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Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
:siren::siren::siren:AI Secret Santa 2014:siren::siren::siren:


:siren:Important Dates::siren:
Thursday, November 20 - REGISTRATION CLOSED

(pairings happen sometime during this period here and time to get them poo poo)

Monday, December 12 - Ship-by Date: Ideal ship-by date. PLEASE do everything you can to have your gift on its way on or before this day. Shipping during the holidays can lag and have lots of problems. This gives them roughly two business weeks before Christmas day.

Tuesday, January 1 - PoniesAteMyBagel-Day (Deadbeat Cut Off): If you have not provided proof of shipping by this date, you will be considered a deadbeat.




:siren:Registration::siren:
CLOSED

:siren:Post:siren:
You MUST post in this thread. In your post please have:
- Shipping preference: No international or International
- Any specific requests.
- You may include an optional "do not send" list. Don't want a bag of Ol' Roy showing up in the mail? Say so.





:siren:Rules::siren:
- To be eligible for AISS you must have posted at least 5 constructive posts in AI within the past 6 months but before today (no flooding with posts at last minute). I will be using your profile to check this.
- We are doing a proof of shipment rule. no proof = you're a deadbeat. When you ship your gift, you must provide proof of shipment. Email automotiveinsanity@gmail.com the username/userID of the person you're buying for and the tracking information. If anything goes pear shaped, at least we can figure out where.
- If you hit any speed bumps, have any questions, or need anything at all you can post, email or PM me.






:siren:Gift cost:siren:
Please try to keep your gift in the $10-20 range. If you can't afford this plus shipping don't register. You may spend more than $20 on your AI:SSee if you'd like but please do not go overboard.
- There will be a cap of $50. Please do not spend more than $50 on gifts for someone on the internet. Unless you're incredibly wealthy or it's loving hilarious
- If you will be moving or traveling a lot during a gift time please say so in your email and/or post so that I/your santa knows when and where the best time to send your gift is.


:siren:Proof of shipment:siren:
You must provide proof of shipment before January 1 or you will be considered a deadbeat santa. Please put the tracking number in your email. If you do not have a tracking number, you must EMAIL or PM me a photo/scan of the shipping receipt.


Accepted types of proof:
- Tracking number from UPS, Fedex or DHL (please use one of these services unless you really can't for whatever reason)
- Photo or scanned image of your shipping receipt with your username written on it. Most receipts have the zip code of the recipient, so this is how I will check these.

I don't want purchase reciepts of whatever gifts you buy. I want SHIPPING proof.



Shipping
Shipping is always a hassle. I know we can't force you to use one service over another, but be aware that you are responsible for what you ship. So take extra steps to make sure everything goes smoothly. Here are some tips:

- Use USPS, UPS, DHL or Fedex if available. They offer easy tracking and TRACKING NUMBER IS MY PREFERRED FORM OF SHIPMENT PROOF
- Write the addresses clearly on your box and TRIPLE CHECK THAT THEY ARE CORRECT!! A misspelled zip code can delay shipping for weeks, and a wrong address means no one gets a gift. If you have bad handwriting or don't want to mess up, consider copy/pasting and printing out the address emailed to you and then tape it to your box.
- Pad your gifts well. Use good padding (plastic bags, newspaper, peanuts, etc) to keep items safe.
- If you do decide to use USPS, keep in mind that they have flat rate boxes that ship for the same price as long as it's under 70 lbs.


To those outside of the US: I will do my best to pair you with someone from your country if you want. I can't guarantee this, so please put in your post where you are willing to ship to some other shithole in the world, just in case.

Please keep us updated. I will be following the thread to make sure everyone is still staying active. It'd be nice if you posted to let us know your status. It'd be even nicer if you posted once you've received your gift, photos are loved, but it isn't required.



If you have ANY questions, concerns or anything you need at all. Please PM or email me!

AI:SS EMAIL = AutomotiveInsanity@gmail.com



I'm in for hell for a third time.

Sockington fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Nov 22, 2014

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Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
Reserved.

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
Reserved #2.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'm In.


Shipping prefs: U.S. preferable.
Requests: nah
Do not send: poop/dead critters, otherwise, game on.


E: clarified no dead animals.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Nov 10, 2014

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Sign me the gently caress up

Shipping preference: would prefer to keep in in the continental US, Canada is ok too
Requests: uh any old rear end toyota stuff*, subaru stuff, Volvo stuff, broken mechanical bits, anything that would make a cool wall-mounted trophy
Do not send: bodily fluids/solids, dead animals (actual food is welcome). Otherwise I couldn't care less. :420: and liquor are acceptable.




