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DaveWoo posted:Rubio goes on Fox & Friends to whine about Obama going on The Daily Show: Republican senators to write another letter to Iranian pen pal regarding illegitimacy of selfie president
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The Republican field is a bunch of washed up losers like what would be on the apprentice anyway. All it's missing is Joan Rivers.
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Jul 23, 2015 12:21
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Joementum posted:HuffPo/YouGov polled Republican party activists (those who have run for or held office, served as party officials, worked on campaigns, or volunteered their time before elections). Walker comes out on top with a sizable lead, but Trump does surprisingly well. 
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Jul 23, 2015 15:32
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I'd say Trump just Dukakis'd himself with the hat but it was less terrible than that yooge cat barf that's usually on top of his head.
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Jul 23, 2015 20:31
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That guy in the white t-shirt is the only one with a human sense of shame
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Jul 24, 2015 00:43
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Ready for Hillary y'all
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Jul 24, 2015 00:55
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Flying Spaghetti Monster for VP
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Jul 24, 2015 01:00
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point of return posted:Well, if history, both early American and recent, is any indication, it's the Vice President that'll be doing the most heavy dueling. It's not like they have anything else to do
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Jul 24, 2015 03:31
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Nuclearmonkee posted:I know most politicians do the whole fake smile thing but I don't know why Hillary's often looks like a rictus grin. Her real smile is fine but the fake one can be scary sometimes. Is fake smile coaching a thing? I bet it is. It's an old white lady thing judging by most of my family photos. Hillary's been practicing her dead-eyed fake smile since the 1960s at least: 
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Jul 24, 2015 18:40
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Instead of going to endless attack ads, all the superpac money is going to go to pay The Donald to gently caress off and not run as an independent when the RNC inevitably gives the nomination to someone else
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Jul 25, 2015 05:07
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Lastgirl posted:she's hot as gently caress Here's her mom so give it a few years 
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Jul 26, 2015 00:55
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Joementum posted:Yeah, the most likely scenario is that he just gets bored sometime this fall, but he's not going to be able to survive the scrutiny once people in Iowa and NH and other states actually start paying attention.  gently caress huck
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Jul 26, 2015 23:28
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In the event of a nuclear war, the Huckabee family would be the world's largest grease fire
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Jul 26, 2015 23:47
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quote:Dick Morris, who had previously worked for Bill Clinton, advised Huckabee on his races in 1993, 1994 and 1998. Huckabee commented that Morris was a "personal friend." A newspaper article reported on Huckabee's 1993 win: "Morris said the mistake Republicans always make is that they are too much of a country club set. What we wanted to do was run a progressive campaign that would appeal to all Arkansans.'" Noted progressive moderate, Mike Huckabee
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Jul 27, 2015 02:08
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PostNouveau posted:The Democratic Party had an iron grip on Arkansas up until just a few years ago. The Mike Huckabee of today couldn't win a 1990s Arkansas election. Also, "progressive" probably meant something different than "I'm liberal, but the word liberal has a bad connotation." Huckabee would have trouble now purely over his "if I have to go on a diet, everybody does" school food program being compared to the Dread Lady Obama's.
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Jul 27, 2015 13:54
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Joementum posted:It's actually impressive how boring he is. Plain vanilla with nothing on it
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Jul 28, 2015 00:57
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The X-man cometh posted:What would his favorite superhero be? Cyclops? Jimmy Olsen? Ronald Reagan after he was bitten by a radioactive jellybean
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Jul 28, 2015 02:04
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bunnyofdoom posted:So how long until it's revealed Trump paid a million to strangle a hobo with his bare hands. More like Giuliani paid Trump a million dollars per hobo strangled
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Jul 28, 2015 02:20
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Joementum posted:So you're saying Trump has a way to shut that whole thing down? Only if he has a female body
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Jul 28, 2015 18:05
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Don't forget that time Senator Agua Bottle drank his presidential aspirations away 
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Jul 28, 2015 18:52
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Jul 28, 2015 20:47
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drat lol Walker needs to ask Trump for some combover tips
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Jul 28, 2015 21:54
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Ted Cruz is more cringeworthy than Huckabee and goddamn that's saying something. Reading Green Eggs and Ham in the senate to protest Obamacare and completely missing the irony was the height of his career.
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Jul 29, 2015 00:55
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The French probably could have held out in Vietnam a while longer if they'd let the peasants guillotine Madame Nhu
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Jul 29, 2015 01:24
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Dahn posted:Well it's over. The Donald deserves the nomination for that alone.
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Jul 29, 2015 15:18
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Hillary's not even trying, which makes sense because she's courting millennials who would be freaked out by the sight of someone working.
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Jul 29, 2015 17:10
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GalacticAcid posted:Really makes you think.... Dumb poo poo one-upsmanship is the best part of any Republican primary. Huckabee must have gotten a small bump from his ovens thing or something.
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Jul 29, 2015 19:34
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Change debate rules to the ten candidates who can do the most squats without their insides coming out their backside get to move on to the next stage.
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Jul 29, 2015 19:52
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:I'd like to see Trump's face while he tries to do a single pullup. 
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Jul 29, 2015 19:59
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Leviathan Song posted:That's the joke and Kerry is George Costanza. Do you want a President Costanza? Might as well as long as Perry's calling for the Festivus Feats of Strength
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Jul 29, 2015 20:48
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Third World Reggin posted:this site puts it at far more than 17 So 37 counting Deez Nuts
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Jul 29, 2015 21:58
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Bush isn't lovely enough for Florida anymore. They decided to go for full on 1000 years of darkness poo poo.
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Jul 30, 2015 14:18
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The kiddie table won't be getting clowned by Trump so more power to them I guess.
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Jul 31, 2015 13:21
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A Bag of Milk posted:Huckabee wouldn't rule out use of troops to stop abortion He's using  's "we'll see once I'm president" schtick.
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Jul 31, 2015 21:32
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I wonder how far the republicans would go to defend the little fetuses if they were anchor baby fetuses
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Jul 31, 2015 21:54
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Dahn posted:Are you saying you are in favor of fetus self deportation? I'll tell you once I'm elected president 
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Jul 31, 2015 21:57
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nehezir posted:As a chronic Arkansan, I am horribly sorry for the ignorant garbage Huckabee has been spewing.   On the bright side though, he never comes back unless it's to shake down some rubes for money
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DOOP posted:From a literal rocket scientist to famous pizza man He'll be back, he just has to complete his pokemon journey Only then will he be the very best, like no one ever was 
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