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Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

The Chore Wheel is part and parcel of the Mormon upbringing. And being a fat gently caress at buffets. That's the only style we really knew how to cook in - weekly weddings, baptisms, funerals, scouts, camping trips, seminaries, activity days, singles ward, basketball games, birthdays, holidays demanded that kind of poo poo.

E: that said holy gently caress I hate Romney. My church's income inequality was so loving blatant growing up that it's no wonder I went LF. Romney and his like literally believe they have right over the poor and they are disgusting fucks for It while wanting for Cadillacs and WonderBread. The worst loving people.

Armani fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Jan 17, 2015

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Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

MaxxBot posted:

Why would anyone want president Biden? He's perfect as VP because he's funny and doesn't actually do anything, his actual policies are pretty awful.

Keep little girls away from him:


Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Oh my god. You're right.

I've noticed that a lot of my religious online friends were and are super into zombie apocalypse stuff/survivalist stuff. Big surprise: they're against vaccinations and government and have never had an income below 50k.

Combine that with an unhealthy love of the world ending any day now via return of the Messiah...

E: Kill the television.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

This is still the best South Park bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j56IiLqZ9U

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

OctoberBlues posted:

Ted Cruz seems to have a very wide head from front to back...

I remember when Romney ran, a lot of us comic geeks here compared him to The Smiler from the Transmetropilitan comics.

I take it back; Cruz is The Smiler. At any moment, Cruz looks like he's going to become Large Marge while shrieking at Paul Reubens in a truck.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

mooyashi posted:

it's a rule that when you talk about Scott Walker you have to post a picture of him



This dude looks blazed as gently caress.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

site posted:

Is it normal for attack ads to start this early. I mean, I get that the Republican party is eating itself and all, but these had to have been ready to go before Rand ever announced and it's so goddamn early in the season it just seems absurd to launch them.

Think of the early ads as this baby pug - lots of joyful circles then tires itself out, to much mirth and merriment.

http://youtu.be/KRA20qWmAR4

Let them tucker themselves out. :3

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

showbiz_liz posted:

"Vote for Hillary? Can't you see that this bus is heading for a cliff, and we're rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic that's on the bus, and our children will curse our names, and would you support a Democrat who was pro-life and also an admitted rapist?? NO? Then how can you support Hillary?"

"So what's your plan, then?"

"Not voting for WAR CRIMINALS"

"I mean the plan that doesn't result in a Republican in the White H-"

"WAR CRIMINALS!"

I work with two 18 year olds. Both have been told the 90s and Clinton being elected were the worst times to be alive. They have been parroting this with nothing to back it up except for what their parents told them. They also have tumblrs for anime porn and are obsessed with bitching about minorities.

This is your brand new conservative voting bloc, approach accordingly.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

mooyashi posted:

Purple and Yellow is a bold color combination

Rand Paul: Bold and Gold Leadership

I am down for these United Saints of America.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Raskolnikov38 posted:

The portrait needs to be him :sax: on arsenio hall's show,

Make your own! The best kind of crime there is!

http://thebeautifulist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cartoon-on-bill5.jpg

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Great_Gerbil posted:

I'm gonna bring this back up because, in my mind, it's far too big to let candidates get away with.


The GOP are the ones putting this in the political realm. Every single bit of this sentence is twisted.

If you want to (as a prolife Catholic like Biden might) state that you disagree with the Church about something, say it. I believe that many Catholics would say they would not personally choose abortion but they won't force that belief on others.

It is not okay to say, "My religion informs me morally but I don't believe morals have any place informing my policy. Especially when it comes to how we treat those in poverty, one of the few issues Jesus was unequivocally clear on."

Thank you for this.




Someone needs to reboot OniPanda.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams
How mad is Drudge at his boyfriend for wanting to lead the issues on Gun Control?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanmcsan/martin-omalley-launches-major-post-charleston-gun-control-pu#.cpnz5K1e95

(If this was posted, apologies. )

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Skwirl posted:

If I was Disney I would sue.

I was gonna correct you and then I got loving sad.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

He'd probably kill it during a performance of Mr. Cellophane.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Der Kyhe posted:

To give my two cents on this thread; As a dirty communist whore from the Northern Europe, I mostly follow this thread to see how Trump or other the crazy Republican candidates are doing. I have no interest whatsoever on this Bernie/Hillary-slapfight, although from my perspective Bernie is too far left (our social democratic) to get the actual nomination. You guys simply do not want anything like Sweden/Finland/Norway/Denmark, and it is quite understandable since you run an empire, we just exist on this northern wasteland.

OK Sweden still has that "smallest empire ever"-approach but they are stuck in the era when the Swedish system was still a relevant thing.

EDIT: Spellcheck, also; I recently read the Hunter S. Thompson book "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72" and for some reason I am deeply fascinated by your poltical system. I personally hope for the Clinton/Bush or Bernie/anyone or anyone/Trump to get the same rush again. Even if the McGovern campaing happened a decade before I was born.

Your interests in our politics as a hobby also makes you more involved than most Americans seem to be. Good on you, seriously.

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Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Quantum Finger posted:

Or smart. If your draft number was low, volunteering let you choose which branch you went into. My dad volunteered so he could pick the navy since you at least get three hots and a cot on a boat.

He came back with PTSD and shot himself in the brain in front of my mom and me, but I guess he got what was coming to him and so did I.

Um.

gently caress.

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