*If you go yarding and find a 86-89 Celica GT-S/AllTrac, I NEED THE FENDERS. gently caress, I'll even pay you back for them.

Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Nov 25, 2014

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I'm worried about the idea of 'constructive' posts.

Shipping preferences: Not international unless it's for a good cause. Just Canada?
Requests: Nerp
Do not send: Poop, porn, bodily fluids

iForge
Oct 28, 2010

Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.
Totally in.

Shipping: U.S.A. only this year, last year shipping costs got out of control
Requests: Jeep stuff, stickers, magnets, etc. Delicious booze.

Do not send: Game consoles full of mealworms

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*
I'm in!

Shipping: USA preferred, Canada okay.
Requests: Anything Subaru or BMW related.
Don't send: Bees.

goatse guy fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Nov 10, 2014

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Registration sent.

Shipping preference: Anywhere is ok.

Requests: Anything I can't get in the UK, or which lets you proudly represent your local area.

Do Not Send: Stuff that will get me in trouble with the law, or is generally nasty. Or Rhyno.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I'm in, i need to update my adress from last year so Ill send the email in a moment

Requests: i am open for anything as long as it doesnt land me in FPMITA prison.

I would like to ship to the USA or CANADA.

Final request please pair me with seat safety switch because i have a big box of porn that I have pooped on that I haventbeen able to decide what to do with.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

Final request please pair me with seat safety switch because i have a big box of porn that I have pooped on that I haventbeen able to decide what to do with.
I thought I was getting that anyway.

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'
Totally in!

Shipping preference: USA please, though I'm ok with BC Canada since it isn't far.

What's "Ol' Roy"?. Edit: Lol low quality dog food.

On that note, for preferences I'm a medium in everything, enjoy interesting/weird snacks for anyone far away, neat stickers for my toolbox, and I pretty much like all cars.

Mat_Drinks fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Nov 10, 2014

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Mat_Drinks posted:



What's "Ol' Roy"?

Food for people that can't afford top ramen.

Slow is Fast
Dec 25, 2006

I'm in.

If anyone wants to top the cross stitch WRC subaru thing I got last year go for it.

No international. Give me someone cool.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I'm in. Email Sent

I love computer junk. That or Audi/VW stuff. Keep it clean, I have a 2 year old.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Nov 12, 2014

Brigdh
Nov 23, 2007

That's not an oil leak. That's the automatic oil change and chassis protection feature.
Email sent. Looking forward to this again.

Would prefer USA only, but can ship international if need be.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

email sent.

Shipping prefs: US
Requests:
Do not send: Saabs

What about shipping USPS Priority Mail? 2-3 days for delivery, tracked, insured, easy.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 261 days!)

I'm in like Flynn.
US only please, I'm a poor.
Requests: Surprise me. I need rockin 8 tracks for my home stereo.
Do not want: Basically anything you could find in YOSPOS:SS or a bodily discharge. Dead animals are not my forte, unless they're still edible.

West SAAB Story fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Nov 17, 2014

helno
Jun 19, 2003

hmm now were did I leave that plane
Email sent.

Shipping: I am in Canada but can ship anywhere.
Requests: Mechanical bits that have failed in interesting ways.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Sent.
Shipping: I'm in Alberta- International ok, would prefer somebody in the western half of the continent because there's something I'm thinking about sending out that's a little on the heavy side
Requests: Surprise me
DNS: nothing gross, illegal, or YOSPOS-y
Shirt size: 2XL

Turbo Fondant fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Dec 2, 2014

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

meatpimp posted:

What about shipping USPS Priority Mail? 2-3 days for delivery, tracked, insured, easy.

Yeah, I really don't care. That was just mostly copy and paste from 2012 since I didn't feel like typing it out again.

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot
Im in.

Shipping. North America
Things I like: Tools. Electrical poo poo. British Bullshit.
Things I dont want: live bees. Dead animals. Poop.

Edit: gently caress it. I'll send poo poo to the great white north.

BrokenKnucklez fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Nov 10, 2014

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
In again!

Shipping : Dont care
Things I like - poo poo about Cycling / cars / cats. The funnier the better
Do not send - Any plant / animal matter (living or dead), anything illegal. Quaratine laws for Australia are not to be hosed with.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


Last year was a blast, in for this year as well, thanks Sock for organizing and dealing with us!

