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Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Charge is 4.99 per minute.

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Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

red plastic cup posted:

ic ant beat the barrel part in sonic 3 carnival night zone

You can't beat it. It was put in because Sega didn't have enough time to finish Sonic 3. I recommend purchasing Sonic and Knuckles and attaching the lock-on cartridge.

gay skull posted:

hwo do i beat the whelk in final fantasy 3

Be sure to bring a lot of potions!

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

FuriousGeorge posted:

do i need mom and dads permission before i post?

how do i beat legacy of the wizard?

You should, but between you and me, just make sure you've got the credit card ready.

Try not to get hurt! If that doesn't work, purchase a game genie!

Mr. Pumroy posted:

m y penis

hhlep

We're sorry, but the number dialed is not in service right now. Please hang up and try again later.

Endorph posted:

whats the nude code in tomb raider

ENGAGE TITTYS
MOTHER FUCKER

mabels big day posted:

I'm having trouble in Smash Bros playing as Bowser. It's difficult for me to approach camping players like Samus.

Try playing with a different character more suited to your playstyle!

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Eonwe posted:

i make female characters in mmos to look at their rear end

is this objectifying women

please hurry my mom won't let me spend more than $5 on this call

Yes.

This call has lasted for two minutes. Your charge is 9.98.


Gimbal lock posted:

How do I kill the mystery goomba

Satanic ritual. This only works if you bought the game at a thrift store and the label is written with a sharpie marker.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

crazkylo posted:

hi i beat elite 4 90 times. where is mew and pikablu?

Please consult your uncle who works for Nintendo.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Bobnumerotres posted:

Welcome to the Imp Zone tip helpline. How can I help you, friend of the family?

This is a family friendly helpline. Perhaps you may want to call the gangsta party line?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Sub-Actuality posted:

hello may I please speak to Johnny Arcade

Johnny Arcade doesn't work in our department. Perhaps you would like to speak to George Wood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySrmpG_p19Q

Shinjobi posted:

how do i beat ET

Press all the buttons. Keep up your energy with delicious Reese's Pieces.

Kylra posted:

Can you tell me the cheat code to beat diabetes? I think I drank a bit too much Dew.

Purchase and play Captain Novolin, which should educate you on maintaining your diabetes.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Omally posted:

how do i eat gordos in my kirby game
Look for the power-ups hidden in every level.

Falsum posted:

How do I get better at RTS games?
Build as many units as you can and have them attack your enemy.

BoredDG posted:

Please help me, I've been feeling some sort of reaping sensation near my taint.
Play one of our less popular games and provide your feelings on it.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Bobnumerotres posted:

i want to do an LP, how do i gain subscribers?

Lets Play Superstardom requires little more than a camcorder, your face, and a copy of Minecraft (console version preferred).

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Yinlock posted:

yesterday I was informed by(I assume) a medical professional that I was "severely pwned", what is this and is there any hope of recovery???

Acquire codes from Mountain Dew and Doritos and put them into your game.

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Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

gay skull posted:

If I start IVing military grade amphetamines will I be able to speedrun wii fit

Yes, but it is recommended you amp up your performance with official Gamer Grub.

Xexre posted:

On what level do I tighten up the graphics and how exactly do I do this

Level 3. Buy the latest nVidia graphics card.

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