i beat the whelk in final fantasy 3

Be sure to bring a lot of potions!

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
do i need mom and dads permission before i post?

how do i beat legacy of the wizard?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

m y penis

hhlep

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009
whats the nude code in tomb raider

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

FuriousGeorge posted:

do i need mom and dads permission before i post?

how do i beat legacy of the wizard?

get the map, but get your parents' permission and make sure you have a wall to dedicate it to because jfc that map

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

I'm having trouble in Smash Bros playing as Bowser. It's difficult for me to approach camping players like Samus.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

FuriousGeorge posted:

do i need mom and dads permission before i post?

how do i beat legacy of the wizard?

You should, but between you and me, just make sure you've got the credit card ready.

Try not to get hurt! If that doesn't work, purchase a game genie!

Mr. Pumroy posted:

m y penis

hhlep

We're sorry, but the number dialed is not in service right now. Please hang up and try again later.

Endorph posted:

whats the nude code in tomb raider

ENGAGE TITTYS
MOTHER FUCKER

mabels big day posted:

I'm having trouble in Smash Bros playing as Bowser. It's difficult for me to approach camping players like Samus.

Try playing with a different character more suited to your playstyle!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mr Tastee posted:

Try playing with a different character more suited to your playstyle!
This is false. Smash Bros. is a multiplayer game, so you need to read your opponent and their psychology. Throw your controller at them and declare that Samus is "banned" in your house now because it's your Gamecube.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.

Mr Tastee posted:


ENGAGE TITTYS
MOTHER FUCKER


lmao

How do I make samus do a shinespark?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

thuly posted:

How do I make samus do a shinespark?
ENGAGE TITTYS
MOTHER FUCKER

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
konami code?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A B A B left left left left start

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


whats the code to unlock spider man in tony hawks pro skater 2 on game boy advance

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

gay skull posted:

whats the code to unlock spider man in tony hawks pro skater 2 on game boy advance
Beat the game 100% with 13 characters, get all gaps on all levels.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i make female characters in mmos to look at their rear end

is this objectifying women

please hurry my mom won't let me spend more than $5 on this call

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
How do I kill the mystery goomba

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Eonwe posted:

i make female characters in mmos to look at their rear end

is this objectifying women

please hurry my mom won't let me spend more than $5 on this call

Yes.

This call has lasted for two minutes. Your charge is 9.98.


Gimbal lock posted:

How do I kill the mystery goomba

Satanic ritual. This only works if you bought the game at a thrift store and the label is written with a sharpie marker.

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
hi i beat elite 4 90 times. where is mew and pikablu?

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Welcome to the Imp Zone tip helpline. How can I help you, friend of the family?

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

crazkylo posted:

hi i beat elite 4 90 times. where is mew and pikablu?

Please consult your uncle who works for Nintendo.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Bobnumerotres posted:

Welcome to the Imp Zone tip helpline. How can I help you, friend of the family?

This is a family friendly helpline. Perhaps you may want to call the gangsta party line?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

hello may I please speak to Johnny Arcade

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
how do i beat ET

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Can you tell me the cheat code to beat diabetes? I think I drank a bit too much Dew.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Sub-Actuality posted:

hello may I please speak to Johnny Arcade

Johnny Arcade doesn't work in our department. Perhaps you would like to speak to George Wood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySrmpG_p19Q

Shinjobi posted:

how do i beat ET

Press all the buttons. Keep up your energy with delicious Reese's Pieces.

Kylra posted:

Can you tell me the cheat code to beat diabetes? I think I drank a bit too much Dew.

Purchase and play Captain Novolin, which should educate you on maintaining your diabetes.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
how do i eat gordos in my kirby game

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
How do I get better at RTS games?

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


Please help me, I've been feeling some sort of reaping sensation near my taint.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Omally posted:

how do i eat gordos in my kirby game
Look for the power-ups hidden in every level.

Falsum posted:

How do I get better at RTS games?
Build as many units as you can and have them attack your enemy.

BoredDG posted:

Please help me, I've been feeling some sort of reaping sensation near my taint.
Play one of our less popular games and provide your feelings on it.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

i want to do an LP, how do i gain subscribers?

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Bobnumerotres posted:

i want to do an LP, how do i gain subscribers?

Lets Play Superstardom requires little more than a camcorder, your face, and a copy of Minecraft (console version preferred).

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
i keep getting mad at Wormskull's posting

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Schnedwob posted:

i keep getting mad at Wormskull's posting

He's trolling you, dude.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Knuc U Kinte posted:

He's trolling you, dude.

Dam,

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Schnedwob posted:

i keep getting mad at Wormskull's posting

Just casually mention how good ut2k4 is

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Fellis posted:

Just casually mention how good ut2k4 is

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A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
my friend was being real hard on the new sonic game and i punched him in the throat and i damaged his voicebox is it possible to still raid with him on wow if he can't use teamspeak

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