Shipping preference: Canada & Continental US

Requests: SUUUBARUUUU or surprise me, I'm happy with almost anything

Do not send: Things the postal office or border security would confiscate.

Tindjin
Aug 4, 2006

Do not seek death.
Death will find you.
But seek the road
which makes death a fulfillment.
Woohoo, I'm in for this year!

My location = NM, USA
Shipping to? = Don't matter, I'll ship international if needed.

Requests: Anything works for me.. I'm mostly a Ford, BMW and Porsche guy. Love odd tools, legos, old signs or other garage memorabilia.

No limitations on stuff to send other than keeping it legal to go through the system.

Tindjin fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Nov 20, 2014

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

In on this.

Location: :canada:
Shipping preference: Canada or US.

Requests: BMW stuff and airplane stuff would be awesome!
Limitations: Nothing illegal, disgusting or that you'd find in YOSPOS:SS. Also if you choose the airplane route, no Spitfire stuff - got too much of that already.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

I'm in.

Shipping preference: Don't care, but US is better.
Requests: Meh. I'd rather be stalked.
Do not send: Viggen

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




Got a couple of ideas for gifts I hope I can source parts for, this should be entertaining.

Assuming I make the cut:
Postage: I'd prefer to be paired with another Australian but I can do international postage.
Requests: whatever
Do not send: Anything that'd put me on an AFP watchlist or get seized by customs. Preferably no foodstuffs either, I'm coeliac and have to stick to a gluten free diet.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Sent email

- Shipping preference: Happy to domestic (Australia) or international
- Any specific requests: Nope
- Be careful with food or drink gifts from overseas

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
In.


America.


No butt stuff.

SlimManFat
Nov 12, 2010

RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
I'm in!

I'm in Canada, so I'd like to ship within Canada, but I could ship to the US if need be.

Don't send: Anything dead, living, illegal, or NSFW poo poo, this means no jorts god damnit. Could be family around when I open this lol

SlimManFat fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 25, 2014

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Oh gently caress yeah :getin:

Shipping preferences: USA only please. I am too retarded to figure out international shipping.

Send: anything not excepted below, but jeep poo poo, broken parts, and stuff that could be considered man cave decor is a good guess
Do not send: live bees, dead animals, gaming stuff with or without mealworms, illegal poo poo, NWS poo poo unless it is really funny, literal poo poo, jokes about broken bellhousings, 5XL muumuus, hard alcohol (I don't drink it anymore)

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

I'm in!

Shipping preference: Continental U.S. only, please.
Send: Whatever you want.
Do not send: Mattresses, animals.

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.
I'm in!
Shipping: US/Canada
Requests: Miata stuff, Subaru stuff, classic Euro stuff
Do not send: Tasteless goony stuff, clothes (unless extra huge hat or medium tall shirt)

PhoenixWing
Feb 13, 2012

Count me in!

Shipping: International/Domestic (US Based)
Preferences: Nissan/ACVW Fan, but, open to anything.
Do not send: Anything that'd be seized by US customs, or local postal.

EDIT: Anyone have a link to AI:SS 2013?

PhoenixWing fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Nov 10, 2014

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

I'm in!

Shipping: prefer domestic USA
Preferences: I don't give a drat, this game is always fun.
Do not send: corpses and please don't bring the TSA/FBI/FDA/CIA/ATF to my door.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Email sent.

USA only please.

A big bag of money would be nice, but I'd settle for a Jeep Wrangler.

No dicks, food or anything illegal jerks.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
In.

USA preferred.
Vintage or just neat/odd things are always welcome. Cars, motorcycles and music related are always good.
Please no living or previously living creatures or their discharges.

Holdbrooks
Jan 1, 2005

NEAI 2015
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
ONWARD TO THE HALLS OF RUSTHALLA
definitely in again, and will also do a few people if needed.
USA, Canada preferred but will ship wherever if needed.
I'm down for whatever as long as it legal and not alive or poo poo. Or dongs, no dongs please.

E: email sent

Holdbrooks fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Nov 10, 2014

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DefaultPeanut
Nov 4, 2006
What's not to like?
So in!

Canada / US slipping preferred.

Send me motorcycle things, interesting automotive things from yesteryear, or stuff for my broken chrysler vehicles.
Keep it legal and no NWS stuff.

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