WindmillSlayer posted:

Im unfriending you on steam and removing you from my buddy list.

RulerSmack posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3679944&pagenumber=2#post437499865
C'mon... baby needs a new pair of shoes!

wth posted:

the wheel is a cruel mistress

wth posted:

not accepting this please try again

alnilam posted:

remember the advice my hippy grandma always gives: tibetan peace flags. everywhere. nothing else in your new household with your new bride. they consume everything. you are cold at night because your sheets are tiny tibetan peace flags - you and your bride will take comfort in each other's warmth. you have no food, only the mild nourishment of the hemp and silk fabric of tibetan peace flags. tibetan peace flags flow out of the tap where water should be, resluting in a magician "infinite chain of hankerchieves" thing only it's not as amusing as it normally is because you are thirsty.

WindmillSlayer posted:

Scene: shady hotel, circa 1990. Camera angle faces up to the foot of the bed. A cockroach skitters over the lens.

HUMANS AMONG US: Oh my god oh my god oh my god ahhhhhh

SECURITY DRONE: YES YES YES Yessss

HUMANS AMONG US: That... was the best.

*HUMANS AMONG US hums Chelsea Dagger*

SECURITY DRONE: Dude just be quiet.

HUMANS AMONG US: Oh. Ok... I guess. I dunno I really like humming.

SECURITY DRONE: A hum is a sound made by humming a wordless tone with the mouth opened or closed, forcing the sound to emerge from the nose. To hum is to produce such a sound, often with a melody. A hum has a particular timbre (or sound quality), usually a monotone or with slightly varying tones. There are other similar sounds not produced by human singing that are also called hums, such as a sound produced by machinery in operation or by an insect in flight. The hummingbird was named for the sound that bird makes in flight.

HUMANS AMONG US: Huh?

*DOG CRASH TRUTHER steps in front of camera, the video ends but the audio continues*

DOG CRASH TRUTHER: If this gets out it'll be bad for the campaign...

wth posted:

where was this posted mr pepper? (ITT doesn't count)

Bo-Pepper posted:

Bo-Pepper posted:

there i did it i'm a big boy

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680370&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post437501159 "Photoshop this image"

RulerSmack posted:

My wildcard.

alnilam posted:

gotta keep playing gotta keep playing

WindmillSlayer posted:

wth posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712474/
YOU'VE MATCHED 2 PLEASE CHOSE A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST! GRATS!

WD-40 posted:

i will make a 2 word custom cross stitch with a doodle for someone as a match 2 prize if they want it

Bo-Pepper posted:

there i did it i'm a big boy

WindmillSlayer posted:

OP please buy me a beer.

wth posted:

can I see some ID?

WindmillSlayer posted:

I'm taking thee beer one and using it in two years.

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

i will edit in the words when i figure out what i want them to be

WindmillSlayer posted:

i want the cross stitch

Edit: goddamnit.

WD-40 posted:

lucky for you im feeling particularly generous today

if you cant talk julio into buying you booze let me know what two words you want it to say

FluffieDuckie posted:

maybe "card this" and an appropriate image

WindmillSlayer posted:

She plays dubstep to set the mood.

dogcrash truther posted:

lmao

wth posted:

If I missed any please let me know. Grats to all the winners from this round!

question: should I continue posting the roll results, or do you guys trust me to be on the up and up?

Sleepy Sip posted:

somebody already did this, right?

wth posted:

what thread did you work this into?

Sleepy Sip posted:

oh right http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639124&pagenumber=1#lastpost

Sleepy Sip posted:

oh right http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639124&pagenumber=1#lastpost

WD-40 posted:

have you tried realigning her chakras? its sounds like her purple chakra (aka "3rd eye") is not fully harmonized with her yellow chakra (aka "suicide tummy")

try blowing a bong hit in her ear (an old family remedy my grandma brought back from woodstock)

good luck op!

wth posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712229/
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MATCHED 2! PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST!